Mrs Hinch #531 Even Lingo said "Hinch" is a no go

[IfImHonesht]

For someone who willingly uses social media as a job, she's a real baby about "negativity". SS has the right attitude about real trolls if you ask me, don't look and laugh it off if you do see it.

Because ACTUAL trolls.. you know, the kind who seek you out to abuse you.. not the nusty kind that YOU seek out to read what they say away from you.. are just looking for attention and trying to drag people down for fun with no useful critique involved.

So why should that stop her doing her tend job

 

[erm erm erm]

Me and Mr Erm went for a few drinks tonight to celebrate his new job. Before we went I took a nice picture of him but before I took the photo I got my “post it notes” out and labelled his body….head, shoulders,knees, footz! He said my love why are you doing this? I replied I’ve seen on Instagram it’s what you have to do otherwise people won’t know! Silly Mr Erm!!

 

[Pollyanna263]

What spaniel ever sits still long enough to be
a) dressed up in that ridiculous shit
b) keep it on
c) be filmed


Oh I know. One riddled with anxiety, morbidly obese and depressed.

I’d have Henry in a heartbeat. My springer would teach him how to be a dog

 

[HinchesSousChef]

If the flooring is ready to go downstairs does that mean the kitchen is done? Wouldn’t you wait until the orangery is built?? Surely new flooring would get damaged??

(I have other things to say about her last post)

 

[Pollyanna263]

The only reason the ASA has written to Sophie - they got her surname wrong - is because SHE hasn't followed the rules. It is your fault, Hinch. You get paid more than enough and are prepared to shill items to your sheep. Now you face the consequences of thinking you can break the rules.

These are for Rebecca and David
In case there is any doubt about her using filters.

Hoping someone from some magazine or the DM will write a story about this fraud.

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[HinchesSousChef]

She's either overdone the fillers in her face or that is one hell of a "ffs hurry up and take the photo" grimace orrrrrr she's holding in a fart

Her body language and facial expression is definitely awkward and uncomfortable. No fun pose with the kids. No pulling a silly face with them. Literally hiding her body behind one of them.
Ive said it before. I bet when they go to soft play she stays sat at the table with her hot choc and crisps the entire time hunched over her phone.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Only joined today.
I'm embarrassed to say i used to be a fan of hers! I like keeping my home clean and followed her at the start for cleaning tips.
A while back, maybe a year ago, she posted a video of herself using some iconic makeup and never declared it as an advert. I was feeling crappy about myself, no time to be glam, kids, husband, our business etc and thought her make up is good I'll try it, thinking she used it. It was crap! Then several months later she posted a video of herself sorting her make up draws out and there wasn't a single iconic product!!!
Then i started feeling stupid for allowing myself to be duped. For the last 12 months or so I've kept her on my insta and since that incident I've noticed more and more how much she lies and manipulates things.
The final straw for me is her pretend farm. Its fucking alpacas in a garden!! We have a real working farm, i love our life but its hard!! My husband is up at crack of dawn and not back in until gone 10pm most nights. During harvest we don't see him at home. I literally drive around dropping food off in various fields for him. I have one child at school and one at home. The little one at home is with me all day, whilst we're lambing, moving sheep, mucking out, feeding up, sorting our dogs, sorting our poultry. We have 8 dogs that i actually walk twice a day with both kids. Not like poor bloody Henry! Allowing Henry to be so obese is animal cruelty. Same with the alpacas. She doesn't have the space for them. I've deleted her as i actually can't stand watching her play farms anymore when she's no idea of the reality.
Posting messages of everyone telling her how hard she works, doing what? I've never actually known her do a days work!
Why on earth does she lie and fake stuff so much? She could still be successful if she didn't lie! I used to feel so crap like i was failing that she always had time for make up, immaculate house etc and think why does her life seem to always be under control whilst no matter how hard i try i don't have time to get myself ready, i usually spend majority of time flying about covered in mud chasing my arse! Then i realised she doesn't actually do anything!! She has everyone helping her! Yet makes out shes a stressed out relatable mum!
And what gets me the most is she doesn't even clean anymore!!

You are very welcome here REAL (not 'tend) farming 'troll'. You are amongst kindred spirits, many of whom have been in the same position as you & realised the truth! If you haven't already and when you get chance, Thread 500 and the Wiki are both enlightening reads!

 

[MrsD33]

Also, while I’m in a ranty mood, she isn’t helping Ronnie’s development at all.

She’s shown things that can help him but then, like everything else in her disposable world, they’re never seen again.

Flashcards, the blue bucket ( seen but not used for it’s intended purpose), makaton, the mud kitchen for sensory play.

You and your layabout husband have more time to spend helping your son develop than any other parents I know. You dont have to spend at least 8 hours a day, out of the house working a real full time job so use that time to help your baby boy!

 

[ilovepizza21]

Love he Has her, she even used a full sentence when talking to him and no crackle like his useless mother does.

 

[14 bacon rolls]

Regarding the ad montage, it's become clear at this point that she's dragging out the move from greyskull to advertise her range. I personally don't think she likes her products that much tbh so she's using the house as a showroom for it all. I bet when she finally moves in to Hinch Not a Farm we will see less stories on it and she will bring out a collection that's more to her new taste which is more beige, wood etc.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Easter tree…..Easter fucking tree. Have a word with yourself. These stupid seasonal decorations really grind my gears

 

[Hun_tea22]

Oh ffs this is going to be the new thing now isn't it ...captioning what the woolly wankers are "saying"

And because they don’t actually do anything interesting it is going to be the same thing every bloody day. I’m getting flashbacks to the hell which was the two man team routine.

Well done to Abi for being a positive role model for Ron. He clearly adores her

 

[Miss Loves-to-gossip]

Love he Has her, she even used a full sentence when talking to him and no crackle like his useless mother does.

Abi seems like a really sweet girl. She has way more sense than her crazed aunt who could learn a thing or two from her!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Loving new members joining

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Isn’t that what all parents do? It’s the only time I get to drink a hot drink, eat cake and ignore the outside world for half an hour…

I hate the places. One of our kids won't leave my side then makes me watch them do the same one or two things 283828228 times. Child 2 also regularly comes to me. Random kids always come to ask me for help with something. The last time one of them asked me to buy them a drink because "my mum won't buy me one."

 

[Danielle0120]

I cannot stand the whole pretending the alpacas are talking



Project brag 200

 

[Libbylulu]

Here is the tea

She’s so gonna get slagged on her spending habits with the current situation …. Get the popcorn ready huns… this will be some exciting content coming up !
Looking forward to her response once he posts his video !

(Édit: if a nice troll could help a clueless hen on how to insert a video within the text and not an attachement .. you would be #sokond)

As much as I’d love this, she seems invincible frankly. She’s incredibly thick skinned and not the fragile, anxiety ridden Mrs Hinch she leads us (not us because we see her) to believe. After the plagiarism theft and non apology gives us a real indication of who she really is.

 

[Sausage90]

A conservatory has a pitched, glazed roof.

An orangery has large windows and a flat roof with lantern.

Orangeries historically were used to house fruit trees/tropical plants over winter. A massive greenhouse if you will.

Sopha's will house a crushed velvet dog bed and bamboo handled mops.

 

[yorkiemama47]

Well shut the front door, finally Ronnie gets to do something himself, hallefuckinglujah, it’s a pity young Abbie isn’t older and could bring him up away from these cretins

Abi seems like a little sweetheart and Ronnie seems very close to her and content when he’s with her

 

[Secretbrillopad]

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1. WE HOPE THIS HELPS
2. Oh piss off with your 'xx' Hannah hun, you're a bloody company representative. Get that shit out of here.