Mrs Hinch #509 Garage floors on Klarna while Roy the llama causes drama

[Ditzymama28]

Sopha has butterflies guyyyssch

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"I have butterflies" is hinch code for '"I've fucked up on my stories so I need my fake anxiety to help me get loads of sympathy from my dim witted followers"
Wouldn't be surprised if Ronnie ends up being terrified of animals after her horrifying story earlier

 

[Mejustme]

Let that poor boy have some bloody colour woman! His room is his space would some primary colours really hurt you that much!! The world is not grey and beige!!!

Exactly, anyone else never seen a greige pig ...

 

[kayl1986]

Big bows, massive frilly dresses. ( nothing wrong with a little frilly dress)

but we all know Hinch will make the dresses Extra puffy and loads and loads of tulle.

oh the matches outfits she’ll do And the matching dresses.

Just catching up. Pray she has another boy, nothing wrong with boys but you could see her disappointed look in Lennie gender reveal,x

 

[sk8ergirl]

I’ve been tend working at my tend job back in my tend office and I’m fuxking exhausted. Seeing that her ‘work today has been filming the Peckham three run around dangerously close to her child is….

 

[Lilah]

That's not a million miles from me! That's Quinns estate agents in the bin for me

Omg Mrs Hinch of Ballynahinch. That's going to make me laugh every time I drive through it.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Think they’re writing about someone other than Soph here!

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Parenting???!!! We're only just in February and soph could already be crowned as tit mum of the year

 

[Wize Owl]

I have visions now of her screeching their names like that woman who lost her pet parrot chanel

OMG I can imagine sitting down with a cuppa to watch Anglia News and all of a sudden hear her screeching on there, followed by Inch shouting “Oi Oi boys! Come errrrrrre”and just see the Maldon 3 pronking around the High St, up and down the hill and along the prom. I’d larrrrrve it if this was accompanied by the theme music of ‘The Benny Hill Show’

 

[HinchesSousChef]

That golden pothos has grown an awful lot in one year. I have lots of them in my house and yes they grow quickly but I’d love to know her secret because they haven’t grown that much in the space of a year. Something not quite right there.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I have visions now of her screeching their names like that woman who lost her pet parrot chanel

I just imagine her getting all the weird old man names mixed up and screeching ‘Ere Ronnie! Errr Raymond, Royoioi, Rodney, errrr Lennie…Henry, JAYMAAAIII’

 

[Bozhog81]

OMG I can imagine sitting down with a cuppa to watch Anglia News and all of a sudden hear her screeching on there, followed by Inch shouting “Oi Oi boys! Come errrrrrre”and just see the Maldon 3 pronking around the High St, up and down the hill and along the prom. I’d love it if this was accompanied by the theme music of ‘The Benny Hill Show’

That would make my year. It would be like Fenton the dog, chasing those deers, with his owner screaming his name. She'd never live it down.

OMG I can imagine sitting down with a cuppa to watch Anglia News and all of a sudden hear her screeching on there, followed by Inch shouting “Oi Oi boys! Come errrrrrre”and just see the Maldon 3 pronking around the High St, up and down the hill and along the prom. I’d love it if this was accompanied by the theme music of ‘The Benny Hill Show’
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[Meee089]

Call off the search. Jimbobnoknob's knob has been discovered!

Far too big to be Father Jims

 

[sk8ergirl]

I just imagine her getting all the weird old man names mixed up and screeching ‘Ere Ronnie! Errr Raymond, Royoioi, Rodney, errrr Lennie…Henry, JAYMAAAIII’

Sometimes I wonder if she’s joking with the kids names tbh.
Lennie… Henry.

if she gets another pet & calls it Corbett I’ll die

 

[Bozhog81]

I just imagine her getting all the weird old man names mixed up and screeching ‘Ere Ronnie! Errr Raymond, Royoioi, Rodney, errrr Lennie…Henry, JAYMAAAIII’

C'mon Roy, take one for the team before you're re-homed, due to one of the kids developing a allergy to you all lol

 

[Pollyanna263]

Who the duck is this??

Hob clean Barbie?

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Sorry to quote myself but the more I look at this, the more I wonder if it’s her niece!

 

[horseybox1982]

Can't wait for Ron to turn round and say he doesnt like farms

I’m hoping he will draw all over it with a random sharpie he finds one day. I’ll laaaarrrvvvvveeeee iT

 

[Comewhinewithme]

This is what I thought today with them running free, if she's not got enough space she'll need to secure that garden more. Imagine if they all got out on to that tiny lane.

It just didn't make sense as they ran past kitchen up on the patio, like no harm but those 3 don't seem the brightest bunch I was waiting on one of them running into the side of the house!

 

[123andbreathe]

Sorry to quote myself but the more I look at this, the more I wonder if it’s her niece!

That’s what I thought

 

[Lilo and Stich]

That golden pothos has grown an awful lot in one year. I have lots of them in my house and yes they grow quickly but I’d love to know her secret because they haven’t grown that much in the space of a year. Something not quite right there.
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Is that her potatoes on them shelves? Potatoes need to be stored in the dark as they go green when they're left out in the light

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Just this ....

 

[Crunkycarrot]

Ooh there was a story of the boys and the niece baking for gepeto just now but it's gone?

Nope it's back....