Mrs Hinch #516

[HinchesSousChef]

So another day off whilst Jamie has a bounce with Ronnie at the trampoline park and Soph sits in the cafe section with her sunglasses on and her head buried in her phone and Ma barker sits with Lonnie.

all this soft play - trampoline park mentioning. She’s definitely going to do some sort of soft play at home. Which is totally fine but it’s the way she drips It all.

 

[Binkyboos]

I am weak at Hinch’s dig this morning. She has real daffodils so stick your fake ones up your bum stace lol

 

[alpachloveyou]

I hope Henry isn’t too disappointed when he get to the big house with the big garden and finds out he can’t run about in the ‘field’ that he’s so excited about because it full of llamas!!

Alpacas guyssss definitely not Llamaas

I don’t know why but Aspi Rin has had me absolutely creasing

Me too

 

[Cocobean]

Interesting stats below, look at that huge drop in engagement! The 2 big hitters on the media posts were when she had the pic of R&L on the bench with the keys to tend farm, and the day she revealed the woolly wankers.

Her engagement rate is 7% - not sure how good or bad that is to be honest! But her projected growth (~925 followers daily) wont see her hit 5m for another 2 years (assuming her instafame lasts that long!)

You know she is running for the credit card when she sees this!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Seeing how she is sat and how baggy that godawful tracksuit is she is wearing when sat in the alpacas - I definitely think she is pregnant

You reckon?

 

[MistyWindows]

That man will never work. He's her full time witch, and a full time babysitter, and I don't mean for the kids.
He probably sleeps in everyday, does the food shop, goes home, has a wank, scratches his arse, takes a couple of creepy videos.. That's it.. He's not even helping with the renovation of his own home. There's so much he could do that isn't dangerous where you need a professional, I bet they don't even decorate themselves. He's a lazy little bastard

Scratching his arse and wanking is too much effort, Fiddles does it for him

 

[Somersetvibes]

Scratching his arse and wanking is too much effort, Fiddles does it for him

Ffs! I was eating

 

[horseybox1982]

Those outfits . What on earth has she got them dressed in today? Why does everything have to have their bleeping name on? It makes no sense? It’s tacky AF as well. She wants to be Sam and Billie Faires doesn’t she?

Poor kids, don’t deserve those cunts as parents.

That man will never work. He's her full time witch, and a full time babysitter, and I don't mean for the kids.
He probably sleeps in everyday, does the food shop, goes home, has a wank, scratches his arse, takes a couple of creepy videos.. That's it.. He's not even helping with the renovation of his own home. There's so much he could do that isn't dangerous where you need a professional, I bet they don't even decorate themselves. He's a lazy little bastard

Nail on head

He’s the mastermind behind all things hinch, he’s fully riding the gravy train along with her mother. As soon as Hinch gave birth he was suddenly on a sabbatical from work, almost that’s 3yrs ago now. It’s an easy life for him. I’d suspect he isn’t on a career break or sabbatical or what ever bullshit they call it, I reckon he was fired from his job which is why the bragging and ads is getting ridiculously aggressive.

He isn’t a man, he’s pathetic, spineless, Soph’s enabler and a bleep. The only good point is that he seems to have a better relationship with Ron than she does.

 

[natsuki]

I really hope Ronnie does like his mural as it’s going to be on his wall for a very long time regardless of his interests! Obviously Hinch doesn’t care about the time and money spent on it but now that it’s going to have Audrey and the 3 WWs on it, he’ll never be allowed anything different.

 

[BeeHappy]

Oh my days.... the huns have seriously lost it

WHY? Why would anyone want a perfume bottle of Henners breath?

‘Dog Breath’ eau de parfam by Henry Hinch

 

[Titch tactics]

More personalized clothing off to the ragbag in a few months when they have grown out of them and can't be passed on to charity!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

He isn’t a man, he’s pathetic, spineless, Soph’s enabler and a bleep. The only good point is that he seems to have a better relationship with Ron than she does.

Well said! I don't think he ever wants another job. He's a useless, wet wipe, lazy arsed bleep of a man.

 

[Multi-21]

Interesting that she named where they are going for a family day out today (as well as the full names outfits for the boys) almost like she wants people to meet her…

 

[fannysjohnny]

He’s probably lurking round Tescho filming her new range in his creepy way. Also, I’m expecting to see him and Fiddle pop up on Lingo soon

Fiddle on Lingo? Don't fink so

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

new thread title right there

Blessherarches

 

[Tharsheblows]

Morning Nusties

I see Sopha is up and about early this morning waffling on about having real not tend daffodils. That must be a novelty for her after having tend grass and other tend plants, etc

Also, unless Henners is as fick as duck as mummaz he will be thinking about running around the GARDEN at Mushroom Manor, rather than a tend field

I’d like to know when he actually gets to run around the GARDEN at Mushroom Manor, cos the Alpaca3 seem to be in 90% of the time. Surely it can’t be safe for Henry to be out there at the same time? Also does that mean she’s going to restrict Ronnie and Lonnie to the Secret ‘Pub’ garden round the side?

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

So another day off whilst Jamie has a bounce with Ronnie at the trampoline park and Soph sits in the cafe section with her sunglasses on and her head buried in her phone and Ma barker sits with Lonnie.

all this soft play - trampoline park mentioning. She’s definitely going to do some sort of soft play at home. Which is totally fine but it’s the way she drips It all.

Bingo for you....looks like she stayed at the other house in weeping Al's woodshed

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

I know it was mentioned before but curious if the different coloured counters on the whiteboard list have any relevance?

 

[Multi-21]

I know it was mentioned before but curious if the different coloured counters on the whiteboard list have any relevance?

Oh look her Facebook marketplace church pew has made a reappearance. Complete with the tiles from the boot room on the floor of the cubby holes. I wonder if it was meant to go in the boot room and she swapped it out at the last minute

 

[springheeledyeti]

Those hideous outfits

let your kids have their own interests you walloper…just because you like snogging alpacas Hinch