Completely off topic but was just thinking when someone mentioned a “leisure” area and I thought what great parties you could have. She’s got a massive great house and what is she going to do with it? Her world is so small. They never have people over. Never seen her have play dates for other children and mums she’s friends with, she can’t cook so won’t be hosting dinner parties,, bbqs or making any use of a lovely big kitchen. They don’t seem to have other couple mates they hang out with, to have over for drinks appletiser. she doesn’t need space for an office because the office is her phone. Her world seems very small she should have just stayed in the other house and sat on the sofa. Literally she’s done it for the ‘gram
Oh my days, I’m just imagining Sopha and Inch hosting a dinner party
Inch would greet their guests wearing his best vest and grey joggers
Hand them a glass of appletiser and welcome them into the lounge.
Meanwhile Sopha would be frantic in the kitchen like the Swedish chef from the Muppets and have to call Fiddle to help her.
Inch would be entertaining their guests with ‘Oi Oi tales’ in between having to waft the smoke alarms with a tea towel.
Sopha would appear looking disheveled (no change there then) and announce “Dinner is served” while cackling and clawing at her neck.
The guests would be seated at the table looking nervous and for an escape route. Inch would pop on some Michael Bolton as per Sopha’s instructions and the guests would be served a Mug Shot for starters, followed by spaghetti hoop pie for mains and for dessert something blended that should have been banoffee pie but turned out as banoffee slop.
After dinner they would retire to the lounge for the rest of the evening entertainment.... Lingo
When the guests have left (All feeling
) Sopha would congratulate herself and brag on the gram about what a “Fantashtic Hochst” she is and bring out a dinner party range in Tescho