Mrs Hinch #515 Hinch needs a flappin' fish round the face 🐟🐠

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Have those fluffy cunts now taken over the garden? Surely your kids get the run of the garden when they’re young, and any pets work around that? Or have I lost my mind? Are the boys now being stuck in the area that looks like a bloody graveyard cause she underestimated how much space those smug furry bastards would need?
Even by her standards this is bleeping ridiculous

 

[LilPinkie]

She'll have herself painted on the wall in The Great Hall

Or her and Inch painted either side of the doors like the wedding pic by the windows.

 

[IfImHonesht]

Why does she always feel the need to be all I love you I love her I love him

She's incapable of love. She tries to convince herself everyday

Because narcissists mimic what they see in order to get you to like them, then they love bomb so youll do what they want (or buy tit) hope this helps

 

[horseybox1982]

How long do you reckon it will be until she is on TikTok?
I bet she has no idea how to even use the app. Hinich if you read this (as we know you read every comment) I honestly dare you to try and do TikTok. See how far yoh are as a so-called 'influencer'

Tiktok seems to be the place to be nowadays so I’m surprised she hasn’t already been on there. I imagine it’s dog eat dog though with the amount of influencers and “content creators” that are on there.

 

[Froglife75]

Hinch for Christmas number 1? I’m calling it already

Justrol versus sausage roll

 

[SophSpinsSillyStories]

That ‘dust’ is making my nose itch.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Have those fluffy cunts now taken over the garden? Surely your kids get the run of the garden when they’re young, and any pets work around that? Or have I lost my mind? Are the boys now being stuck in the area that looks like a bloody graveyard cause she underestimated how much space those smug furry bastards would need?
Even by her standards this is bleeping ridiculous

It’s ridiculous!!! I’m glad the alpacas seem to have a decent amount of space (for their sake), but there’s no way that was the original plan. What is the point in having a nice large yard for your dog and kids and letting it be overrun with alpacas?! Roy will be getting pushy with her if they don’t get let out everyday now that they’re used to it. I guess Henry and the kids can just sit inside all day…

Here’s hoping she admits defeat and quietly re-homes those alpacas sooner rather than later.

 

[Louanne]

It’s ridiculous!!! I’m glad the alpacas seem to have a decent amount of space (for their sake), but there’s no way that was the original plan. What is the point in having a nice large yard for your dog and kids and letting it be overrun with alpacas?! Roy will be getting pushy with her if they don’t get let out everyday now that they’re used to it. I guess Henry and the kids can just sit inside all day…

Here’s hoping she admits defeat and quietly re-homes those alpacas sooner rather than later.

Considering the amount of affection she lavishes on them, she’s more likely to quietly rehome the kids - whom she barely seems to tolerate.

 

[Blondesx40x]

Or her and Inch painted either side of the doors like the wedding pic by the windows.

Be funnier if Janine was painted instead of Soph by mistake

 

[Lockdownlife20]

Omg that kettle story I rinse my kettle out like a million times after I've used a descaler in it.

 

[ifimhonest]

'Bought this for ron'
No you didnt, you bought it for yourself. Poor kid not allowed to touch anything like this without you grabbing at it/trying to do it for him


Shut up

 

[seen-the-light]

ronnies mural is amazing in the right place, the artist is so talented, but for a bedroom it is intimidating and over stimulating. The playroom would have been the perfect place for this. I think it is so anxiety inducing! The tree could be the stuff of nightmares for a sensitive child. But in a creative space like a playroom the possibilities are endless For imaginative play.

 

[Rh3a]

I know some of you were talking about hinch working with Morrisons, I work there and have just got our new uniforms (not wearing yet) and guess what? It’s GREY !!!

 

[Cocobean]

Tiktok seems to be the place to be nowadays so I’m surprised she hasn’t already been on there. I imagine it’s dog eat dog though with the amount of influencers and “content creators” that are on there.

She has been, thought she was hilarious but it failed miserably! The account was removed a while ago

 

[MistyWindows]

(To the tune of My Favourite Things)
Llamas are humpin’
And Hinch is a bumpkin’
Home Bargs shopping
Content is floppin’
Piles of cheap tat all tired up with twine
Hinch makin’ up tantrums and having a whine

 

[BeeHappy]

ronnies mural is amazing in the right place, the artist is so talented, but for a bedroom it is intimidating and over stimulating. The playroom would have been the perfect place for this. I think it is so anxiety inducing! The tree could be the stuff of nightmares for a sensitive child. But in a creative space like a playroom the possibilities are endless For imaginative play.

The playroom would have made far more sense. Especially as they’re now painting Henners into the scene. They are never going to let him paint over that! Can you imagine poor Ronners as a 14 year old emo with a mural of the dead family dog on the wall?! He’ll have the piss ripped out of him by his mates…if he’s allowed to have any!

 

[nickgrimshaw]

So I had a little thought about the cringe singing video, was it uploaded on the same day that she posted the crass narc comment of '' on Jamal Edwards' IG page? so when all eyes of the music industry are on him, she draws attention to herself and makes sure there's a 'candid' singing video available for any snoopers to stumble across?

Calculated? Of course.
Disgusting. Absolutely.

 

[Henny Penny]

There’s no way the plan for the alpacas was to have the whole of the garden- why would they bother fencing that area for them. They don’t seem to go in there and just roam around the garden as they please

 

[HinchesSousChef]

So I had a little thought about the cringe singing video, was it uploaded on the same day that she posted the crass narc comment of '' on Jamal Edwards' IG page? so when all eyes of the music industry are on him, she draws attention to herself and makes sure there's a 'candid' singing video available for any snoopers to stumble across?

Calculated? Of course.
Disgusting. Absolutely.

Oh my god. Yes. You’re right. That’s awful.

 

[Mejustme]

There’s no way the plan for the alpacas was to have the whole of the garden- why would they bother fencing that area for them. They don’t seem to go in there and just roam around the garden as they please

They are going to have to lock the back doors so the children can't just go in the garden to play, they will physically have to be taken into the memorial garden and supervised. What sort of childhood is that