Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back

[Somersetvibes]

I seen this on Facebook and guess who I instantly thought of? If you guessed dearest sopha then you’re correct it really does look like a meal she’d serve

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I always wondered what Dr Pimple Popper does with all the gunk she squeezes out of boils and spots

Now we know

As I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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Happy Birthday

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

What has this sheep been sniffing??

You can hear it now can’t you?

‘DAZ! Daaaaaaz!!!! Get this grey shit out of my house bbz. I need it all classy and cream now like missus Hinch Luv’

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Seeing as Sopha has used Acorn Mannnz (Without crediting us I might add) maybe we could use the fox “Foxy” in a Teeny Peeny Thursday video @☆MagicRoundabout☆

Yes!!! Screw her for stealing our Acorn Mannnz - her joggies probably smell of Foxy piss anyways & anuvver idea ... "Inch's crotch" - sounds like a small Cuntry Hamlet with dirt tracks!

 

[Justapeep]

I seen this on Facebook and guess who I instantly thought of? If you guessed dearest sopha then you’re correct it really does look like a meal she’d serve

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Jesus what even is that…. it made me shudder and why would you put that on social media for anyone to see

Never mind hanging chandeliers around that tend farm I think she would need to have a look at her roof looks a bit wobbly to me unless she’s filtered it surprise surprise

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Has anyone ever seen the joneses with demi Moore in, the hinchs remind me of that film.

 

[Wize Owl]

I just don’t get what she’s even trying to do at the minute. You’re dead right she will 100% do that but there’s so much content she could have done with the entire move and “reno” especially since she’s insisted on ripping everything out. Just a few ideas for you Sopha, feel free to credit me since you’re all about giving credit where it’s due now.

Film meeting with kitchen designer
Montage of weeping Al making bits for the house (we know you love a montage)
House tour in its current state
Take us to flooring shops/B&Q/paint shops looking for samples
How to clean up reno dust
Show us what you’ve been helping with
Take it one room at a time
Story your plans for a room properly, talk us through it
How to pack up your current house
Moving out deep clean

There’s so much more but all she does is show a weird mash of what’s been done and what’s next. It’s so braggy and thoughtless, nothing is engaging anymore and it’s so dull to watch. Everything’s a show off, one of the kids and an advert to fund the two houses. She doesn’t give a shit anymore and it shows

That will probably be her content now for the next few months and there’s more hope of poor Hennerz winning crufts than her crediting you, blessh’is’arrrt.

Or, she’ll just carry on bragfesting her way through life cause she can’t be arsed to film interesting, relatable content.

 

[Wize Owl]

Thing is, there would be actual nutters that would buy the lot to play "Tend Hinch" !
Out jusssht in time for Chrissstmasch, Hunz doing swapsies online adding to their collectshunns!
Inch also has a tend Range Rover with working battery lights that flash and an array of ssschpecial masks for parking in a tend layby
Christ, I don't think parts of our brains have matured but I care not, it's funny innittt! Free bummbumm scratcher with every Inch - we're generous like that! Whooohooo!
Quick we need to trademark this!
ETA: Also, new weekly mag, "Hunz Weekly" free brickkk schlipppp one week, free "Dad made" wooden crap keyfob another week, headbands, Sharpies etc!

Morning Schweeet’arrrrt
The hunzzz would absolutely love ‘Tend Hinch, they would buy the whole collectioooon. I bet Jimbobcreepyslob would have a car horn that plays “Oi Oi”

The weekly mag “Hunz Weekly” would go down well with them all, they’d love the free brick schliiiiipssss and “Dad made” wooden key fob
There could be a “How to” schectioooon “How to Sharpie on ya eyebrowssssh” and a problem page with “Auntie Sopha” If she’s busy I’m sure “Auntie Jizz Tits” could step in

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

Omg your profile picture hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Jamie was defo there, she's just being a clever cunt pretending he isn't, she has never and will never take Ronnie somewhere alone.

 

[Swedish chef]

I'm blocked by both of them but sneak peek via my home business account, they'd rather have cumslut and bumstretcher as followers

Good point. May have to change my IG user handle.

 

[grannyof2]

I just played Hinches story with her cackling at Lennie walking. And my child whose 8 btw said " what was that awful noise"

Children are very perceptive and honest

 

[Madge2022]

Yes on a booze cruise off her tits, but she doesn’t drink and never went to festivals or booze cruises

Oh wow, I'd never have recognised her. That's quite a find.

 

[rainymorningreading]

That’s where I am at the mo, and Beth Sandland (who married her teacher, and her mum has just married the teacher/husband’s former boss )

Beth Sandland gives me pure rage (maybe even more so than Hinch!) Her son is purely a cash cow & don’t get me started on her ads.. the fluttering of the eyelashes and clearly bulk-done content.. surely these companies aren’t blind to how awful the content is these “influencers” are producing?!

 

[Fluffy20]

She does know Ronnie is a toddler right?

How many of those bastard sheep has she got? Or is this the same one that she used to "style" the shelf in Ronnie's ensuite?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Interesting song choice to accompany your Marigold tap jizz story Hinch - about being the victim of cheating

 

[Jamie Montessori]

Ahh bless her heart! Another one of Ronnie’s aunties!!

did you see the Big Bums and Tits follower??

 

[Rh3a]

Depending on Size £9k for a garden table the sheep will be disappointed as they don't accept klarna

Unless you have a Klarna card

 

[ragdollmissy]

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She shouldn’t have positioned those slippers there. Looks like her hairy balls hanging out

Hinch is trying to hide her size 5 footz.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Happy Burfday , time to parrrrrtay
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the papers need to share that

 

[GeorgMcFly]

Hope you feel better soon That’s definitely not what you want to see when you’re feeling poorly, or Sopha slobbering all over the Llamas.

Thankyou! But she is their MUMMAZZZZZZZZ

 

[Poop wonderland]

As I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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Happy Birthday, May your day be filled with llamas jimbobnojobnoknobs, mahoosive evil eyebrows and lots of love from all us nusty trolls