Mrs Hinch #513 Chapter 32, woo hoo hoo!

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

She’s bleeping Keith Cheggers. He’s a wanker. They are an obscene, tone deaf pair of self serving bastards and I’ve had enough. People are legitimately struggling to make ends meet, costs of living are Higher than they’ve ever been and she’s jizzed 5k on a bleeping hotel room. I’m disgusted.

I was going to mock up a photo of her and Cheggers, after reading your first line but thought better of it. No one needs to see that
She's bleeping up big style every time she posts now, she can't help but brag. It's all she has. Her fan base is surely dwindling from all of this showing off shite from new years day. They're in an expensive hotel right now but they're checking in on here too, sad life really.

 

[Partassipant]

Sopha's secret garden isn't a secret.

I dunno. I bet Jimbob doesn't get to see it half as much as he'd like.

 

[RogueRey]

I found another face and fake tanned hand on a birthday wish.

What are these #'s all about #Hinch1312, #Hinch1610 etc. What does it all mean..

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Why does he look so unnatural smiling? It really doesn’t suit him

He should really keep his lips shut when he smiles. I always think he looks so pleased with himself.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Heather shimmer was iconic.
I’d probs wear it now if it existed in its original form.
Nowt better than getting Heather shimmer snogged off your face back in the day.

(Ps to you young ‘ins, you can’t possibly understand)
Edited cos I can’t spell!

Bloody hell memories!!! I wore that it was all the rage very many years ago along with the original Dior Poison perfume and Anäis Anäis

 

[llamadramamama21]

They spent all that money to literally sleep. I cant even...

 

[Partassipant]

Where is all this money even coming from?
Is it the Tesco range or the Instagram adverts? She’s not on Instagram much anymore?

I reckon it's the Tesco contract and P&G. She doesn't need to do the other bits anymore.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

I found another face and fake tanned hand on a birthday wish.

What are these #'s all about #Hinch1312, #Hinch1610 etc. What does it all mean..

Are the #'s the Hinch expresshhhh she does to drum up followers/sales?

 

[MissBijou]

Heather shimmer was iconic.
I’d probs wear it now if it existed in its original form.
Nowt better than getting Heather shimmer snogged off your face back in the day.

(Ps to you young ‘ins, you can’t possibly understand)
Edited cos I can’t spell!

So I just had a google of this illusive Heather Shimmer as I didn’t know what it was (grew up in the 2000s/2010s here) - lovely colour!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

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Inch has the eyes of a taxidermied animal - no life in those peepers whatsoever.
Thanks to you spot on tattlers for grabbing the dirty delete, £5k a night is obscene. Mrs Relatable strikes again

He isn’t blessed in the looks department. Absolutely no lips at all, tiny dots for eyes and pretty confident his nose is bigger than his

And, what's Inch wearing hun?

No one asked hun as that outfit is horrendous. Wouldn’t shop at plt if you paid me xoxo

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I missed all the birthday fun

£5000 a night

Cocktail sausage doesn't work
She's "just a cleaner"

Yet they can afford to spend that for a few hours sleep.

The sheep are lining their pockets.

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

Sod Sofa and her 5k suite, @PootleFlump and I have achieved more by bringing Heather Shimmer back

Back on topic: I've just seen her "for all those girlies asking" Insta post ... duck off, mate; no one wants to recreate your 'fffear-ta" look. Chav.

 

[BSBuster]

I have always thought they both had nose jobs and fake teeth even before she was the UKs answer to Dame Edna I might have Said Danny La Rue but he was much prettier very similarveyebrows though.. anyway back to the nose..
Now I am not so sure I mean who would pay for that nose? It seems to have a life of its own morphing daily maybe her real dad is Gepetto? Couldn't be filters Sophie would never mislead her loyal army not Sophie the chavs sweethea, girl next door just lije a real person but with loads of money...

 

[Crunkycarrot]

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Inch has the eyes of a taxidermied animal - no life in those peepers whatsoever.
Thanks to you spot on tattlers for grabbing the dirty delete, £5k a night is obscene. Mrs Relatable strikes again

Dead

 

[shiv6482]

What's with the tracksuits & hiking boots to the luxe hotel/theatre

 

[Milfordcubicle]

So I just had a google of this illusive Heather Shimmer as I didn’t know what it was (grew up in the 2000s/2010s here) - lovely colour!

come to the make up from the 80s/90s thread- we’ve all just bought heather and coffee shimmer to revisit our youth and we lavvvvv it.
i can’t say much though I’m sat here with crimped hair cos it rocks!

 

[Secretbrillopad]

What's with the tracksuits & hiking boots to the luxe hotel/theatre

I'd pay good money to see her try and hike anywhere in those actually, hike anywhere full stop.

 

[Liz5185]

What da fuq is a bath tray?!

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

Guyssshh sopha is a farmer now, this is her glammed up for a night in the big schmoke

 

[OHDeeeeah]

Can I just say I LOVE MY KIDS and spend time with them, play with them, decorate how they choose and do things for them HOWEVER never ever on a rare night away have I missed them and wanted to rush home to see them. I enjoy that time away to be me and refresh and have a rest

Am I weird? Do I not love them as much as sophs loves hers? The moment they get dropped at the grand parents I switch off from mum mode