Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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I've fed alpacas before, a long time ago now before they were trendy. The first time was quite scary I had to put the carrots down and get away and I'm no wimp haha. They more they get used to humans the more confident and pushy they get. I think we'll see this happening with the Maldon 3, I wouldn’t let a child near them.
 
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If I did know someone who needed to rehome chickens I certainly wouldn't recommend you Hunch.
What am I saying, they're already there aren't they.
I thought this too, she thinks asking for her shoppers for their help makes them feel special and they love her despite her many many mistakes but yes of course she has already got those chickens
 
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So when was the last time we saw ‘cleaning sensation MrsHinch’ actually clean?!
 
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I thought this too, she thinks asking for her shoppers for their help makes them feel special and they love her despite her many many mistakes but yes of course she has already got those chickens
Looking forward to the chicken carcass clean up when the urban fox gets in...

ETA - I am a huge animal lover and having been in that situation myself (country not urban vixen) I would never willingly wish this on those poor creatures; the hens not the Hinc hes
 
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I thought her version was Ronni e was to have a tractor type bed? Or am I loosing the plot more then I thought
 
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3am Insomnia (feeling shit) called for a tiny edit!

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Thank you! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it looked like the rabbit was doing a

So when was the last time we saw ‘cleaning sensation MrsHinch’ actually clean?!
Fuck knows why she’s been labelled as that. Pining a bog does not make her a “Cleaning Sensation”

Wiping her windowsills, groundbreaking stuff. Even my nan’s been using a lot of the cleaning products she uses for years FFS. Cif when it was Jif

Cleaning the washing machine, emptying the toaster, wiping out the fridge, mopping the floor, so sensational

Sopha Hunch is not a “Cleaning Sensation” she just got lucky filming her mundane tasks and sticking it on the gram.
 
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There’s a perfect example of it being a cult on Facebook this morning. Someone posting If people know what type of Dado rail Soph has upstairs in “tend”! Farm because they don’t want to get the wrong one . It’s a Fucking dado rail. This shit has to stop, it’s not healthy for them.
 
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How many shareholders actually know what their investment is doing? How much are they told about what marketing activity is in-house or by influencers? Granted shareholders and investors want to make money but most have morals and integrity and may well be shocked to know their portfolio is making an influencer rich whilst some of her genuine followers are struggling with mental health and poverty.

That’s just one question I’d be asking at the AGM.
 
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Whilst we're not on the subject of tiny penises, didn't Zoph say a little while ago that JimBobNoJobMicroKnob was going to be doing a lot more on his stories and had a lot of stuff planned?? What's happened to that then? Or is him blowing smoke up her arse and being a peeping fucking perverted plum the extent of it?
 
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