Mrs Hinch #509 Garage floors on Klarna while Roy the llama causes drama

[Baby its covid outside]

She allegedly said she was on Sertraline back in the summer I think it was. My experience of that anti depressant was feeling numb, not wanting to laugh manically.

I felt numb on Prozac too. She’s surely off her face as she laughs at anything.

 

[zeebee21]

Trying to hide your nails in every pic, there hinch? Trying to hide some pre-records, by any chance?

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Hold up, wasn’t that olive tree at the new house front door yesterday or something??

 

[Lilo and Stich]

That golden pothos has grown an awful lot in one year. I have lots of them in my house and yes they grow quickly but I’d love to know her secret because they haven’t grown that much in the space of a year. Something not quite right there.
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Is that her potatoes on them shelves? Potatoes need to be stored in the dark as they go green when they're left out in the light

 

[Eyesopened]

She'll be going in with a ruler to tighten the painted lines on the mural. Its going to bug her senseless if its not perfectly straight

 

[IrishCatlady]

I’m sure Hinch if social services tell you to stop , then Ronnie will be safe

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Pretty sure creepy wall mural will have colour adder to it later

Can't wait for "naughty" R. to smear the walls in toothpaste or marker.

 

[sk8ergirl]

Is she using a compost bin for her cloths…?

 

[Bozhog81]

It’s The Hinch effect.
I used to be a fan of jus roll Pastry because I’m a lazy mam at tea time.
I can’t stand the stuff now. Reminds me of polished claws and Mariah Carey screeching in the bavkftound

I spat my tea back in the mug reading that lol

 

[BoringUser]

Martin and Shirlie. They are likeable and they’re interesting and the house is gorgeous

Off to go follow. Cheers for this everyone.

 

[daffodilgirl]

She allegedly said she was on Sertraline back in the summer I think it was. My experience of that anti depressant was feeling numb, not wanting to laugh manically.

I was on these and they actually made me feel worse rather than better. I was in a constant daze and like a zombie.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Has anyone got the pic of the mock up for Ronni e's bedroom so we can compare?

 

[Fizzwhizz2020]

Seriously, why isn't she doing the cornflake cakes with Ronni e instead of fucking recording it as per usual. Get on the floor and be a fucking mum

Because it would mean showing her nails and would mess up her pre records. I’m fankyooo

 

[springheeledyeti]

Wonder what she’ll do today, put farmer Lonnie in the Alpaca food bins cos he laaavs it guyssssch

 

[ragdollmissy]

We know Henry enjoys rolling in fox pooh, I wonder if he'll enjoy the turds left by the alpacas in the garden too?

 

[Bozhog81]

The thought of Earthworm Jim shouting oi oi at thousands of creepy crawlies as they're dumped on his gormless head has amused me no end! I'm a Celeb need to sign him up.

It would be the best, Freda would obviously have to move into the loft to babysit Zoph. I don't think she could cope looking after her two boys and her fury brats without adult supervision

 

[passthewine46]

Real farmers' children can see real animals in their garden and not have them staring creepily at them in their room. Those walls would be sensory overload for anyone.

This is all I can see:

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This is exactly what I see too!

 

[Kiko]

Not a fan of the wall memorial. The animals are just a bit too much but each to their own I guess

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

She woke one day and realised there was a daft bowl of shitty looking moss on the table and binned it. Next in the bin should be Soph ie.

Just why would you have a bowl of moss on your bloody coffee tablewhen I’m gardening I scrape it up…and bin it! Where it belongs honestly if my husband came home and I had a bowl of moss in the house he’d probably walk straight back out the door

Ahhh bless 'em, Inch has been treating Soph to an early Valentine's treat by splashing the cash on the card again.


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Makes me wonder what bullshit she’s going to churn out for Valentine’s Day..the mind boggles. It will be grim whatever it is,or she’ll have ANOTHER day off to spend with nonob. Shudder

 

[Bozhog81]

Fiddle would be there to meet him as he crosses the bridge out of there, ready to cop a feel in front of the cameras

Come to mama

 

[DisgruntledPelicans]

Didn't she have 2 - one was outdoors and straight and orla indoors or am I going mad?

It was pointed out the other day that there was a picture of her pregnant and buying olive trees, she actually had two in her hands, so possibly