Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E

[Multi-21]

I’ve not got a lazy spa but how do you fill it up and empty it out when it’s in a secret garden separated from your house by a fence/hedge? Lots of trips with a bucket? Sorry if I’m being thick!

 

[Jyhy1110]

As talented as the artist is that's bloody creepy especially the pig!
She sounds so big headed, getting worse by the day - "I've opted for subtle pops of colour for Ron" ... "I've paid full price" ... I, Me, I !
Self appreciating shallow twat

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I thought that was henry for a second

 

[Rockstar]

He’s a bloody legend as well, it’s sacrilegious behaviour.

Isn’t it??!! I even felt bad about putting his name in the same sentence as hers!

 

[Elvira]

I think lots of us remember things in our bedrooms that scared us!
My mum stupidly decided I should have a bloody creepy wooden cuckoo clock (aged 5) that freaked me out and kept me awake with the noise! It didn't last long!

When I was older, my room was decked out in a very typical 80's Pierrot Clown theme before I was sent to prison boarding school, which was an encyclopidia of hell in itself! The first night I arrived the smell of burning filled the building as one psycho kid crept in over the Easter hols and burned down a dormitory!

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I hated that clown.

Wow

Just saw this article - this lady has gone from a bland 'Hinch' home to an extreme of colour (I like it though!)

Woman 'de-Hinches' her home by adding bright rainbow of colours

'I'd had enough of everywhere looking lifeless and colourless.'

metro.co.uk

Wow though she’s swapped grey for rainbows. Has she got a rainbow alpaca piñata?

 

[IfImHonesht]

No way, its all so contrived with them, they just throw that in to show ‘relatable’ Soph when she’s been bragging too much or to make her look like a good mammazzzz after she’s thrown Ronald to the alpacas. She probably hands Lonnie right back to Earthworm Jim after the video is done

Earthworm Jim

I don’t know why Fanny would have posted it if it was Al, though. It wouldn’t be a surprise that Ron looks like his Grandad.

Maybe its sams dad and she cheated on the weeping willow and made sopha

 

[cupcakeeater23]

I read one where they could see dust particles in the sun light and they tried to hoover them out the window

I read one and it said she aimed the hairdryer at them and blew it out of the window Wish I had so little things to worry about

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

She'd definitely already viewed the house at this point

Maybe that’s why she paid the extra! She had to wait to get her Teshhhco shit out first

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

The very same women who filmed herself buying the 'last copy' of her own 'book' in b&m

Anything for an undisclosed #AD

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Nah, she'll be milking Jamie for sure.

A thimble would be more appropriate!

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

I was sorting out photos in my phone, what to delete and what to keep and found this from May 3rd 2021...
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Planting the brand name months in advance..

 

[catlady29]

Oh my god WHAT is that mural in Ronnie's bedroom?!? Its so dull, here's hoping the colour still needs to be added, but its not looking likely

 

[Upyourshinch]

Oh my god I’ve just had a horrific thought.
Llamas and alpacas were quite a big trend a while ago, like prints on mugs and the like.
Can you imagine if she jumps on that bandwagon with the woolly wankers (still crying at that, poor things) and she does alpaca “merch” or god forbid a childrens book about the adventures of Roy, Raymond and Rodney or whatever they’re called
HINCH IF YOU READ THIS GIVE US CREDIT BABE

Oh gosh no please don't give her ideas

 

[HurricaneG]

This forum has gave me issues was giggling to myself lol

I am so happy finally an exciting treat for my mill and egg free allergy sprog!!

Sopha wouldn't know the struggle throwing blended mushroom eggs at her children everyday

 

[universalminds]

I watched Dream home make over last night on channel 5 and it was so refreshing. Ok not to everyone's tastes and it was expensive wall paper etc but the use of colour was amazing and it's about after value not throw away fashion home wear and not a grey in sight. A new Sophie to follow on insta sophie robinson.
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I watched this too - that £400 per roll wall paper annoyed me because you could see the joins! Haha but agree - I loved all the colour and patterns - I would never have thought to mix patterns but it really worked didn’t it!?

 

[Homebird44]

Is anyone actually jealous of her house?

You couldn't pay us to move from our current house, we have had people ask us and our neighbours over the years if we'd sell, and I certainly wouldn't want to live on a busy road. We could make a good profit on our current home due to the ridiculous housing market but we wouldn't be able to afford a bigger home in the same location. Privacy and location > house size. The bigger the house, the more time and money it costs. I couldn't be bothered.

I'm the same, I love where I live, the neighbours are lovely and I've got some lovely open areas for the dogs. It's a small house but it's homely. Her new house is lovely but greyskull, not for a million pounds.

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

Hinch Garden of Rememberance

Thread suggestions....

 

[klairklopp]

Because they gotta copy their queen and lick her bum bum innit

Lol. Oioi. Let’s hope she don’t jump off a bridge.

 

[grannyof2]

He’s a bloody legend as well, it’s sacrilegious behaviour.

I think we all know how she has, his are real and hers are tend, hope this helps, I’m fank you, ATV

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I agree the eggs are awful
Don’t want to be giving her content ideas but... have you seen those cute bento lunch boxes from Japan that they do! Omg they’re so cute and the opportunities are endless! She loves making foods into random objects so she would love it! Plenty to copy online
Obv not maybe for lon for defo for Ron!
she’s so boring

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Bought my teacher eldest daughter one like that in blue with a fork & spoon off AmazON a couple of weeks ago for work - she laaarves itttt!

 

[Wize Owl]

Yeah she goes home bargains or b&m, one or both of them. Every time she goes though she comes back with piles of shite she’s already got, so I just wonder where she puts it all, and where the ones she already has are? What does she use them for? There’s only so many uses for a wooden board and plastic tubs.
She buys like a hoarder but I reckon she’s either good at hiding all of the crap in cupboards, or she must go to the tip a LOT.

I think she or rather gets Inch to go to the tip a LOT!

Sorry, I thought you meant the ”Cheap Shop” in Tiptree (It’s actually called that) It sells all sorts of things, including dolls house furniture. What am I saying, I shouldn’t say that she’ll go there now

I’m calling bingo that we’ll soon see her buying dolls house stuff in there, they even have light sets, wallpaper, carpet etc for dolls houses Sopha ATV