Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

[Bozhog81]

He's probably written it in one of their 'fields'. In alpaca tit If it wasn't so windy today we'd have a video montage using a drone with a slow motion fly over their land garden!

He's probably told Zoph he had hired 50 Cent to sing to her but he's stuck in the USA because of covid rules. So his suprise performance at the Super Bowl was all for her

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

So behind on here. Just came on to say I don't believe for a second that's how she spent her birthday or that those were her real presents.

 

[Ellejay81]

I'd never heard of her before. Just checked out her Instagram. State.of.that!

Just had a wee look at her insta what a state she is!! Looks like a blow up Barbie doll.
Why is she sexualising her kids? Soooo wrong.

 

[klairklopp]

I’m living for Ronnie playing her at her own game and grabbing everything from her , he’s such and adorable little boy . Newsflash Soph, that’s what kids do, I’ve not opened a birthday present for years and I don’t care, my kids have fun doing it for me and blowing out the candles.

That cake is scary and tacky AF.

Right…. My kids used to open them when they were younger and now the dog does…

 

[panda-eyes]

Haha I love that this thread got derailed by the porta potties, I fell down that rabbit hole when I came across Sallie Axl. If an ‘Influencer’ has this icon in their bio with their current location, it typically means they’re one of them/an escort/hooker/whatever you wanna call it. Dubai, Miami and Bali are just a few of the hotspots. Some men also do it and get paid to be gay for the night. It’s some world honestly

I’m so sorry for derailing!
in my defence I genuinely wondered what the link between zopha and sophapotty was though!

 

[IrishCatlady]

That’s the badger! Mr P did tell me that but I think I forcefully removed the information from my brain so I wouldn’t be tempted to Google it

It's even worse than I imagined, drugs are illegal in Dubai and drink but not that depravity, and Hinch follows her

 

[Fartycat]

She always looks like she smells of 20 Sovereign and Charlie Red

And dog's arse

 

[Gardengirl]

It's OK Hinch, Premier Inn won't care about your scraggy hair and chavvy clothes

 

[mingeandbracket]

Didddddnt realisssse we'd be going somewhere poshhhh guyyyzz omg only got me jumperrrs blessmyart. Soph yes you did know, because you hate surprises and being out of control and you will have known exactly what you were doing and where you were going. You probably made the bleeping booking.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

He should have gone to card factory. Nicer cards for 59p lol

That's the tend card from off him though. Inch has actually hired a plane to write a message for her in the sky. But it's been postponed due to the bad weather. That's what he told her anyhoo... allegedly!

Nah I think Inch bought her some tend paparazzi to make her feel famousssh. Maybe they’ll jump out of the plane in parachutes over her yard. Remember that paranoia? 🪂

 

[Allie101]

There is honestly no excuse for ronnie not to be in therapy and on track for early diagnosis. Whether private (if the wait was long asss) or not.
Every single child at my sons SEN school was diagnosed at 2/3 on the nhs ready to start their education age 4 in SEN..no big hoops or pushing or fighting. FULL classes. 8 kids per class. All diagnosed and ready to start education at 4....
I find it so frustrating.
Unless she has got Ronnie diagnosed and is saying nothing..
Some of children are all so like him there too...its frustrating to watch it constantly be about the alpacas.
If she is actually being smart (which i doubt) and protecting his personal information i would commend her...But then she plasters his face over her SM as it is so there goes any informed consent or regard for his privacy

 

[Loveandpower]

No, you don't understand, I rushed here because how, I mean HOW, is that a small size 5 footz!! That's a hoof like the alpacas

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

How could she not have known where she was going to not pack the right clothes? I’m pretty sure Jamie would have told her exactly what to pack! Oi Oi
Would love to see those two in a posh restaurant trying to order from a posh menu

 

[Wonderwhispers2k19]

No, you don't understand, I rushed here because how, I mean HOW, is that a small size 5 footz!! That's a hoof like the alpacas

I can’t unsee this now ‍

 

[IrishCatlady]

So they've gone to the Pan Pacific, post but not that posh for them. And her dress sense

 

[zeebee21]

No, you don't understand, I rushed here because how, I mean HOW, is that a small size 5 footz!! That's a hoof like the alpacas

Why does she pose like that as well, like some young naive teen?

 

[IrishCatlady]

I can’t unsee this now ‍

At least a size 8

 

[zeebee21]

Nah love you just look like henners, they do say that dogs and owners look alike

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

You have to admire how careful she is not to be seen at all in shot when she ‘tend cleans, not even her reflection…

Have to say though, I’m glad other people are annoyed at her habit of dumping the toaster tray out onto the counter! It never occurs to me to do anything other than empty it into the bin!

She’s a manky cow, seen her use that shark handheld to hoover up all the pissy pubes round her toilet. And then hoover crumbs off her worktop? She’s genuinely disgusting.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Biggest storm in 30 years, let's hope the Maldon 3 are OK left alone tonight