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Icantwiththesepeople
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So what are we thinking for the Hinch Holiday Bingo card
- Tantrum (already had one of those)
- Some subtle dig at Ronnie for not being the perfect child
- Blatant favouritism for the Golden Child Lonnie
- Missing Fatfog slim
- Definitely real and not fake hand written note from a Hincher on the flight
- Knowing nods/winks from another mum on the flight (because Hinch is the first woman who ever flew with toddlers)
- Flight attendants absolutely loved the boys
- Surprise appearance from Fiddles.
- "I can't believe it guyzzz" about whatever trip they're on
- Something about bringing cleaning supplies or a minky with her.
- Probably a falling out/moaning about Inch blocking the hotel toilet or snoring at some point.
- Wouldn't have it any other way
- Arriving home to a completely unpacked Faux Farm as if it all just happened like magic while they were away
- And finally, the room of nightmares (Ronnie's room) reveal.
Did I miss anything?
- Tantrum (already had one of those)
- Some subtle dig at Ronnie for not being the perfect child
- Blatant favouritism for the Golden Child Lonnie
- Missing Fatfog slim
- Definitely real and not fake hand written note from a Hincher on the flight
- Knowing nods/winks from another mum on the flight (because Hinch is the first woman who ever flew with toddlers)
- Flight attendants absolutely loved the boys
- Surprise appearance from Fiddles.
- "I can't believe it guyzzz" about whatever trip they're on
- Something about bringing cleaning supplies or a minky with her.
- Probably a falling out/moaning about Inch blocking the hotel toilet or snoring at some point.
- Wouldn't have it any other way
- Arriving home to a completely unpacked Faux Farm as if it all just happened like magic while they were away
- And finally, the room of nightmares (Ronnie's room) reveal.
Did I miss anything?
amusedpineapple
Chatty Member
“Styling” the hotel room/suite with hinch candles and pillow spray to feel like homeSo what are we thinking for the Hinch Holiday Bingo card
- Tantrum (already had one of those)
- Some subtle dig at Ronnie for not being the perfect child
- Blatant favouritism for the Golden Child Lonnie
- Missing Fatfog slim
- Definitely real and not fake hand written note from a Hincher on the flight
- Knowing nods/winks from another mum on the flight (because Hinch is the first woman who ever flew with toddlers)
- Flight attendants absolutely loved the boys
- Surprise appearance from Fiddles.
- "I can't believe it guyzzz" about whatever trip they're on
- Something about bringing cleaning supplies or a minky with her.
- Probably a falling out/moaning about Inch blocking the hotel toilet or snoring at some point.
- Wouldn't have it any other way
- Arriving home to a completely unpacked Faux Farm as if it all just happened like magic while they were away
- And finally, the room of nightmares (Ronnie's room) reveal.
Did I miss anything?
Pollyanna263
VIP Member
Mrs Hinch #553 Can’t go on hols ‘coz I’m a celeb. I’ll just make my kids wear their names, instead.
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It’s been yet another week of brags and ads in Sophie’s world.
She’s finally started on the playroom, creating an outdoor-themed space for Ron and Lon. This is clearly because they have no outside space whatsoever, so they have to use their imaginations. Oh, hold on…
Daddio and Size 5 Sopha apparently spent the hottest day of the year panelling the wall with pallets. I just don’t believe it if I’m honest guys!
A little more objectification of theskilled workmen at Faux Farm. Hopefully she’ll be #gifted a decent vibrator soon so she can leave poor Brad alone.
FatDogSlim has had yet another haircut, ready to stay with Grandma and Grandad while Mummaz goes ‘aboard
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We of course assume that means Ma & Pa Hinchliffe, as it’s unthinkable that Soph (or Jamie) would go away without Fiddle.
To the airport today, where SuperMum Sophie has labelled her children. How helpful for any weirdos who might try and entice foreign children away from their parents, well done Hinches! (Yes, Jamie, it’s your fault too)
I think perhaps these T-shirts would be more appropriate
We can only hope that wherever she’s going is so remote that none of her phones work, or they’re trampled by elephants.
Maybe if we’re really lucky her luggage won’t go with her and she’ll have to stay in whatever tracksuit she’s travelling in! I wonder if she’s packed her extensions in poo bags?
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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread title by me 🥲
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
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It’s been yet another week of brags and ads in Sophie’s world.
She’s finally started on the playroom, creating an outdoor-themed space for Ron and Lon. This is clearly because they have no outside space whatsoever, so they have to use their imaginations. Oh, hold on…
Daddio and Size 5 Sopha apparently spent the hottest day of the year panelling the wall with pallets. I just don’t believe it if I’m honest guys!
A little more objectification of the
FatDogSlim has had yet another haircut, ready to stay with Grandma and Grandad while Mummaz goes ‘aboard
‘We of course assume that means Ma & Pa Hinchliffe, as it’s unthinkable that Soph (or Jamie) would go away without Fiddle.
To the airport today, where SuperMum Sophie has labelled her children. How helpful for any weirdos who might try and entice foreign children away from their parents, well done Hinches! (Yes, Jamie, it’s your fault too)
I think perhaps these T-shirts would be more appropriate
We can only hope that wherever she’s going is so remote that none of her phones work, or they’re trampled by elephants.
Maybe if we’re really lucky her luggage won’t go with her and she’ll have to stay in whatever tracksuit she’s travelling in! I wonder if she’s packed her extensions in poo bags?
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If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
———
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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HinchesSousChef
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I reckon 6pm tonight we will be drip fed a birthday montage of Ronnie. Focusing on his “journey”.
Then it will end with him & Lonnie tottering along a path wherever they are on holiday (just like mAkeup kid has been doing) in matching outfits. Won’t overtly reveal where they are on holiday unless it’s Disney world and will be obvious. If it’s generic European holiday it will be black and white.
Caption reads “happy burfdaaa my Ron. You have my heart. You are loved by millions. Only I understand you. Our bond is so speccciall”. Goodnight EVERYONE I love all your messages so much all my Ronnies auntiessss.
Within 5 mins we will have worked out the location; the cost of the holiday and the time of the return flight on July 1st
Then it will end with him & Lonnie tottering along a path wherever they are on holiday (just like mAkeup kid has been doing) in matching outfits. Won’t overtly reveal where they are on holiday unless it’s Disney world and will be obvious. If it’s generic European holiday it will be black and white.
Caption reads “happy burfdaaa my Ron. You have my heart. You are loved by millions. Only I understand you. Our bond is so speccciall”. Goodnight EVERYONE I love all your messages so much all my Ronnies auntiessss.
Within 5 mins we will have worked out the location; the cost of the holiday and the time of the return flight on July 1st
Andioooop
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Oh ffs i thought this was a joke, she has over 3000 followers. My edits are more realistic than this, her price range is £8-£48. If this woman makes money off them then i’m on to a winner with mine. I’ll buy my own farm, Fat thriat farm with a tattle tower treehouse, plenty crunky snacks for all
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LetsHearItForTheBoyzzzz
Active member
Kate to the party, but I've got an outdoor themed playroom for my kids too!
It's the garden.
It's the garden.
Ferguson
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Guyyyyzzzzz my brother is going to Mallorca tomorrow, I've given him strict instructions to look out for an 8ft 6 tend cleaner with size 11 5 footzzz.
He asked what she looked like, I said ....
who knows? here are 37 images of her face, non of which look the same.
Although you might want to look out for a mahoosive hat.
She's probably got aman slimeball at her side. Hopefully NOT in speedos.
He'll have rat like eyes, a teeny peeny, scrawny legs is likely to be shouting RONNIE HINCH or maybe OI OI
I'll let you all know if he sees them
He asked what she looked like, I said ....
who knows? here are 37 images of her face, non of which look the same.
Although you might want to look out for a mahoosive hat.
She's probably got a
He'll have rat like eyes, a teeny peeny, scrawny legs is likely to be shouting RONNIE HINCH or maybe OI OI
I'll let you all know if he sees them
ellecatx
Active member
Some of you tattlers may be able to remember, didn't she make the exact same mistake last year with getting the beginning of the next chapter wrong? And now she's bloody done it again.
Let me try explain this to you sofa as simply as i can..
Birthdays come at the end of a year in your life. We celebrate the completion of a year.
So on Ronnie's 3rd birthday he has completed 3 years. Which means this is the start of chapter 4.
Its not that fucking complicated
Terrifies me that this moron has written books
P. S. My sister is currently dying of cancer in her early thirties. So glad to hear hinch thinks she's exactly where she's supposed to be
What an absolute cunt
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Let me try explain this to you sofa as simply as i can..
Birthdays come at the end of a year in your life. We celebrate the completion of a year.
So on Ronnie's 3rd birthday he has completed 3 years. Which means this is the start of chapter 4.
Its not that fucking complicated
Terrifies me that this moron has written books
P. S. My sister is currently dying of cancer in her early thirties. So glad to hear hinch thinks she's exactly where she's supposed to be
What an absolute cunt
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choccychops
Chatty Member
Hinchpiphany....the sudden realization you’re a twat!
Dexy
VIP Member
Ok is it just me this makes angry but why on earth do you have to bring up his additional needs in a birthday post. It’s all the friggin’ time. He’s a perfect little boy, he’s doing just great - it’s attention seeking bullshit and it winds me up. What’s wrong with a simple happy birthday to our amazing little boy. Why is it always about this path and journey and getting there - just let him be. 
☆MagicRoundabout☆
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Here's one i made earlier, needed a laugh and some distraction! Another 'book' title to add to our Library of Tend 
Jimbob shares his hints & tips for "Sschpeshal Fun" at dusk, his favourite ssschecretcar parks & rural dirt track beauty spots! 
Jimbob shares his hints & tips for "Sschpeshal Fun" at dusk, his favourite ssschecret
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Pollyanna263
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Mirror mirror on the panelled wall, who has the most faces of them all?
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Andioooop
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Zofloragirl
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Finally posting after lurking for a while. My sister introduced me to Sopha in lockdown. Initially I liked the clean/grey (I like both - before she did!). Straight away I had to turn the voice off, then I noticed that she was constantly buying stuff from China/eBay when we were all checking our post and not leaving our houses. The constant show room had an impact on me mentally so I had to cut down viewing but then I noticed that all she does is wipe clean stuff…never any actual cleaning. She also has her mother, husband and numerous other people on tap with only one kid (at the time). I have two and work full time! The next phase was the constant fishing for collaborators “I’ve used this forever” “my mum and I have always used it”. A few grabs for a link and then the product was dropped - where are all the cheap products these days! She is very uneco-friendly so that put me off but the icing on the cake was the pink mould in the bathroom. Anyone who is paid to stay at home and clean their own house, with no other commitments should not have pink mould! I only stayed as I found you lot and the threads made me laugh but my goodness her content is boring (and at times gut wrenching when those poor kids are out in danger or miss out on basic childhood experiences )
I now appear to have been blocked (can no longer see a timeline- could be her lack of posts) so thought I’d sign up here and say hi!
I now appear to have been blocked (can no longer see a timeline- could be her lack of posts) so thought I’d sign up here and say hi!
anniemouse
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Thread suggestion. Fake blue skies and yet more lies