Yesss he has much better hairSam Ryder has natural talent, works hard, is a NICE person, smiles without filters & can SING! The only thing him and Soph have in common is that they are both from Maldon! She could have mentioned him in the run up to the Eurovision’s but chose not to - jealousy is not an attractive trait.
Edited to say that Sam has the better hair too!!
Lovin' all of this, Jimbobacornknobnojobdadbodorangzemanz needs to be in his two sizes to small wedding waistcoat over his prison grays, I'm fank yooooRename their "Blue/Black Movie Room" with Popcorn Maker & drinkkkks trolley "The Ssschwingers Arms" - a HinchXTessscho massive bowl ready for the car keys & Bob's yer Uncle!
Freda will of course run the show, nice little sideline after it all goes tits up! (Pun intended!)
Jimbob (Mr Orangery) greeting their guests at the door in his best prison greys with said bowl in hands; "Oiii Oiii, Evening Laydeeez 'n Gents!"
They didn’t go to school together. Sam went to St John Payne Catholic school in Chelmsford.Where's @fannysjohnny
Did Sam Ryder and Grinch go to school together?
Edit: Imagine if Sam Ryder IS Fanny
Bet that article hasn’t gone down well with her todayHaha just came across this
Tesco has launched new rattan outdoor furniture range to rival Aldi’s - but shoppers are all saying the same thing https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/1854...dium=sharebar_native&utm_campaign=sharebaramp
Ooh at this rate we might be treated to a roller rant or the dog bed!Soph is probably in a right mood today, what with the Sun slating her garden furniture, Maldon and the rest of the UK now celebrating the success of Sam Ryder, and now Frankie Bridge has launched a new clothing range at Tescos…what will she do if her contracts and brand collabs dry up? Funny how she talks about how everyone should support others successes, yet has not mentioned Sam Ryder nor Frankie Bridge despite the two of them following each other on IG
Frankie Bridge launches affordable F&F range after teasing fans with new project
Frankie Bridge has delighted fans as she has announced her exclusive collection with F&F to provide them with the ultimate #FrankiesFaveswww.ok.co.uk
Same age, same village? They must know each other. Same schools too maybe. She's selfish!!!Morning lovely nusties
Well, I’ve lost my voice, eaten too many crunky snacks and had one too many 10 litres of coke
Didn’t Sam Ryder absolutely SMASSSSH it!!!Sorry to any local nusties who might have heard myself, my sisters, best bubs to the moon and back and my mummaz singing our very own version of “SPACE MANNNN”
(Sopha, Sorry not sorry if you heard it)
Anyway, just got to say WTF were those yellow wolf things wearing sunglassesand the woman who kept washing her hands, I’m fannnnnk yoooou schweeet’arrrrt cause it reminded me I need to buy more hand sanitiser
Sopha is the same age as Sam, from the same littletownvillage of Maldon and hasn’t mentioned him AT ALL, jealous of his popularity by any chance?
Sopha is a borrrrrrring twat and Mr Orangery is a micro teeny peeny creepy twat. Blessed be.
Edit: double post guyssssh, my head hurts
Hinch in a wedding dress and hopefully another liveVery suprised she hasn't mentioned ANYTHING about Lonnie's upcoming first birthday, no preparation, hauls for party stuff or even using herbook of liesbook of lists to organise a child's party for.
Bingo on Lonnie's birthday if he is even getting one:-
Big woodland theme party at not a farm to tie in with his woodland bedroom which is not child friendly whatsoever
Over the top signs and decorations and huge toys like Ron's digger that we will never see again.
An excuse to call Ron 'naughty' because he is probably overwhlemed but she will play the Ron is being naughty because all the attention is on Lennie and he's trying to snatch his presents narrative. (That poor boy)
The whole thing will be an excuse to show off not a farm rather than be something meaningful for Lonnie.
Anymore bingos ?
We can only dream of such entertainment againHinch in a wedding dress and hopefully another live
Oh my god, last night I mentioned her to a acquaintance who lives in Maldon, when she said that everyone in Maldon was behind Sam (I said Hinch wasn't because she was up her own arse!) "Who's that?" How I cackled.Mrs Hinch - no longer the biggest celeb in Maldon
edit to add - but still the tallest
Trollomons now gone up to 5.2 million followers now so that's probably grating on soph tooSoph is probably in a right mood today, what with the Sun slating her garden furniture, Maldon and the rest of the UK now celebrating the success of Sam Ryder, and now Frankie Bridge has launched a new clothing range at Tescos…what will she do if her contracts and brand collabs dry up? Funny how she talks about how everyone should support others successes, yet has not mentioned Sam Ryder nor Frankie Bridge despite the two of them following each other on IG
Frankie Bridge launches affordable F&F range after teasing fans with new project
Frankie Bridge has delighted fans as she has announced her exclusive collection with F&F to provide them with the ultimate #FrankiesFaveswww.ok.co.uk
I’m still sure it’s going to be a joint first birthday party for Lonnie and the alpacasVery suprised she hasn't mentioned ANYTHING about Lonnie's upcoming first birthday, no preparation, hauls for party stuff or even using herbook of liesbook of lists to organise a child's party for.
Bingo on Lonnie's birthday if he is even getting one:-
Big woodland theme party at not a farm to tie in with his woodland bedroom which is not child friendly whatsoever
Over the top signs and decorations and huge toys like Ron's digger that we will never see again.
An excuse to call Ron 'naughty' because he is probably overwhlemed but she will play the Ron is being naughty because all the attention is on Lennie and he's trying to snatch his presents narrative. (That poor boy)
The whole thing will be an excuse to show off not a farm rather than be something meaningful for Lonnie.
Anymore bingos ?
I couldn’t believe it when I came on here this morning and there was only about a page to catch up on .I'm only catching up I'd thought I have more pages to catch up on. I remember I'd dread being away for few hours because sometimes I'd have a whole thread to catch up on. That's how dull she is even the trollssss are bored
Omg that’s such a nasty thing to do. The floofies deserve a whole day each, how could you even suggest they share with the smallest humanI’m still sure it’s going to be a joint first birthday party for Lonnie and the alpacas
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