Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious

[Parry1988]

I can't actually believe she's put that ridiculous post on making out she single handedly looked those boys, what a sicko, there are 3 adults and 1 teenager to look after 1 baby( in a pram all day most likely) and 1 3 year old !!!! Just repulsive!
A few Halloweens ago id not long had our youngest she was 2 months old,my 2 eldest wanted to go pumpkin picking because all their friends had,so off we went 4 kids under 6!!!!it was raining all week so the field was a quagmire I had one in a sling a toddler and my 2 eldest, on my own ,because my husband is self employed and has to actually work!! We had a fab time got absolutely covered in mud and the kids had marshmallow stuck all over their faces,we towed a gigantic pumpkin back to the car piled in and went home to carve it. My eldest kids still laugh at the memory of it. This fukin woman has no clue!!! Absolutely no clue what it is to be a real parent

 

[Wize Owl]

Well, only a week left of May and no mention of the floofing floofheads birthday party yet.....

I wonder if she’ll take them on a road trip to Colchester Zoo, show them the lion’s enclosure then write a post about how hard it is to look after 3 one year old floofheads and how loads of people winked at her when they were pronking

Jimbobcreepyslob will of course pre-book the entrance tickets under the name Mr Ivor Tinynob, then call ahead to tell them it’s actually for the hugely famoussssssh Mrs Hinch to get the VIP treatment and freebies, while the admin staff think “Who the duck is Mrs Hinch”

 

[choccychops]

She is a tend Mum! She justs tends to be like real mums to be relatable but she hasn’t got a clue.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I wonder if she’ll take them on a road trip to Colchester Zoo, show them the lion’s enclosure then write a post about how hard it is to look after 3 one year old floofheads and how loads of people winked at her when they were pronking

hahahaha ffs

 

[Wize Owl]

Her post last night.... she should feel absolutely embarrassed, she won’t though as narcs never think they do anything wrong

Here’s a little something for her to read while on the mini bus on the way home:
Sopha, GROW THE duck UP. Hope that helps

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I'm still laughing at them booking the room under a pseudonym. They really do believe their own self initiated hype.

Last I heard bots don't tend to go to Alton Towers on a weekend to fawn over Insta 'celebs'

 

[CrystalWench]

She doesn’t have a clue of the real world. I’ve been up most of the night with my ill child, he’s been ill since last week, I’m not getting a minute to myself, yesterday I couldn’t even shower on my own, I don’t get to sleep on my own. I don’t have parents, ones dead and the other a dangerous narcissist and drug abuser, I don’t have any family locally and an abusive narc ex who if I ask for help will document everything I ask for to build his case that I can’t manage without him…oh and I’m disabled.
Yet still I can sit here and be thankful and grateful and I’m well aware that it could be much worse, it’s hard but we’re still doing life and doing ok. She’s just horrid, a horrid selfish self absorbed cow.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Bush, party etc. I've been having a beautiful weekend of phones in the drawer and enjoying my family. Did a late night catch up last night, but missed the last story. Sorry, I don't get on my parenting high horse often, but allowing a child to have a chocolate bar just before their dinner "for a quiet life" is telling of a complete lack of discipline and boundaries. Kids need to hear no and for it to be followed through with.

Anyway, I've got middle pumpkins bestie over to play today so I'm back off to wrangle them and a toddler into the kitchen to make something that resembles fairy cakes

 

[Gardengirl]

When my twins were born, I already had a 13 month old & a 3 year old. They're in their 20s & 30s now, and I've just about recovered!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

A glimpse of the futchaaaah - for when it all goes tittys up!!!

 

[IrishCatlady]

So she’s had a weekend at AT and how many fan pics……2

 

[IfImHonesht]

Havent caught up since the weekend but seen this today and had to laugh at the thought she's secretly jetted off to support Johnny

 

[Pollyanna263]

So she’s had a weekend at AT and how many fan pics……2

Only 2 mentions on public FB posts too, neither has attracted much attention

 

[Multi-21]

Why was she write those long posts with such a mix of fonts? Has she written bits elsewhere and just copies and pasted them together that the end of the day?

 

[Wize Owl]

A glimpse of the futchaaaah - for when it all goes tittys up!!!

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I loveeee itttt the hunzzz should call 01621 696969 ask for the manager, Mr Teeny Peeny who will drag the tend hairdresser out of Hennerz barsssskit

 

[Danielle0120]

"he just cracks me up" doesn't everything. He's just stood there holding a phone.
Me finks you need help Soph x

 

[HauntedVagina]

“Na-nees phone” why can’t she bleeping talk properly to the child. What chance do they have.

 

[Chardonnay]

So, she’s clearly in bed eating cake for breakfast and Lenni e is playing with Nanny’s phone on charge next to her. I have so many questions but it’s sooooo weird.
Is Sticky fingers sharing the same room/bed??

 

[Parry1988]

So, she’s clearly in bed eating cake for breakfast and Lenni e is playing with Nanny’s phone on charge next to her. I have so many questions but it’s sooooo weird.
Is Sticky fingers sharing the same room/bed??

Inch is In a separate room with the kids lol
The night garden room is for Sophie and mummy

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I loveeee itttt the hunzzz should call 01621 696969 ask for the manager, Mr Teeny Peeny who will drag the tend hairdresser out of Hennerz barsssskit

Ahhh feckkk I forgot the all important phone number!
"Elllo ... Cunts Cuts, Only call if you're a bleep oii oii!"