Another story to add to the list of things that didn’t happen
She’s NEVER been left on her own with Ronnie
Mrs Hinch #531 Even Lingo said "Hinch" is a no go
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She’s NEVER been left on her own with Ronnie
Well that kitchen is just awful! 1. Why does she need a Rangemaster - she can't cook 2. These wannabe castle chandeliers look tacky as it's not the right house for it 3. The island looks like something out of Pizza Hut 4. She obviously thinks and her & Jamie are like Dick & Angel from Escape to the Chateau - sadly she can only dream of skills, taste and the relationship that they have. Sophie is more like Escape to the Chavmanor
For anyone currently stuck isolating, hope you feel better soon.
If you’d like something to binge watch and see an amazing colourful and child appropriate mural then season 2 of The Home Edit is on Netflix.
It’s even in a playroom, not a bedroom to scare children.
And did I mention it is colourful?!?! Not a single shade of griege on show at all…
If you’d like something to binge watch and see an amazing colourful and child appropriate mural then season 2 of The Home Edit is on Netflix.
It’s even in a playroom, not a bedroom to scare children.
And did I mention it is colourful?!?! Not a single shade of griege on show at all…
Exactly. Where was Jamie in this scenario? Work? Church? Nah mate.Another story to add to the list of things that didn’t happen
She’s NEVER been left on her own with Ronnie
Also the guy she is complaining about who she is so scared of* was clearly a fan. Why would she be scared of her fans who she proclaims to love, are her kids family, her best friends....? Any troll (us nusty tend ones plus any real weirdo ones out there) could also just turn up at her door if we wanted as she practically broadcasts her address. But we don't.
*He was tend.
Why has she started using the word “floof” in the last couple of days? I don’t remember her ever using it before. Is this something Trolloman uses?
I just burst out laughing and made Mr Wize Owl jump out of his skinCrap Hinch version of "Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes"
Different heads
Sticky out shoulder
Knees & Footz
Knees & Footz
Sex doll face
Sticky out shoulder
Husband's a dick
With no prick!
And ... Many filtered faces
Two tend "broken toes"
Different heads
Sticky out shoulder
Stick your thumb
Up your bum! (Lying Scum*)
(wosssh yer bum bum innnnittt!)
I then sang it out loud to him, he looked bewildered but laughed I loveeeee itttttt and I’m obchsssssssed Oh I'm shoooooh 'appy you laaave itttt! It's crap, but was in the mood and needed to calm my Hinch driven rage! You can bring it to life or adjust it if one would likeI just burst out laughing and made Mr Wize Owl jump out of his skin
Will never tire of your Fluffy fucker/Handsommes/Acorn Manz/Inch's tunes - they have made me laugh when i've felt utter despair this week! Fannnnk yoooo from the bottom of my'arrrrt 
The lovely lady on insta that has terminal breast cancer uses the word ‘floof’ all the time when she talks about animals.
Hinch had a drive through window in her last kitchen and this time she going with a booth. The woman is obshesshed with fast food.
But shows her house so anyone can find it lol
More like Escape to the Shithole!
But we all know that memoir is full of made up LIES. This may or may not have happened. We all know what Soph is like. This incident, however, hasn’t stopped her from publicising both homes and she even tells strangers where Ron goes to soft play and football etc. she isn’t bothered about privacy or her kids safety - she just wants to be seen as a ‘celebrity’ even though she claims she doesn’t and to be rich.
She's got the clock in with the time after Tattlers picked up on pre-recorded stuff. Wonder if she's reading here and doing a Wagatha Christie to expose who is talking about her here by seeing who has clicked on her stories on Instagram!THANKGOD she labelled this! I never knew what toes and a knee were till now
From where I'm from Floof means Fanny! I'd say she's the biggest fanny of them all!!!!
Pizza hut! Knew it reminded me off something
its so like it.Think old Freda Fiddlefingers needs to have a look at this then have a word in Sopha's empty shell to bring her down a peg or two.........
God, those alpacas and their hooves are repulsive
People are having to choose between a warm house or dinner and she’s flogging her white fluffy made in china tit. I wouldn’t mind if it was a weekly add, it’s daily and that’s when she actually bothers to disclose it.
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