Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back

[grannyof2]

I’m fascinated by how the light reflects off her brows. Are shiny brows a thing?!

Probably from all the botox in her forehead

 

[remote_hummingbird]

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I think you’ve already done it

I also think it’s shit

fuck griege what a stupid thing

Hideous. Also, it's just grey?! I can't see the beige tones

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

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I bloody love your creasssshuns @Andioooop!

 

[remote_hummingbird]

It’s literally grey, nothing griege about it

Glad it's not just me!

 

[Lilograce]

Omg my 9 month old did her first poo in the bath the other night I was in hysterics left my husband to sort it while I got her dressed

You haven't lived if you haven't experienced a bath poo

 

[MrsP77]

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Hahaha brilliant!

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

As I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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Happy birthday
Have a fab day! Love you, Whoo hoo hoooooooooo
A 3 night stay at Chewton Glen coming your way! Xx

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I have a confession….. I went to the same school as her…. It’s all shit.

What does it’s all shit mean

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Tattle ads - must be the talk of Teeny Peeny!

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Oh @Wize Owl ! You are a schweet'arrrt I laaave ittt and it's genuinely brought happy tears to my eyes as well as making me laugh!
Wormington and Acorn Mannz with the silk purse!
I only wissssh I could faaaank youuuu in person! I really hope to one day xx

Wooo Hooo it’s your birthday Hope you have a lovely day!!

 

[Parry1988]

Not sure he actually said or perhaps means Dad. In the context I think he was saying 'red' but it came out sounding like Dad. Maybe

Definitely sounded like dad

 

[IrishCatlady]

Feeling fashionably Moss today, my lazy SAHM arse has been kicked by an 8 hour shift doing something like work (it was voluntary but similar to my old day job). I'm in awe of all of you PROPER (not you Soph) working mums because I've totally forgotten how to be one.

Funny that the Maldon 3 were penned in today, and not roaming free. Something's gone wrong.


Also, wasn't it Jimbob who said about the neighbours? Not to defend but the Q&A story from Soph was deliberately vague and could well have been talking about press or general weirdos, not necessarily neighbours. I'm sure Jimbob specifically said.

Screenshot further up of her saying it was a neighbour upset with the extension

 

[GeorgMcFly]

I seen this on Facebook and guess who I instantly thought of? If you guessed dearest sopha then you’re correct it really does look like a meal she’d serve

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FFS I'm in bed with a stomach bug and that "food"?? has made me want to rush back to the bathroom

 

[Swedish chef]

Morning Schweeet’arrrrt
The hunzzz would absolutely love ‘Tend Hinch, they would buy the whole collectioooon. I bet Jimbobcreepyslob would have a car horn that plays “Oi Oi”

The weekly mag “Hunz Weekly” would go down well with them all, they’d love the free brick schliiiiipssss and “Dad made” wooden key fob
There could be a “How to” schectioooon “How to Sharpie on ya eyebrowssssh” and a problem page with “Auntie Sopha” If she’s busy I’m sure “Auntie Jizz Tits” could step in

Brilliant, we need to copyright this idea immediately. Due to TM issues we may have to call her Mrs Snitch and Mr NonobAcornmanz........I lurrrrveeeeee it, if I'm honest. Just of to steal quotes

 

[mammaof3]

Happy Burfday , time to parrrrrtay
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Is this just audio as all I'm getting is music, nothing else.

 

[RogueRey]

Does anyone know what the trees are in tend farm? I did think they have Cherry Blossoms , if the trees are then they should be blooming or in bloom.. but hers aren't in bloom so how far back are her pre records ?

Also what's this bottle of cleaner. She has it in nearly every shot this morning tend cleaning the bedroom.

 

[Madge2022]

Wow, she looks so anxious there. Not.
She's a con woman.

Is it Hinch?

 

[Madge2022]

Seeing as Sopha has used Acorn Mannnz (Without crediting us I might add) maybe we could use the fox “Foxy” in a Teeny Peeny Thursday video @☆MagicRoundabout☆

Can't wait till she grams about the in Len's bathroom

 

[crunkysnacks15]

I thought the same thing and it made me panic a bit. I can only assume she had someone else with her because he wasn’t near the basket and I couldn’t see or hear him so he must have been with someone else while she was opening bottles and sniffing them which you probably shouldn’t do in a shop. Especially if she didn’t close it properly and someone else picked it up and it fell. Also who would want to buy something she’s had her nose in

If you nose you nose

 

[Oldcat]

Wow!!!! bloody alpacas are enormous