Mrs Hinch #563 A free carpet here, a free sofa there, say ‘hi’ to Hinch the Begging Millionaire

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #563 A free carpet here, a free sofa there, say ‘hi’ to Hinch the Begging Millionaire

Thread title by @emmiepop inspired by @Little Miss Annie and @Latala

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It’s been a very long 48 hours, and Soph hasn’t shut up about Only Fans. Even Jamie is fed up and told her to go and have a lie down.

Still no house move, but don’t worry! Soph has a ‘moving caddy’ full of stickers so she can brag about how many bathrooms she has she can label the boxes.

duck knows what’s wrong with a sharpie like us mere mortals use. Didn’t she have one on her ladder desk?

She’s been quiet today, but would you beweave that she’s had her expensive Russian hair ‘refreshed’ (whatever that means) just in time for a certain celeb wedding……

Cruncky snacks at the ready nusty trolls.

Grangrad Trollomon, we’re relying on you for photos!

Remember Soph, don’t be petrified about moving house. Or photos at the wedding.
You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be

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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own

 

[HinchesSousChef]

As much of a dick as old trollomon can be, I do enjoy seeing her up a ladder, with her sliders, an unflattering angle, no make up on, her scummy clothes and her hair mid dye whacking some flowers up. Trollomon you win. Hinch can’t even show her face in a photo of herself with her children.

 

[kayl1986]

Love the recap and thread title. Thread 563 I wonder if this will be thread she finally moves in

 

[Whatapalaver]

How many bedrooms and bathrooms do you have PLEBS?!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha [laughing all the way to the bank]…….

 

[Danielle0120]

Dya rekon Jamie will try and squeeze into, by squeeze I mean cut in half, his wedding waistcoat for a 3rd time for ss wedding?
Wouldn't be overly shocked if hinch turned up in her dress tbfffff

Love the recap and thread title. Thread 563 I wonder if this will be thread she finally moves in

I still think another few weeks, she's dragging it on so much because she knows the second she moves in fully and her old house is no longer seen or mentioned her sheep will duck her off completely because who can possibly relate to the lass who did 99p bargains once upon a time and now lives in a big house, I'd say mansion but it's not even if she thinks it is. She's a scared wickle kitty

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Is it weird Hinch keeps following vendors SS is using for her wedding stuff? First the private chef and now the flower company? It's so Single White Female.

 

[LilPinkie]

I predict we are going to be bored this weekend. I don’t know but are OK covering SS wedding? So no one will post any pics and it’s going to be quiet. Happy to be proved wrong.

 

[Danielle0120]

Is it weird Hinch keeps following vendors SS is using for her wedding stuff? First the private chef and now the flower company? It's so Single White Female.

What a sad life she has
I think SS knows the game and knows it's very much a business relationship - Hinch on the other hand is bleeping obsessed with her.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Love the recap and thread title. Thread 563 I wonder if this will be thread she finally moves in

She needs to wait another 12 threads!

 

[Whatapalaver]

I think I need to visit the SS thread (I don’t even know how to find it - I only read this and one other vacant influencer). But whilst I really like SS as a foil to Hunch’s shallow, unimaginative behaviour, what really annoys me is when she says stuff like “My mate and I have been hunting down the right kinda pink fejkas ever since Greece….” Making it sound like she’s got a really helpful, resourceful friend who is giving up her free time to help make SS’s dream wedding and the whole “it takes a village…” schizz.
And yet what she actually means is “my mate - the professional bleeping florist/floral designer”

WHY do these zelebs/influencers make out like there is no business transaction going on here?!! It’s bleeping devious.

 

[BattleAxing]

Who puts specially made labels on moving boxes? The absolute fart!

She needs to give it up. Her following is 95% bots and creeps, 4% Tattlers and 1% actual fans left… and probably very mentally vulnerable if they haven’t clicked on by now. Even her fan based groups like MHMMDI have just become their own girlie based chat communities and not a lick arse train they used to be.

You like those 1% of real fans Hinch, need to smell the coffee and wake the duck up. You are a has been. Come off the internet. You only reached your peak a couple of years ago! And you seem really dated already!

 

[Danielle0120]

I think I need to visit the SS thread (I don’t even know how to find it - I only read this and one other vacant influencer). But whilst I really like SS as a foil to Hunch’s shallow, unimaginative behaviour, what really annoys me is when she says stuff like “My mate and I have been hunting down the right kinda pink fejkas ever since Greece….” Making it sound like she’s got a really helpful, resourceful friend who is giving up her free time to help make SS’s dream wedding and the whole “it takes a village…” schizz.
And yet what she actually means is “my mate - the professional bleeping florist/floral designer”

WHY do these zelebs/influencers make out like there is no business transaction going on here?!! It’s bleeping devious.

Her thread is proper vile, it's nothing like our nice thread, hinch might not like us but we don't rip her looks to bits apart from obvious she's better without her filter and editing of her face, and we've never mentioned her children in a negative light - we're all just spoken facts. Although I haven't been on SS thread in soooooo long so might of mellowed now, but it was repulsive at one point for the dragging of the children especially Rex, and Stacey's looks which even though I think she's a proper twit she's a naturally pretty woman - SS comes across dosey and thick but she's so clever, that's why she's so good at the gram game. Alot of her content is pre records and the time line of her renovations don't match up either.

 

[Mum of two]

SS has put up a reel of her pergola decorated with flowers. Nearly 40,000 likes in 20 minutes, no comment from bestie Soph as yet but I expect she's busy putting the kids to bed.

 

[Whitwoo]

Is it weird Hinch keeps following vendors SS is using for her wedding stuff? First the private chef and now the flower company? It's so Single White Female.

Preparing for her vow renewal no doubt..

 

[Pollyanna263]

Her thread is proper vile, it's nothing like our nice thread, hinch might not like us but we don't rip her looks to bits apart from obvious she's better without her filter and editing of her face, and we've never mentioned her children in a negative light - we're all just spoken facts. Although I haven't been on SS thread in soooooo long so might of mellowed now, but it was repulsive at one point for the dragging of the children especially Rex, and Stacey's looks which even though I think she's a proper twit she's a naturally pretty woman - SS comes across dosey and thick but she's so clever, that's why she's so good at the gram game. Alot of her content is pre records and the time line of her renovations don't match up either.

Everything you’ve said and the comments about her sister’s looks too.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Thanks for the great recap @Pollyanna263. Hope today wasn't too heavy for you
I second it being a real letdown this weekend - 100% the wedding has been sold to OK mag so there will be minimal photos/anything online before the magazine is published.
It better be a bleeping quiet weekend anyway, because I'm busy and don't need to be catching up on 6 threads when I resurface!

Her thread is proper vile, it's nothing like our nice thread, hinch might not like us but we don't rip her looks to bits apart from obvious she's better without her filter and editing of her face, and we've never mentioned her children in a negative light - we're all just spoken facts. Although I haven't been on SS thread in soooooo long so might of mellowed now, but it was repulsive at one point for the dragging of the children especially Rex, and Stacey's looks which even though I think she's a proper twit she's a naturally pretty woman - SS comes across dosey and thick but she's so clever, that's why she's so good at the gram game. Alot of her content is pre records and the time line of her renovations don't match up either.

I ventured over there once but didn't hang around long when I read some of the things they say about the kids. Bit too far into but that's why I stay away.

 

[BattleAxing]

Her thread is proper vile, it's nothing like our nice thread, hinch might not like us but we don't rip her looks to bits apart from obvious she's better without her filter and editing of her face, and we've never mentioned her children in a negative light - we're all just spoken facts. Although I haven't been on SS thread in soooooo long so might of mellowed now, but it was repulsive at one point for the dragging of the children especially Rex, and Stacey's looks which even though I think she's a proper twit she's a naturally pretty woman - SS comes across dosey and thick but she's so clever, that's why she's so good at the gram game. Alot of her content is pre records and the time line of her renovations don't match up either.

I dip in from time to time and I find it a bit rough when they rip Rexes appearance to shreds. I agree none of that happens here. We’ve always cheered Sloths children on, they need somebody to since they have absolute awkward dimwits for parents. Their mum even snatches their toys to play with herself ffs. SS may have really a relaxed parenting style that don’t suit many but it can be refreshing to see in comparison to Hinches rigid parenting! Her kids seem happy and that’s the main thing. Hinches don’t seem happy. They seem overly sheltered. Babied. Ignored and rigid.

 

[GimmieSauceage]

Preparing for her vow renewal no doubt..

God don’t say that it’s their anniversary next month isn’t it?

Guysssssss Jamie surprise me with a vow renewal

 

[ballerina1703]

I can’t be bothered spending time to try and find out but what does she need paper plates for? Vvv confused as to what the link is which those and packing

 

[easeypeasey]

God don’t say that it’s their anniversary next month isn’t it?

Guysssssss Jamie surprise me with a vow renewal

A big old second HUNNAYmoon to whisk her away from the attention that is staceys wedding. With actual sleb friends in attendance.
Bingo she goes silent over the wedding period boosting speculation of if she was there... which will be telling of bestie bubszsz guest list for a private wedding. And then comes back with we had an incredible time goiyz, Jamie surprised me for my wedding anniversary and that's why I'm not at staceys wedding but I face timed her when it was over... Oh and my parents have moved all our stuff for us here is a tour of our house to invalidate the insurance xxx