Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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Eblarrr110192

Long time lurker and originally huge hinch fan. Bought every thing she sold snd advertised, realise she’s a massive cunt now and find myself waiting for her stories so I can come here, all her stuff is out of my house and I found the courage to get rid of the grey, so my house no longer looks like grey skull. Bless be, nusty trolls xox
 
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CB1977

What is this Lingo Shite she’s watching?? Surely not a quiz show as she’s as dim as hell??
Jimbob is bloody weird - he’s definitely a controller!

henry going to battersea - hilarious- maybe Paul o’Grady will rescue the poor thing!!!
 
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pinkle

Cleaningnothinching said:
Remember that really gross phase Sofa went through, posting loads about inch wearing ‘grey trackies’ and he was all over it on his stories too? They’re both as clatty and rank as each other
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It was because tattle called him no nob so she of course had to exaggerate that he does in facthave a nob…..
it was vile and still makes my toes curl
 
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Anotherheadturned

Is it just me or does sophi e say 'tend' when jimbobnoknob is scanning the room and says just a little mess in here? His second story last night.
 
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Bandersnatch

Oh the second she realised she was being filmed... The look on her face Quick! Kiss the baby to look like I'm a loving parent/hide my chin!
 
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Hilton88

Aww didums, she hasn't got her shit together..

She owns 2 million ££ worth of property, two cars worth about £150,000. Got her dream tend farm complete with dream alpacas. Doesn't work, husband doesn't work.

Now what about those people, like many of her sheep, who struggle to make ends meet, both work full time etc.

Shes defo got the hump about SS hitting 5 million! Looks like she hasn't congratulated her on her celebrating post

Edited: Ps Jimbob is a creepy ba@&ard!
 
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Alpacayourbags

I would like to know why she always restrains her children? Lennie is never free to move, always being held or in a pram or bouncer etc. Why is he never on the floor with some toys while she's slobbing moulding in to the sofa? Engaging with his brother? Of all the things she shares, her 'best bits' she chooses these moments?
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Because his gross motor skills might give away his age
Hope that helps
 
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Lgrace90

Inch saying ‘all the best’ is literally a contraceptive for me
 
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Curlywurly82

Lgrace90 said:
Inch saying ‘all the best’ is literally a contraceptive for me
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I thought I was needing HRT for Vaginal atrophy because of peri menopause......think it's actually just because of seeing his stories and hearing his creepy voice! Literally making my vagina close up
 
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essence_of_rock

James’ narration just sounds like car sales man.

He’ll never not be a sign sales man.

The ‘little bit’ of mess is how our house looks most days. Nice try, Soph

Curlywurly82 said:
I thought I was needing HRT for Vaginal atrophy because of peri menopause......think it's actually just because of seeing his stories and hearing his creepy voice! Literally making my vagina close up
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It’s the heavy breathing and lurking around. Makes me ill
 
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springheeledyeti

ElmoCookie said:
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This may have already been share but hope her alpacas do some of this to her
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And this is why you see them at a proper farm, get spat on and it’s a funny story, not get 3 for your garden that you’ve gotta look after for the next 20 years this video alone would put me off having them as ‘pets.’ Dogs being chased seems to be a theme, poor Henners isn’t as agile at escaping as those either!!
 
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BigGobNoKnob

Oh bore off Hunch. I used to actually think she was a cleaning queen (a long time ago) but guess I’ve stayed for the car crash that is to come when the tend farm/Guantanamo Grey/Royoioi etc all disintegrates into the insta ether. New 10l bottle of coke just been opened. ATV
 
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