Mrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author, never Reddit a book in her life!

thatsnotstrictlytrue · May 30, 2022

Anotherwantsamoan said:
I'm actually embarrassed for him right now, imagine having your dogs name on the back of your football shirt

I mean surely that has got to be a joke. Surely

Danielle0120 · May 30, 2022

@Pollyanna263 hope you're OK lovely lady, hope the wedding you attended was good fun. Well done for doing the thread despite feeling how you are, you've made us giggle xx

cbeebiesmama · May 30, 2022

The fuck is she wearing??? Her legs in those leggings look like the alpacas necks now they’ve been shaved

hereforthescreenshots_ · May 30, 2022

No I came running. Why has his got his dogs name on his shirt
Also don’t agree with kids names plastered on the back once they’re at an age they can walk. Baby kits fine. But not when they’re out in public with it in big letters on their back.
Hinch would have looked better for all 3 but of course this is Hinch we’re talking about

IamMyaJ · May 30, 2022

Not on this thread at all but had to comment because I cannot stand this cunt and I fucking hate everything about her! Can’t believe she is still a thing tbh hopefully one of those alpacas will kick her in the cunt Anyway back to Marcus Mitchel

daffodilgirl · May 30, 2022

Fuck off!

Ron Len Hen

I’m dying from embarrassment. He’s a laughingstock.

Danielle0120 · May 30, 2022

RON LEN HEN
RON
LEN
HEN

FUCK OFFFFFF

https://giphy.com/3oKIPkOgszO8fie0tG
Listen my 8 year old son has every football kit going, he won't be seen dead in jeans. But I refused to dress him in football kits and full blown tracksuits at age 2/3, I liked dressing him like a toddler, cute bright character type clothing. They're only little once. Dress them little!!!

Multi-21 · May 30, 2022

Actually what’s the significance of the numbers? Being a bit slow I thought at first it was the last digits of their year of birth but then Ron would be 19 and Len 21. And what is Jamie’s number referencing?

Pollyanna263 · May 30, 2022

Could be worse

JW80 · May 30, 2022

Ron Len Hen Dear God, could he be less attractive??? Makes me cringe, he really does. What a wet lettuce he is

bosskaren70 · May 30, 2022

Pollyanna263 said:
Mrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author - never Reddit a book in her life!

Winning thread title by @shoegal1982

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Tuesday night ended with an inspirational quote about how hard life is. Thanks Soph, it really helped

Wednesday and Thursday off, but Henry was allowed his annual walk with Jamie. Don’t get too excited, though. It was just 5 minutes up the road on lead before bed as they only allow ‘tend poo in their garden.

Friday morning Soph came out of hiding to reveal the fluffy fuckheads living up to that nickname.
They now have hoover-lines that the huns will be jealous of.

A quick ad for her Tesco garden furniture (which we’ve never actually seen her use) and then more riveting carrot content in the alpaca shed.

The ever-relatable busy mum of two managed to squeeze in a quick clean around her two young children on Friday afternoon, with some great tips for her followers in similar situations - send one to nursery and the other to your mum. Hope that helps?

Jamie came back out, just to shame Ronnie for drawing on the wall. Who knew that pre-schoolers would get bored and explore their surroundings if just dumped in a corner?!

Saturday brought a GHD ad. They seem to have sent Sophie 2 hairdryers and 3 pairs of straighteners, just in different colours.
Soph decided to model the results while dressed as an ‘80’s loo roll cover.

Soph shared that they were off to the fair, where they were spotted by @Wize Owl’s sister!

Another ad for Masterchef Hinch’s range of pans, and then more naked alpacas.

‘All animals deserve to feel loved’ - yes Soph, and so do all children.

Another random evening sofa game for Soph and Jamie which the huns just looooooove guys so they’re going to do it more often

Sunday brought another play tray, all because Soph was jealous that her best bubs to the moon and back got to make proper ice cream in her garden.
Soph seems to have shopped in Morrisons, which is strange as I thought she always went to Tesco now?
Slightly concerning that it looked like an empty fairy liquid bottle was being used for one part of it. Yummy, washing up liquid ice cream

Undeclared Shark ad while sharing a load of info from google about alpacas, and then another quote (credit - Reddit) suggesting Ron isn’t where she’d like him to be (we think he’s perfect )

Her final words last night gave us a good laugh, as she said she had a lot of work to do today

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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

Hope you’re ok I’d have done the new thread but I’m not as funny as you lot

Bidscavan · May 30, 2022

Oh seriously scarlet for Inch

Itsyspider · May 30, 2022

Jamie photographed staring gormless in to the distance twisting his wedding ring, looks like he's thinking 'wtf have I married, I should clean out the bank, grab the boys and run!!'

natsuki · May 30, 2022

Tell me your wife ordered your football kit without telling me… Inch, you are either totally whipped or desperate for recognition…or both!!

Hyacinthsquash · May 30, 2022

Holy shit the Tshirt had me buckled. Surely he won’t go out in that?? It MUST be a freebie? When you lot said he had his dogs name on the back I thought it would be ‘Henry’ but Ron len hen is so so much funnier

Multi-21 · May 30, 2022

Multi-21 said:
Actually what’s the significance of the numbers? Being a bit slow I thought at first it was the last digits of their year of birth but then Ron would be 19 and Len 21. And what is Jamie’s number referencing?

Sorry to quote myself, it’s their birth dates isn’t it? Ronnie is the 20th, Lennie 22nd and Jamie the 28th. I’ll go away now and think before I post

SwizzleMalarkey · May 30, 2022

I can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!

edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.

Hyacinthsquash · May 30, 2022

SwizzleMalarkey said:
I can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!

edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.

I also thought this then checked insta.. it’s deffo the dog

Itsyspider · May 30, 2022

I know they play the wholesome loved up, we never argue act for the camera, but I do wonder if Jamie ever loses his shit and tells Sophie just to fuck off sometimes. She comes across needy & persistent and emotionally draining to be around, let alone living with her 24/7, and having the mother in law busy bodying around in your marriage all the time like an actual 3rd wheel!.

indigoipswich · May 30, 2022

SwizzleMalarkey said:
I can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!

edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.

OMG I was thinking the exact same and actually applied my football knowledge before going and checking. This is absolutely hilarious. No joke I don’t have kids but if my other half did that I would ask what he’s smoking.

Mrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author, never Reddit a book in her life!

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