Mrs Hinch #534 Edible paint and poundland tat, filtering hennerz so he doesn't look fat!

Ewww Inch you growly dirrrty ol' fucka
Heaving fag breath huffing away and his microscopic Wormington tucked up inside his ever expanding gunt!

I bet he doesn't have one friend left these days, then again neither does she, except the tend one SS and the niece. That's where being fake, braggy, greedy bastards get you guyyysh!

She does look like her mum with no filters like! They could be twins maybe Jamie gets them mixed up sometimes and Fiddle takes advantage

Its really pissing me off that they aren't all straight

Nice to see this is outside GOD FORBID HER KIDS MAKE ANY MESS INSIDE!

Oldcat said:

Quite frankly don’t give a toss about the membrane on her floor!!!

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Don’t think anybody does, she is the most mind numbingly boring woman ever and in 13 years her senior

Secretbrillopad said:

I'm so Bush to the party because you fat hens cluck so bloody fast, but this wins

I cannot cope with what she did to those potatoes. I bet they went straight in the bin anyway because she had another Charlie Bigham's on the go. Nobody believes you're eating this shit yourself, Sopha. Nobody.

And then I can't believe we've been treated to another new face of herself looking hard as granite to the point you'd def skirt round her stall on Romford Market (giving away my roots ).

I can't believe I ever let this woman make me feel less than. Such an idiot.

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"Skirt round her stall"
Romford market.I only go there to look out for the blind man.
Soph'd do better at Dagenham surely
Last time I was there there was a gun fight

Hun_tea22 said:

She always sounds like she is struggling for breath whenever she ventures off the couch.

https://giphy.com/VDZM2MFptA9O3ErV1t

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This was me today after a weekend deep clean.
#prayformyarms

lisaaaah said:

Sorry not caught up yet, these posts move fast lol
Apologies if it’s been said but how do her shoppers not realise she’s bragging playing “can’t touch what you can’t have” while showing her heated flooring while people are literally crying over the fuel prices rising. I dont understand why she can’t do something nice and gift things to her shoppers because it is them who got her where she is today.
She has more than enough money to run a few competitions and gift people stuff that will help them out during the crisis we’re all in.

Also why doesn’t she give her old house to a Ukrainian family until they can go home?
Admittedly even if I had a spare room I would not allow a family I don’t know to move in with me because I have to put my family’s safety first, but if I had her money and a house going spare I’d definitely offer it up for a few months if it meant helping out a family with children to give them a bit of normality.

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They are a bit thick so they don’t realise anything bad about her. The only reason she’s not leaving the house behind is because it’s left the only thing that has a link to the people paying her. She’ll probably pop back a lot to her old house if she’s giving it to family as she knows once that’s gone she really has no reliability now. Can’t stand Stacey at all but really important to remember her “career” was from being a mediocre singer who then went onto win a reality show. Her following is large because of this. So people have this weird “oh she deserves it she choked on kangaroo balls once” whereas Hinch has gone from one of them to millionare within a couple of years. She’s desperate to be in her new house 24/7, she’s only doing it because she’s literally got no other job or skills to keep the income she maintains now. Neither does Jamie. Wayne and waynetta slob.

Just to clarify, it’s irrelevant if Stacey ever becomes too unrelatable as much as hinch would because she’s got her telly career and god forbid, her below average singing voice to even do some sort of panto shite if she really struggled. Hinch is completely talentless as is her husband, she isn’t likeable either, she’s anti feminist, clearly has some problems with disabilities and just isn’t very work at all which isn’t “cool” right now. She’s going to fall eventually and it really is her own fault. Stop using your kids, go and get some skills for an actual job and make your lazy arse husband do something useful, even train to do some trades work. He was literally a sales person and the “awards” ceremony he was at was an actual joke. Both bang average thick chavs that will end up with kids that hate them and no money if they carry on the way they are now.

horseybox1982 said:

Ive been back to have another view of her stories and I can’t see it. Either way she’s fucked up on her records.

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It’s definitely still there. She says ‘when we moved in’ just before the text too

SSEML said:

So most families have been hit hard by the energy crisis but this fucking Wally can not only afford to run 2 properties...she can also afford to have her lights on during the day! View attachment 1183929

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Excuse me, it's a legitimate business expense, for the purpose of, hang on, yeah sharing her journey as a millionaire to her bots. Section 3897 page 789 of the Tax Act. (Hinch is a tone deaf twat)

MissPrint said:

Does anyone know where her clothing range is made?

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I'd take a wild guess on.... ChINA

Pollyanna263 said:

It’s definitely still there. She says ‘when we moved in’ just before the text too

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Yes I can still see it too

Clangers2 said:

I'd take a wild guess on.... ChINA

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It’s comes from CHINA
https://giphy.com/21PUvPL6jCKHtsMr5N

anniemouse said:

Winslet to the party but the roller rant - how tacky and cringey ranting about your husband for engagement. It’s neither funny nor relatable, pick the fucking stuff up yourself theres two of you adults in the house plus the hangers on. Team Bridget!

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3 days it’s been there…

choccychops said:

God she’s annoying me today...why the stupid sorting trays and bloody yoghurt and food colouring...just talk to him about all the things around him to teach him colours like a normal fucking person. That house is shit, its got no character and it’s nothing like a bloody farmhouse, Ronnie’s mural is hideous and the boy’s “washrooms” are not child friendly whatsoever, the kitchen is soooooo borrrringgg and the dog wash and boot room are just ridiculous.
Really don’t understand why anyone follows this fuckwit or buys her tesco shite.
Rant over and relax

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She can shove that poxy sorting tray up the WW holes for all Ronnie cares
The time to do messy play and explore textures and COLOUR was when he was about 12 months old you useless bint
She is riling me up today
How about lock up the overgrown poodles and let your son run around HIS (WW/YOUR) big tend farm and play hide and seek
Why is there no swings and slides or a soft play
You can build a fucking pet farm for 3 animals but you can't put a trampoline out for your son or a proper slide and playground area
She doesn't deserve those kids
She's a cunt

Clangers2 said:

She can shove that poxy sorting tray up the WW holes for all Ronnie cares
The time to do messy play and explore textures and COLOUR was when he was about 12 months old you useless bint
She is riling me up today
How about lock up the overgrown poodles and let your son run around HIS (WW/YOUR) big tend farm and play hide and seek
Why is there no swings and slides or a soft play
You can build a fucking pet farm for 3 animals but you can't put a trampoline out for your son or a proper slide and playground area
She doesn't deserve those kids
She's a cunt

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ETA: major backtracking from her with all this hipster over the top fucking development activities for Ron
All she did for his first two and half year was shove him behind the sofa and expect him to rear himself
Then when he didn't turn out exactly what she wanted she had a bitch fit
Now she's carrying on like a fucking first time montessori teacher on steroids
Bit late in the day for this Soph....

mrs Stot said:

There’s her getting all the freebies she can. As much as Stacey Solomon also bugs me, at least she’s donated her few month old washing machine to someone.
Hinch could have done the same with the house she’s currently ripping apart but heaven forbid she should ever gift anything to anyone.

disgusting how influencers who can clearly afford so much stuff get it for free, yet joe bloggs on the street is struggling between heating and eating!

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Don't really follow Trollomon, only what is talked about on this thread, but isn't her 'kitchen journey' free/gifted/ad/in collaboration. The carpet bloke (who is clearly trying to make it big in the world of carpet influencers ) was out at a former Corrie actors house, if you check out her mansion journey account, it's a beg board of all the shite. I get it's an advertising strategy, but agree it's' bloody vile.

Andioooop said:

‘When we moved in’ not ‘when we bought it’
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She is such a bullshiter, keeps tripping up (in her tend size 5)

MissPrint said:

Does anyone know where her clothing range is made?

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Is it Pa's workshop of weeping wonders?

Clangers2 said:

She can shove that poxy sorting tray up the WW holes for all Ronnie cares
The time to do messy play and explore textures and COLOUR was when he was about 12 months old you useless bint
She is riling me up today
How about lock up the overgrown poodles and let your son run around HIS (WW/YOUR) big tend farm and play hide and seek
Why is there no swings and slides or a soft play
You can build a fucking pet farm for 3 animals but you can't put a trampoline out for your son or a proper slide and playground area
She doesn't deserve those kids
She's a cunt


ETA: major backtracking from her with all this hipster over the top fucking development activities for Ron
All she did for his first two and half year was shove him behind the sofa and expect him to rear himself
Then when he didn't turn out exactly what she wanted she had a bitch fit
Now she's carrying on like a fucking first time montessori teacher on steroids
Bit late in the day for this Soph....

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Couldn’t agree more Clangers. It’s hideous to watch. Even if Lonnie was joining in it might better? She’s awful

MrsP77 said:

Inch is such a creep

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Can you do that to me babedon’t worry about the towel

“Very Lazy”- sums it up. Perhaps she can wear that label when the jar’s empty

fannysjohnny said:

Someone tell me if I post a photo of my dogs with their legs a Kinbow I'll make money?
I've tried it with my Johnny on an adult site and I tell you the money ain't rolling in as it is for hinch.

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I bet they wouldn’t get a brass farthing if it was Jimbobcreepyslob laid there starkers with his legs akimbo.....nope, done it again....clear the way....

Those potatoes are seriously gopping. They are that bad that if I HAD to choose, if it was that or die, I would choose death. And as for smeggy old JimBob, Jesus christ. Does he realise what a perv he looks and sounds, filming her 'secretly' though we all know it's another set up, all that heavy breathing and his disgusting fag voice. Lay off the fags you fat git. No one but the sheep believe all this crap you trot out. And I expect Jizz Tits and Titsalina Bumsquash believe you too.

natsuki said:

Does she make everything in muffin trays for portion control?

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Or maybe from her gastric surgery?