Mrs Hinch #534 Edible paint and poundland tat, filtering hennerz so he doesn't look fat!

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Horridhenrietta

The things that make a home!
 
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Bogwoppit

Why can’t she cook proper meals? Why does everything have cheese on it? Perhaps she should spend her free time put her hand in her pocket & spend it on a cookery class at her local college.
 
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HinchesSousChef

I have been busy today but as I flicked between trollomans and hinch’s stories I couldn’t help but see Rex, whichever room he was in, with his little collection of toys that he clearly had been carrying around playing with and reminded me so much of my just turned 3 year old who always has to have a collection of cars or figurines in his hands and pockets. And then of course helping to paint the bench. But mostly just his pottering about, living his little life.
Now I’m the first to agree that trolloman stages, lies, prob has a live in nanny who does all childcare etc etc etc. however what’s always been notable is this sense of desperation from hinch to show her followers LOOK I MAKE PLAY SET UPS FOR RONNIE. I DO THIS FOR RONNIE. LOOK AT THE ACTIVITY I SET UP (& THEN MICROMANAGED). Whereas Rex just seemingly gets on with it. Rex doesn’t have to do colour sorting activities or staged messy play.
Im very tired and prob not articulating it well. I feel it says less about whether trolloman is a “good” parent or not and more about a) confidence in parenting and b) feeling secure in her content on her page.
 
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mycrla

Tell me you don't know how to do roast potatoes, without telling me you don't know how to do roast potatoes.

The floor is yours Sopha
 
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F the dust.

Who bets them tatties went straight in the bin?! If not, why not? Fucking awful like.
 
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Olivemaks

Mrsstaff said:
Do we reckon the boys (as in Ron and Len) actually got to play in the garden or was it bull?
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The stupid woman didn’t set boundaries for the WW’s and they have taken over! No chance of ronnie or Lennie roaming free and comfortably. All that’s gone out the window. No family picnics or family BBQS since those WW’s literally rule the place. Guaranteed one day when a door is left open they’ll make they’re way into that house. It’s all a disaster waiting to happen… she’s bitten of way more than she can chew!!
 
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ChunkyMonkey90

Blah blah 2020 said:
Does it involve emla cream, pre grated cheese or cheese strings? If not then your not doing right hunnay hope that helps

P.s sounds delicious to me! Xx
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Hold my hands up, I did use pre grated cheese, but that's only because the small shop near me only sell that. But the kids were adamant they wanted cheese pasta everything else was freshly done no cream, no cheese strings broccoli was fresh too. None of that packet or frozen shite that Hinch uses
 
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Icantwiththesepeople

Just once I'm sure Jimmers would like to eat something that wasn't mashed, covered in pre-grated shitty cheese and cooked in a fucking muffin tin Does that family ever eat a vegetable? The constipation must be dire!
 
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Ditzymama28

Ffs I'm not the best cook in the world but jeeeeeez come on roast potatoes aren't exactly difficult to make they??!!!! It's gotta be a piss take surely
Lazy garlic, lazy tinned potatoes, pre-grated cheese mixed with up with oil and butter...bleuuuuugh
 
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Cupcakemum

I'm a 70's child and bloody love tinned potatoes!!
So much so that if there was a zombie apocalypse then this would be my go to food

Would I use them to feed my family now? No. Not unless I was absolutely skint and needs must.. but that said you can get a decent sized bag of fresh that would last double the time and be more nutritional for around 40p more

For a rich bitch with more than enough time on her hands she's a lazy fucker
 
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GeorgMcFly

Why does she feel the need to do silly recipes on instagram when she clearly cannot cook! I doubt she has ever even cooked a roast!
 
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Oldcat

Why is her baking parchment always crumbled up?
 
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