Because they gotta copy their queen and lick her bum bum innitWhy would anyone scrub the outside of a glossy kettle with a Brillo pad? How filthy could it have been? I just wipe mine with an tend e-cloth daily.
Oi oi! Be kond!Because they gotta copy their queen and lick her bum bum innit
Na she's gonna bring out a new range her llamas sitting on a train so when the kettle boils they can all go choo choo .I wonder what colour they’d be if she did.
I’m guessing dulux hay bale, greige, white or grey. Since they’re the only colours she knows.
Me to , I love itttt!I can't wait to see more fuck ups lol
Oh my god I’ve just had a horrific thought.Na she's gonna bring out a new range her llamas sitting on a train so when the kettle boils they can all go choo choo .
What the fuk am I going in about it'll be greige .
Pure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcismAs talented as the artist is that's bloody creepy especially the pig!
She sounds so big headed, getting worse by the day - "I've opted for subtle pops of colour for Ron" ... "I've paid full price" ... I, Me, I !
Self appreciating shallow twat
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Turn it into bacon quickly (said the veggiePure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcism
Oh gosh no please don't give her ideasOh my god I’ve just had a horrific thought.
Llamas and alpacas were quite a big trend a while ago, like prints on mugs and the like.
Can you imagine if she jumps on that bandwagon with the woolly wankers (still crying at that, poor things) and she does alpaca “merch” or god forbid a childrens book about the adventures of Roy, Raymond and Rodney or whatever they’re called
HINCH IF YOU READ THIS GIVE US CREDIT BABE
Hinch, best selling childrens auuuufah, featuring friendly farmer Jimbob and the adventurous alpacas, with a special mention of weeping Al and his magic tool kitOh gosh no please don't give her ideas
Two Ducks, a full time job!! WT? are these people as mad as her. Nooo, ducks waddle around and sit on ponds. They don't need cuddles and full time care. I used to have 3 of them, and apart from cleaning them out, yeuk! and feeding them, they more or less took care of themselves. They are allJust spotted this on one of the local groups.....surprise surprise the sister has been tagged in the comments too.
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You missed out Freda in her maids outfit milking jimbob in the stablesHinch, best selling childrens auuuufah, featuring friendly farmer Jimbob and the adventurous alpacas, with a special mention of weeping Al and his magic tool kit
My auntie had 2 ducks. They were bloody hilarious, such charactersTwo Ducks, a full time job!! WT? are these people as mad as her. Nooo, ducks waddle around and sit on ponds. They don't need cuddles and full time care. I used to have 3 of them, and apart from cleaning them out, yeuk! and feeding them, they more or less took care of themselves. They are allfducking idiots.
It’s a childrens book you dirty mareYou missed out Freda in her maids outfit milking jimbob in the stables
Come on now it's Hinch we're talking about she does fek all that's age appropriateMy auntie had 2 ducks. They were bloody hilarious, such charactersextremely defiant unless you’re shaking a tub of mealy worms. I’d love to see Hinch rounding them up for bedtime into their hutch
But you’re right, my aunties ducks had an enclosure with a paddling pool and they just strutted about doing their thing. Light clean of the enclosure each day and then a weekly full clean out of their home and enclosure.
Checking for eggs daily, feeding them twice and the occasional treat but they do what they want
Tapped in the head these people.
It’s a childrens book you dirty mare
Luckily Father James has been attending church, oi oi!!Pure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcism
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