Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

[IrishCatlady]

Last one from MHMMDI, this is what the majority are saying with many likes

 

[BanTheBots]

I'm calling bingo on a couple months after the chickens arrive we have a tend sad Sunday morning montage of the chickens feathers lying in the coop with sopha saying foxes must have had them...... cut to Ma & weeping Al's later that day of them all tucking into a roast chicken dinner

 

[Pollyanna263]

'Somewhere over the rainbow skies are a completely different fucking colour because this is a pre-record from last year' View attachment 1044011

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Somewhere over the rainbow skies are a completely different colour because this is a pre-record from last year

 

[Wize Owl]

One of the shoppers huns commented to Sopha in the arse licking section on her latest post that she reminds her of Felicity Kendal living the ‘Good Life’.....

Apart from the fact that Felicity Kendal was not actually living the ‘Good Life’ herself, she was acting the character Barbara (Huns are fik as fuck) there is some likeness.

Barbara lives in a house and fills the garden with animals and often looks grubby. This is where any likeness ends.

Barbara is a sweet, kind woman, not a money grabbing twat.

Sopha, be more Barbara.
ATV

 

[Sausage90]

People dream they could have a nice warm house and a hot meal everyday.

People dream they could have a home they feel safe in.

People dream they could make a sick/elderly relative better.

People dream they could earn an honest wage without working a 50hr week and paying most out on childcare/bills.

For most people, dreams aren't a reality Sopha

 

[Pumpkins1506]

2 final things before I fuck off for the afternoon.

Mr Pumpkins doesn't care a great deal but is in agreement that she is the sort of person to walk her dog off lead through a cow field.

I bet the outrage on here now sparks off a q&a or fake troll message/Gretel rant later.

 

[Jj2431]

IF those are Ronnie's drawings, why the fuck did she scrunch it and chuck it like that and film it. She thinks of Ronnie what she thinks of his drawings. Evil bitch. I see she's not gone out with the boys and Jim again. Does she do fuck all these days? Lazy sack of crap. She doesn't deserve anything she has, not the boys, not the houses and the money, not the sheep, not the alpacas, not Henry. Horrible woman. She's been in a mood since SS hit 5m followers. Don't be surprised Sopha, SS will always be more popular than you.

Also remember she said she wanted to get a life where she could leave Instagram one day? Well hasn't she got that life now? So why is she clinging on. Get off it.

 

[woopdeewoop]

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“You are exactly where you’re supposed to be” … the faux empathy will pay for the orangery

 

[14 bacon rolls]

The way she handled her son's drawings is such a tell tale sign of how she feels about Ron and being a mother. Vile woman.

 

[mingeandbracket]

Thought she was entertaining the in laws with crisps and red mush at Hinchliffe Asylum.... now she's at Notafarm taking pics of rainbows and filtering them to fuck.

Newsflash Zoph. You don't need to filter a fucking rainbow. It's called COLOUR. Try it sometime. Now fuck off and eat your tea. Proper tea not 'tend childrens party tea.

 

[Mejustme]

Seems safe View attachment 1041229

She's filming behind them, if they all went for Ron there's no way she could get past them to get to him ffs

 

[tattoe_bojangles]

"You're exactly where you're meant to be"

What a fantastic thing to tell people when inflation, bills and tax have increased substantially.

No need to worry about how you are going to pay everything guyssssssss. You're exactly where you are supposed to be peasants

I came back after a really long time off lurking to say that. Why would you say that when people are up to their eyeballs on debt, struggling with keeping up with their bills, have terminal illnesses and are just all round struggling. But don’t worry, Mrs Hinch says you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be…

 

[springheeledyeti]

She really needs to fuck off with this dreams coming true/Disney bullshit. No Soph, you set out to con often vulnerable not very bright people so you can live the life you think you deserve whilst exploiting mental health, your kids, animals and anything else you can so you can one up your tend bestbubs4ever and Tattle as well as earning obscene amounts of money for doing fuck all.

Lets not get it twisted

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

So if she is tend tidying and putting out chips n dips and I presume Janine is allowed to see his parents, who is at Crem Cottage? Is Weeping Al there in his Home Guard uniform marching up and down? Has fiddle fingers passed her security licence and is currently there with an earpiece reporting in to Guantanamo Grey? Sofa your timeline is a pice of shit
Oh and that’s not mess, it’s staged anyway and why the fuck ain’t you packed anything yet? Hoping the fairies will do it?

 

[ns22xo]

Why is she snatching those drawings and screwing them up so aggressively? It’s not Picasso but Ronnies drawn those and shes screwing them up and throwing them about. Have a heart you cow

 

[BigGobNoKnob]

Thread title -
A carrot a day keeps me knee deep in hay..

 

[springheeledyeti]

It’s Denise from the Royle Family when she does the ‘buffet’, ‘the old crisps and nuts eh…’ ‘well, just crisps…’

 

[Ditzymama28]

She’s started mentioning them more since we’ve questioned if they like her etc on here. Doesn’t read Tattle my arse.

Calling bullshit on Jamie's family visiting later Show us a nice pic later of you holding today's Sunday paper posing with your inlaws ....dare you

 

[OHDeeeeah]

She’s so entitled she believes nothing bad would EVER happen to her or her children and she’s a lucky bitch that nothing awful has happened with so many of her unsafe practices when it comes to those children

 

[OHDeeeeah]

Does anyone remember this show?
Each time she shares the red barns and American style farm stuff it reminds me of Paris and Nicole playing tend farmers