To be honessssscht it depends how long you’ve been down the rabbit hole, but she’s currently in Mallorca with Jimbobwormnob and the boys. Fiddle has tagged along of course and Weepy Al has been given a reprieve from knocking up stuff in the workshop and gone along too. The boys are having a lovely time playing with a hosepipe and a ball in the garden.....just like at home then.
She went on a trip up north with Weepy for a funeral. Had pics taken in what looked to me like Weepy’s clothes with a dog that looked like it couldn’t be arsed with her.
Launched her new dish cloffff clothing range at Teschooooo. The photos were filtered as per usual. The poor lass had to have her arms and legs on display even though she said she hates it. Bless’er’arrrrt.
She bragged about discovering a new little salon (That isn’t little at all) and had new extensions put in. Didn’t bother to get the top half of her hair dyed to match the new bottom half and the extensions have never looked the same since
She had a trip in the back of a car holding hands with best bubs to the moon and back. SS. They went to the cinema and watched SS new show she’s hosting on her phone. It was never mentioned again.
They stayed at Alton Towers for Lonald’s birthday....people were winking at her during HER meltdowns. Fiddle and the niece tagged along.
Other than that she’s been sexually harassing workmen building the Orangery and Bradders the general dogsbody. Still no reveal of Ronald’s mural bedroom. Poor mural man still hasn’t been able to share his work.
Constantly using her children for content and banging on about Ronald’s speech. Lots of clevvvvvvas and cackling. Lots of quotes about his “Journey” have been post.
The Alpacas have had a number two and by that I mean been sheared and no longer look like floofity floofs (The crazy twat still calls them that though) She sang it to them and they buggered off immediately in the opposite direction. They are still waiting for their promised Birthday party!!! They also have a fox that looks like a pig sleeping with them. It’s never been seen or mentioned again.
Hennerz also had a grooming session and had his birthday, including a vomfest cake made by his mummaz. He hasn’t been seen much at all since. Bless’is’arrrrt.
She’s gone play tray crazy, I just hope they aren’t whipped away from Ronald and Lonald as soon as she gets the perfect pic for the gram.
Other than that it’s the usual vomfests, bragfests, ADfests, Cackling, Bot buying, Quotefests, some not credited, all BS.
Oh yeah and Jimbobcreepyslob went to Soccer Aid, possibly with people he’d hired to act as tend friends or tend parents.
I hope that helps. I might have missed stuff out, possibly because it’s so cringe I’ve blocked it from my memory. I’m sure other Nusties can fill in any gaps or other stuff.
Blessed be
edit: spellcheck is being an arse today.