Mrs Hinch #558 we can't smell your kitchen Sophie, but we can smell the bull....

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Not the same house, that was about £3.5 million, much bigger than this one
 
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Oh my word....

Moaning about Hennerz waking the lazy arsed twats up at 6am.... in this fucking heat they should be walking him then, oh yeah, they don’t walk the poor fucker.

Bragging about the garden and spending 10 minutes walking in it, looking for flowers that have popped up overnight and feeling overwhelmed..... Poor Princess Sopha, walking in her Disney garden feeling overwhelmed...FFS

Sopha, not that you’ve read here since J.R. Ewing was shot, but you’re an absolute cockwomble, even your hunzz are getting fed up with you and you’re going down the toilet faster than poor flip and flop did......and I’m here for it. Blessed be.
 
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To quote myself. No other than Inch spotted in Morrisons. The way his little face lit up when someone said "excuse me" only to realise they were trying to get a cashier's attention. Bless 'is 'art.
He wasn’t signing defacing books was he?
 
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"Please feel sorry for me as I wander alone around my grounds and feel so overwhelmed at the flowers"

FUCK OFF.
 
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Familiarise yourself with ya garden, why??? you've been living there for last 6 months you daft bint
Just fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more...
 
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Looked like she had an automatic sprinkler going in that flower bed. Blessed be the gardener's for keeping those flowers alive, they are beautiful and no way could sofe keep up with the maintenance of that solo, flowers beds like those take upkeep
 
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Poor Sofa, those flowers are so overwhelming. If only the rest of us could understand what that feels like!
 
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Shopping in Morrisons today ey Inch
We aren’t ‘loyal’ to any one particular supermarket but definitely do most of our shopping in Morrisons. If they do any sort of deal with the Horrible HinchCliffes I’ll have to go elsewhere (maybe Tesco if they give Sopher the boot)
 
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The grass is as brown as sand. Need to take a look at your grass Sopha never mind your flowers. I’m afraid it will never be as glorious as your BFFs garden no matter how hard you try and walk around as many times as you like
I'd blame the gardener and the alpacas for the state of the grass. They should have let it grow longer and mow/graze less. Our shared front lawn looks a state because our neighbour mowed it only a week after we did it last. Our back lawn is still lovely because we only mow it once a month and keep it longer.

Top tip sofa: this is why farmers rotate grazing for their livestock and don't let them have at all the grass at once.

You're cute though. She's not.

You check your feckin veg patch with pride me lil' pumpkin!
I've got some mini cucumbers growing that would make Inch jealous . Don't get me started on the courgettes...
 
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If you have to familiarise yourself with the flowers, you're certainly paying someone else to do the gardening.
Little miss relatable that wants to be at one with nature?
What a load of
Is she overwhelmed because they are actual, living plants as opposed to the plastic monstrosity’s she usually favours at castle greyskull? The smell of nature must also have her nostrils confused - they are only used to the artificial scents of zoflora, flash etc
 
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How can you be overwhelmed walking through a garden with nice flowers? I’m not even sure that could happen. She’s not relatable, and I’m glad the hunz are realising. I can guarantee they’ll be a list and a freshen up Friday this week. One last grab at the Hinch empire.
 
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I agree we sacked of Tesco’s once they started dealing with Hinch & any other big retail company that deals with her I will sack off too. She does fuck all no decent content she a boring beggy ( giz a freebie ) & I will share your company to my 3.2 million bots )

a bit of advice from an experienced Adult who’s Mummy didn’t hold her hand all the way through adulthood & who did rare her children . Drop the pretentious quotes & the big words you obviously don’t know the definition of. Stop filtering & photoshopping photos of you the kiddos & the man who lives with you.

Post real-life content ( not cleaning stuff that is clean if you have to post yr kiddo’s don’t make it so staged show them playing getting dirty in the garden ( everyday normal stuff ) .
Embrace yr insecurities ( if you really do have any ) .
 
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She’s just an absolute twat face!! I am with the parent who is worrying about bills rising again, a single mum who works full time, not on a great wage, living in private rented accommodation, doing my best and scraping by each month as it is, let alone when the heating prices rise again and I have no idea how I’ll afford to have my heating on in the winter to keep my kids warm!! She’s an absolute joke, she has no relevance but still clearly thinks she is some kind of celebrity, I hope she suffers with Hay fever and those plants being her nothing but misery!! Xx
 
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Oh dear, there's another post on MHMMDI asking if anyone else misses the cleaning content
Wonder how long it will be before the comments are turned off.
 
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Sorry to repeat others but I only just got in and caught up. I’m in hysterics at her overwhelmed solo walks round the front garden.
Hinch babe. Real gardeners walk around their garden with a pair of snips to dead head, prune and pull out a few weeds. You absolutely have a gardener. You know it’s obvious you have one so you are getting ready to plant the seed of “hiring help” to your followers.
“I’m just so overwhelmed by it all”
“Get some help soph you deserve it”

Trollomon also likes to pretend she’s bloody Monty Don (which is why the sudden hinch interest in horticulture).
The irony is that fiddle is a florist is she not? She should prob know a thing or two about gardening.
I’ve got a large garden (brag brag brag) and it’s bloody hard work. It’s our hobby. We love it. But it’s constant. We rarely just sit in the garden doing nothing because there’s always something that needs attention.

AND THAT IS BEFORE I EVEN GET STARTED ON HER BEING ABLE TO DO THIS ALONE.
Why does she want to do it alone? Why not walk around with the boys and inch and LEARN together? Ron & Lon can learn their colours, flower names etc. Jamie and hinch can learn how to weed, can discuss their shared vision for how they’d like the garden to look. Blimey my 4 year old is constantly redesigning our garden and telling me which plants he would like in each “zone” . My 3 year old can tell you what every flower in our garden is because we spend so much time doing it all together.

Is she done for the day?
 
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She is feeling overwhelmed is she? Aww poor Soph in her 2nd home with no job as such, childcare on tap & more money than she knows what to do with, not forgetting the freebies she has, when was the last time she gave something away apart from the food bank & charity run she cocked up in lockdown, when did she last share a page on her instagram & when did she last have her boys on her own without mummy holding her hand or inch supervising her?
 
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