Haha I believe you of course but definitely as Sofa sees her food surely she should be taking some inspiration, though if she does she sure won't credit her, she's that selfish, You'd think someone with her money would hire somebody to cook and tend to her followers she cooked it, I mean if she can lie about fake grass and a tomato you'd think she'd at least tend she made more than cuppa soup, packet pasta and everything in pastryLittle old me? My name came from me signing up here because I couldn’t stand the Ronnie weaning slop. I promise I’m not Kay. I’m no one special I swear!
Tinned tatties only take a few mins to cook, how long did the lazy bint put those into the oven to crisp up like that.
and she used a few tins. yum.
#vomfest
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Now you say that, in the story the other day (maybe yesterday) I thought his hair looked a bit thick with something. It could have just been wet but looked too greasy for that.Jamies storyhe's so cringeyyyyy, proper dirty little manzzz
But did she just say look at his curls? Lennie doesn't have curls you silly bint, it's like when she used to SMOTHER Ronnies hair in products claiming he has curly hair, when he absolutely didn't. It looked a mess. She hasn't a clueeeeeeeeeeee
You've just described my absolute favourite way to eat potatos and now I'm going to have to have them tomorrow!Ah, she’s “cooking” again. My favourite soph content.
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Some of you may know I’m obsessed with her weird attempt at cooking and I just don’t understand it, she would have so much more content cooking basic family friendly food that her audience can understand and relate to. Bolognaise/stew/chilli/jacket potatoes/sausage chips and peas etc etc etc
What was that? What did she serve them with? What was with the felt rabbits in the background?why did you serve it on scrunched up grease proof paper?! so many questions…….
Here’s a tip soph, don’t tell anyone I told you, but if you bake a few larger potatoes off, fry off some bacon lardons, and then scoop out the filling of the spuds, mash together with butter, salt, pepper, cheese (proper cheese though hun, you’ll have to grate it yourself, or ask Jamie or your mummum!), add bacon bits, spoon back into the crispy skins and serve with sour cream, then THATS a snack, or serve with salad and it’s dinner!
What the fuck did you serve yours with? Ribena?
I despair
Does anyone else think she looks like Katie Price in that photoWhy does she only ever brush their hair? As if they are dolls. You never see her doing anything else.
why did she bring Lonnie downstairs to get dressed?
Why did she do his bath time at 9pm?
Why did she make sure the tablet was covered so we can’t see the date.
why is she dressed in a vest
Why is she using Lonnie as a human shield
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Desperate measures when mummy doesn't make ickle sophie her weekly roast dinnerWhat the fuck is a roast potato cake????
She started with little hair routines last year but she'd smother his hair in products and twirl his hair around her fingers. She hasn't done that in a while though. She was adamant it was curly, it's nowhere near curly. She just wouldn't accept it.Now you say that, in the story the other day (maybe yesterday) I thought his hair looked a bit thick with something. It could have just been wet but looked too greasy for that.
Someone put this next to the iconic ad plllleeeaaase
It's a case of can cook, won't cook i reckon, i firmly believe she can cook but it'd one of 2 things 1. Its her pretending to be shit at it so she can be relatable old soph who is not good at cooking but cleaning ergo not the stepford wife or 2. She can cook, but every minute of her day is spent on the gram or doing content and as a result her kids and man and her eat one shower of shit because she's focused on the gram more than her own family, she has time to piss and show off the 3 brillo pad lookin bastards but no time to grate a block of cheese.I can't work it out either
Shes the hairdresser remember, she knows best so they must be curlsShe is desperate for one of those boys to have curls.
Loving your picCue a giveaway later tonight where she'll give one lucky follower her old stairs barrssket. And the winnnnner is.... bumstretcher10645. Hope you larve it hun.
Still has the crem front porch though sticking out like the eyesore it is.Omg she actually panelled the OUTSIDE of her house?!it looks fucking shit. Bet the builder was pissing himself getting paid to do that
They hand those sponsorships out to just about anyone - telling if she can’t get one!Shes really begging for a hello fresh sponsorship
I'm a lazy cook and still wont fanny with that bullshit to make puke muffins. If you're really that lazy, just add some garlic butter to boiled new potatoes
She thinks it makes her relatable but it really doesn’tI didn't know any of this, so why is she cooking all this shite then when she could be a bigger braggier cunt by doing decent meals? She's nae right in the head
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