I've complained to Carpet Right today and cancelled my order as I am tired of seeing these big brands gift expensive household items to her. This is the 2nd house that they have fitted her with carpets. We have no stair carpet currently as we have been saving since we decorated, will now look for a small independent that will be thankful for my custom
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Pumpkins1506
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Mrs Hinch 558 - we can't smell your kitchen Sophie, but we can smell the bullshit
Winning title by @Erica24
After the revelation that she couldn't be at Stacey's hen do becauseshe wasn't invited her cousins hen party is also, coincidentally, this weekend, she went to sleep clawing her neck in the dog bed and dreaming up ways to draw the attention back to her.
Teeny Peeny Thursday is usually the cleaners day and Sophs day off. Not this week! Thursday morning she was up and online with a bit of validation from the faithful sheep, thanking them for being absolute morons.
Gary the kitchen fitter summed up Tattles collective attitude towards Hunch. We see how tired you are of her shit Gary, we see you.
There was the usual child endangerment as we saw Ronald feeding the Maldon 3. It's begging for trouble and concerning that she doesn't see it. We also had Soph reminding herself that only she needs to understand her life choices. Don't put it out on Instagram if you don't want anyone questioning it then hunaaaaaay.
She's also good at having fun, showing us that she don't need no stinky Solomon hen party in a private villa in Mykonos to crack herself up. So she reminded us of the time she played shops as a fully grown adult in a supermarket. That's right. One of her funniest memories is playing shops, alone, as an adult. Oh dear.
Her dreams also came true on Thursday whenJanine got a penis enlargement the wood burner was fitted. Where was it fitted, you may ask. The living room? The snug? A cosy nook in the kitchen? Oh no, in the fully glazed and wood framed orangery of course! Where the fuck else would one put a burning hot bit of metal?!
Of course the fitters outed her pre-record by letting us all know it was installed on Wednesday, not Thursday. Oh Soph. Get your contractors in line!
Then a final story for the day, containing a wordy quote to remind us of all the last times with little ones. Whilst cuddling a one year old who I'm sure will need many more cuddles over the coming years.
Friday was apparently pirate day at nursery for little Ronald. Except it wasn't, because it was an excuse to post an Amazon affiliated link and to do another unsafe and questionable play tray. Gotta make those freebies worth it!
Then, with our crunky snacks and coke at the ready, it was off to the hen party. What exotic climes and hijinks were planned? A cheap looking escape hotel 10 miles down the road in the ever glamorous Burnham-On-Crouch, that's what. SS must be seething with jealousy at such a decadent hen party.
A lovely shot of the hens and Hunch was shared by the venue on Saturday morning. At least, we think it was her. With all her faces it's sometimes hard to tell.
And despite not having read Tattle since the great library of Alexandria went up in flames, she posted a little story addressing how the hen do had to be put off for three years (despite COVID only happening 2 years ago) and was so long awaited. Despite the coincidence of it falling on besties hen weekend too. Just admit you weren't invited Soph.
Finally she settled into a jacuzzi bath with an appletiser, asking the sheep whether they have their own sex swamp in the garden. She does know her target audience right? Safe to say, there's one being installed as we speak.
Now, wind your necks in and #bekind you nusty hens.
For newbies:
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Give it a read, it's great. Thread 500 is also a Pulitzer prize winning read.
Hunch/Bet Hinch/Sopha - our lord and saviour, Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia
Jimbob/Teeny Peeny/Janine/Inch - Jamie, Sophie husband
Fiddle/Freda/Ma Barker - Sophs mum
The Maldon 3 - the alpacas. Who seem to be featuring a little less lately.
Chicken Strip/FatDog Slim - the dog, Henry
Thread title suggestions marked with "thread suggestion" and from page 30 please. I forgot to say last time - no swears please! Managed to get around it this time but keep them clean please! And short!
Winning title by @Erica24
After the revelation that she couldn't be at Stacey's hen do because
Teeny Peeny Thursday is usually the cleaners day and Sophs day off. Not this week! Thursday morning she was up and online with a bit of validation from the faithful sheep, thanking them for being absolute morons.
Gary the kitchen fitter summed up Tattles collective attitude towards Hunch. We see how tired you are of her shit Gary, we see you.
There was the usual child endangerment as we saw Ronald feeding the Maldon 3. It's begging for trouble and concerning that she doesn't see it. We also had Soph reminding herself that only she needs to understand her life choices. Don't put it out on Instagram if you don't want anyone questioning it then hunaaaaaay.
She's also good at having fun, showing us that she don't need no stinky Solomon hen party in a private villa in Mykonos to crack herself up. So she reminded us of the time she played shops as a fully grown adult in a supermarket. That's right. One of her funniest memories is playing shops, alone, as an adult. Oh dear.
Her dreams also came true on Thursday when
Of course the fitters outed her pre-record by letting us all know it was installed on Wednesday, not Thursday. Oh Soph. Get your contractors in line!
Then a final story for the day, containing a wordy quote to remind us of all the last times with little ones. Whilst cuddling a one year old who I'm sure will need many more cuddles over the coming years.
Friday was apparently pirate day at nursery for little Ronald. Except it wasn't, because it was an excuse to post an Amazon affiliated link and to do another unsafe and questionable play tray. Gotta make those freebies worth it!
Then, with our crunky snacks and coke at the ready, it was off to the hen party. What exotic climes and hijinks were planned? A cheap looking escape hotel 10 miles down the road in the ever glamorous Burnham-On-Crouch, that's what. SS must be seething with jealousy at such a decadent hen party.
A lovely shot of the hens and Hunch was shared by the venue on Saturday morning. At least, we think it was her. With all her faces it's sometimes hard to tell.
And despite not having read Tattle since the great library of Alexandria went up in flames, she posted a little story addressing how the hen do had to be put off for three years (despite COVID only happening 2 years ago) and was so long awaited. Despite the coincidence of it falling on besties hen weekend too. Just admit you weren't invited Soph.
Finally she settled into a jacuzzi bath with an appletiser, asking the sheep whether they have their own sex swamp in the garden. She does know her target audience right? Safe to say, there's one being installed as we speak.
Now, wind your necks in and #bekind you nusty hens.
For newbies:
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Give it a read, it's great. Thread 500 is also a Pulitzer prize winning read.
Hunch/Bet Hinch/Sopha - our lord and saviour, Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia
Jimbob/Teeny Peeny/Janine/Inch - Jamie, Sophie husband
Fiddle/Freda/Ma Barker - Sophs mum
The Maldon 3 - the alpacas. Who seem to be featuring a little less lately.
Chicken Strip/FatDog Slim - the dog, Henry
Thread title suggestions marked with "thread suggestion" and from page 30 please. I forgot to say last time - no swears please! Managed to get around it this time but keep them clean please! And short!
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rather not stop
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I always have parcels delivered at 5.20am, don't you??? 
emmiepop
Active member
Maybe it is yesterday’s postman but he got stuck knee-deep in resin so he’s only just made it to the door.What time does her postman bloody arrive?!
Spacemonkey1972
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Evening you nusty trolls. Haven’t been around as on Friday night my wonderful loyal collie, my friend and companion for 16 and a half years had to be put down. She only got sick on the Thursday. Bloody cancer. I’m lost, can’t stop crying. Not gonna lie, had also cost me over £1000. Which we can’t afford. Not that I mind. But then here she is. ‘Oh my downstairs toilet is too small’. FUCK OFF YOU CREATURE. Some folk haven’t got a thousands toilets. Or even 2. Some haven’t even got a house and are sharing it in a hostel. Cannot be doing with her
HinchesSousChef
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NONE OF THAT HAPPENED SOPH.
bananabutter
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(volume needed)
thatsnotstrictlytrue
VIP Member
I was in my garden last night sitting when it had cooled down and you know what Soph? I actually DID feel overwhelmed (and heartbroken) looking at our memorial bit for our dead child.
THATS OVERWHELMED
THATS OVERWHELMED
Danielle0120
VIP Member
Who the frig walks round their garden for 10 minutes every morning to FAMILIARISE themselves
Stop being so fucking dramatic
Stop being so fucking dramatic
Pollyanna263
VIP Member
When she revealed ‘Hinch Farm’ we started thread #475
When she eventually moves in can we please have the title as
‘It takes xxx tattle threads to move house’
because it’s going to be almost 100!
When she eventually moves in can we please have the title as
‘It takes xxx tattle threads to move house’
because it’s going to be almost 100!
Sazz1006
VIP Member
So now 4.5 million people know that Ron doesn’t like to poo on his own. Is that really necessary to share? Can you imagine him being teased to hell when he’s at secondary school ‘Oi oi Ronnie Boy, do ya need someone to shit with you’. She’s so fucking unkind and thoughtless, poor Ronnie.
llamadramamama21
Well-known member
BRB guys. I'm just going for a walk up my street to familiarise myself with all the new dog shits popping up. I'm so overwhelmed
crunkysnacks15
Chatty Member
See out of all the shit she has rubbed in everyones faces recently with brand new fireplaces, sex swamps, murals and £15,000 alpacas. I dont know why, but the comment this morning about taking 10 minutes to walk through her new garden every morning to acclimatise herself to the new house (that she has probably already lived in for the last 6 months) has infuriated me.
FUCK OFF Sophie, you vile excuse for a human being. There are literally people who cannot afford to feed, clothe and keep their babies warm this winter. There will be elderly people freezing to death and you are strolling round your second home in the garden in fucking la la land.
it infuriates me so so much. i came on to say - is she reying to allude to the face she has autism now? Just seemed an odd post. Jumping on Ronnie’s cash cow?
p.s in our younger years mr crunky and I once ate too many snacks and drank too much full fat coke in a hot tub and ended up getting jiggy with it. I ended up with the worst UTI of my life and then a kidney infection which hospitalised me. Sophie I hope your sex swamp does this to you everytime you use it and gives you ringworm on top of that.
Hope that fucking helps.
All the best Mrs Crunky <3
FUCK OFF Sophie, you vile excuse for a human being. There are literally people who cannot afford to feed, clothe and keep their babies warm this winter. There will be elderly people freezing to death and you are strolling round your second home in the garden in fucking la la land.
it infuriates me so so much. i came on to say - is she reying to allude to the face she has autism now? Just seemed an odd post. Jumping on Ronnie’s cash cow?
p.s in our younger years mr crunky and I once ate too many snacks and drank too much full fat coke in a hot tub and ended up getting jiggy with it. I ended up with the worst UTI of my life and then a kidney infection which hospitalised me. Sophie I hope your sex swamp does this to you everytime you use it and gives you ringworm on top of that.
Hope that fucking helps.
All the best Mrs Crunky <3
teshhco-tart
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11 new comments in 2 days from her pinned post, including this little gem
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Snoopytwiglet
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Needed to come on and have a rant - I am so bored and fed up of her (and every other influencer tbf) acting like they are so hard done by.
"Familiarising myself" "feeling overwhelmed"
By what? Your lovely new massive house, with extensive gardens and endless rooms? I'm sick of her acting like this is so hard for her, such a difficult move and all just too much. FUCK YOU. I would die to have the opportunities she does without lifting a finger, me and my partner work our absolute arses off and will probably never get a mortgage at this rate. And she's feeling sorry for herself because her massive house has too many new flowers growing 🥲 it is utterly pathetic and insanely frustrating. Nobody normal feels sorry for you Hinch, get a fucking grip and realise how lucky you are. Familiarising yourself my fucking arse PISS OFF
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"Familiarising myself" "feeling overwhelmed"
By what? Your lovely new massive house, with extensive gardens and endless rooms? I'm sick of her acting like this is so hard for her, such a difficult move and all just too much. FUCK YOU. I would die to have the opportunities she does without lifting a finger, me and my partner work our absolute arses off and will probably never get a mortgage at this rate. And she's feeling sorry for herself because her massive house has too many new flowers growing 🥲 it is utterly pathetic and insanely frustrating. Nobody normal feels sorry for you Hinch, get a fucking grip and realise how lucky you are. Familiarising yourself my fucking arse PISS OFF
Edited spelling!!!