I have visions now of her screeching their names like that woman who lost her pet parrot chanelI would pay good money to see her chasing them up and down Maldon Hill on futz
Mrs Hinch #509 Garage floors on Klarna while Roy the llama causes drama
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Let that poor boy have some bloody colour woman! His room is his space would some primary colours really hurt you that much!! The world is not grey and beige!!!
you’re so right! Two sets of hovering grabby hands for everything indoors (Remember the advent calendar, the four hovering hands for opening a small present?!) but nah let’s chuck the boy in the alpaca pen with no supervision, wtf
And Hinch goes whoo hoo hoo
Pretty sure creepy wall mural will have colour adder to it later
Can't wait for "naughty" R. to smear the walls in toothpaste or marker.
Can't wait for "naughty" R. to smear the walls in toothpaste or marker.
The Big Boy room could have been an ideal opportunity to help Ronnie but yet again she does nothing to help stimulate him or provide any sort of colour or fun. Why does she only ever think of herself?
To be fair he probably stays at Fiddles most nightsI'm sorry but I would tit myself waking up to that staring at me in the night, so poor little Ron is gonna be petrified! She's really not thought this through
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What is she on calling brilliant pads secret sponges!!! How the hell hasn't a so called cleaning influencer ever heard of them! Surely her mother must have used them. I've used them for at least 35 years but only to clean oven interiors and racks etc or a really burnt pan, they aren't for wiping out your clean dishwasher or your unused hob and they will scratch brushed stainless steel. How can anyone take this clueless idiot seriously.
Suits her personality, sorry I meant aesthetic, dull and boring.
That poor kid though, that mural would freak me out at night if I were still a child, with shadows playing tricks on you at night. I hope it doesn't for Ronnie, but I can see it being painted over within a year.
That ain’t the swamp thing looks like someone she must employ to clean for her
I’ve a few things to say.
1) I’m going to ignore the Ronnie and alpacas here because there’s nothing more I can say that hasn’t been said. Rest assured I’m as angry as anyone.
2) Ron - loved by millions. What she means is SHE is loved by million. Ronnie is a product of her. Ronnie is “loved” and Ronnie is her (in her mind) therefore everyone LOVES her. She can’t simply state EVERYONE LOVES ME so she finds other ways to say it ie YOU ALL LOVE MY SON. THE SON I CREATED. YOU LOVE ME.
3) Her new nails - she’s deliberately gotten nails where the index and thumb are identical to the previous style. I question whether last nights Tesco facade was real time.On her grid post a commenter says she saw them in Tesco last night but it’s impossible to tell whether that person meant it in a way that implied it wasn’t what hinch had shown. I’d wonder who has done these new nails. A betrayal to trace surely?
I was going to say more but I can’t even be bothered anymore. I’m shattered from my tend job and parenting two young kids without several adults doing it all for me.
1) I’m going to ignore the Ronnie and alpacas here because there’s nothing more I can say that hasn’t been said. Rest assured I’m as angry as anyone.
2) Ron - loved by millions. What she means is SHE is loved by million. Ronnie is a product of her. Ronnie is “loved” and Ronnie is her (in her mind) therefore everyone LOVES her. She can’t simply state EVERYONE LOVES ME so she finds other ways to say it ie YOU ALL LOVE MY SON. THE SON I CREATED. YOU LOVE ME.
3) Her new nails - she’s deliberately gotten nails where the index and thumb are identical to the previous style. I question whether last nights Tesco facade was real time.On her grid post a commenter says she saw them in Tesco last night but it’s impossible to tell whether that person meant it in a way that implied it wasn’t what hinch had shown. I’d wonder who has done these new nails. A betrayal to trace surely?
I was going to say more but I can’t even be bothered anymore. I’m shattered from my tend job and parenting two young kids without several adults doing it all for me.
I have no words for this either.
Honestly I felt mad at Xmas time with her and the day Jaimie landed at the house in the camper. So I typed into Google "I hate mrs hinch" and tattle came upHope your ok, I will admit I never got the hype never wanted to follow her untill I came across tattle and this thread you guys keep me entertained so much so I had to join tattle
I wish I found it sooner, I'd honestly never heard of it before xDo you think she’s read it? 
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Call off the search. Jimbobnoknob's knob has been discovered!
Is she using a compost bin for her cloths…?
The wall mural is beautiful in my opinion, but it’s also incredibly tit that it’s been done in what looks like teabag water of different strengths. It reminds me of when you do a bit of Egyptology homework in primary and you stain all of your papers with teabags so they look aged.
Why can it not be colourful? Can you imagine how lovely that would look with proper colours?!
I think whoever has painted it is talented but it’s such a shame it’s a muted palette to match her tastes. She’s basically gone from grey on grey to having different shades of “hay” or also that “greige” she keeps waffling about.
Why can it not be colourful? Can you imagine how lovely that would look with proper colours?!
I think whoever has painted it is talented but it’s such a shame it’s a muted palette to match her tastes. She’s basically gone from grey on grey to having different shades of “hay” or also that “greige” she keeps waffling about.
It was brummymummyof2 who made me find my way hereHonestly I felt mad at Xmas time with her and the day Jaimie landed at the house in the camper. So I typed into Google "I hate mrs hinch" and tattle came up
Do you think she’s read it?
she's the kind of really thick person who, if you said 'all animals are equal but some are more equal than others' , would just look at you with a totally blank expression because they just wouldn't have a clue.- Status