Mrs Hinch #557 more faces than Big Ben

[Swedish chef]

Almost a "thanks for the validation" kind of thing. Because she didn't actually design it, just signed off on someone else's hard work and whacked her name on it. So every time someone tags her in her own products, she gets the validation that she still holds some relevance. She absolutely craves recognition. Thanking people encourages more of the sheep to tag her (freebie advertising and more sales means another contract perhaps) in the vain hope that she'll one day thank them too. Thus the circle of narcissistic validation is complete.

Soz, just posted a similar reply, I'm a tend best selling awfur, I didn't plagiarise your reply, I promise ask my mummmazzzzzz

 

[teshhco-tart]

Calling bingo on another story in the next hour tops as Stacey just posted about her sunset dinner

You win!

 

[MrsPed2016]

I'm so Kate to the party but....... Do you guys have resin driveways?

 

[kayl1986]

Begging braggy cow. Definitely after a hot tub if not been gifted one already

 

[Wize Owl]

Next question when they’ve ‘moved in’ so any of you guyssssch got a ghoscccchttt?!

 

[Paddington Fox]

Her cousins going to get a surprise this weekend when she rocks up at her house armed with willy straws, L plates, tiaras and a bunch of random lassies.

Hahaha love this!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Here’s RoyOiOi Close To You A gentle little song for anyone who might be nursing a hangover from too many Appletisers last night (Volume needed)
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@Wize Owl Jussht watched this with Mr M, he said "That's brilliant, I laarve it, that's very clever!"
One of my fav childhood tunes darrrlin', faaank you for making this old chrone smile and laugh xx
Have a splendid weekend glorious hens xx

 

[Grandmafromafar]

Why did Sophie feel the need to mention about her not being at the hen do.
This isn't about you Sophie you cunt.

I know this isn’t a Stacey rave thread but she looks like she’s having an awesome time and gives zero fucks about being dressed as a pickle and having an orange cocktail named after her husband to be. You wouldn’t see Hinch doing any of that. What would a Jamie cocktail be called? Teeny Peeny Sunrise?

I don't think she was invited I can't see label lady wanted her there

 

[kayl1986]

Don’t forget she put a belt on a dressing gown too if that makes sense?!

Oh of course. Clever girl

Wow 7 stories and it's not even lunch time yet. She'll need a lie down after all that work....

Like I said Stacey is on her hen and getting the engagement . Jealousy pours through. Sad really

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Guyysch...i know the tiny village of Maldon has its own climate etc, but why has this dick filtered this picture of his 'cycle spot' so much it looks like hes in the middle of a fuckin blizzard

It's the estuary at low tide hun. atv

 

[kayl1986]

I'm convinced she puts him in these situations purely for the trolls.

You got the quote wrong hun. Fixed that for you. X

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What life choices not going to tend friends hen because you can’t take your mummy

The other cousin is due a boy in September, maybe that’s why it’s so early but in saying that Zoph didn’t go to the first boy’s birthday (12 June) family party. You would have thought that that would have been a must ( unless it clashed with the aunts funeral- can’t remember when that was)

You think she would with boys similar ages. Shows it’s all lies

 

[maggisojuicy]

The amount of spiders you get in a log store outside is insane! I’m not afraid of them so it doesn’t bother me, we get loads of huge ones in the house, they like it in the log basket, I teach my boys they’re not scary and that we have to be gentle with them, my 3.5 year old picks them up and lets them run up his arms she will be slapping the shit out herself when R+L bring her one on their hand or they will also be ridiculously petrified of them from her projecting her fears on them!
And yes we all have fears mine is wasps, but I stay as calm as I can if there’s one in the house or hanging around us outside. I don’t want the boys to be scared of them like I am.

I know when my littles have found a spider because I can usually hear them cooing and saying "AWW CUTE!"

I am not a fan of spiders but I love that the kids love them

 

[kayl1986]

Indeed, however, they are just saying given just how bad things are, that may not be possible and the Deputy will have to take over until a new one is elected
To keep on topic ... Hinch take note, even your sheep/allies will eventully see sense!

Yeah its no way he can be a stand in .byeboris people are starting to wake up to hinch slowly and surely. You can see by how many views and likes she gets compared to Stacey. Raging in jealousy ain't she.

 

[springheeledyeti]

And does anyone recommend an exorcism

only if it’s #gifted

 

[ilovepizza21]

It’s all abit suss

I'm going on my brother gf hen next weekend and they get married in September x

 

[springheeledyeti]

Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday! Here’s Jimbobteenypeeny telling us all about his new job Credit to Schweeet’arrrt @☆MagicRoundabout☆ for inspiring the idea (volume needed and there are swears)

You’re going to have to ignore Jimbob’s mouth opening for all of the voices
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I am absolutely gone

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Wonder if Vulva resins knows about this?!!!

If they don’t they probably soon will

 

[nursemum12]

Film it or it didn't happen.
Lazy bint.

She’s too busy getting ready for the tend hen

 

[Swedish chef]

The hotel is an immersive experience hotel, like a Escape room . Keep Ginch locked in please if she's even there tonight

Anyone close fancy pooping into the clockwork hotel

Are we sure it's not the clockface hotel, as in more faces than?

 

[IrishCatlady]

I don't know!It's all a bit too convenient for Sophie as it's only a hop,skip and a jump away.Or in her case a hop and a skip.
I'd be interested in how soon you could book in there.
I've never heard of the venue tbf.Let's hope she has a less stressful stay than on her fated jaunt to the fair.
If it is Burnham it's an odd choice and probably hastily thrown together as a last minute treat for her cousin

According to their website its very popular so possibly not last minute. Very basic rooms, certainly not Hinchs standard