Mrs Hinch #506 Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring sh…

[AlapaccaLies]

Every time I see ATV I think you're chatting about a quad bike. Jesus help is if she got one of those for the "Farm".

 

[Lou Lou Rose]

Is it just me who thinks it's weird she was sat next to her dad at the top table?

Fair enough youre close and he cries with pride every time she takes a tit but wouldnt you want to be sat with your maid of honour as the groom is sat with what looks like his best man?

I dont think ive ever seen that seating plan at a wedding before. Everything she does is weird

Not defending her but that is a traditional seating plan

 

[da_foooke?!]

What the duck kind of dildo has that hun been using?!

 

[Itsyspider]

What the duck kind of dildo has that hun been using?!

"Real life dildo"

 

[Purplebananas]

I thought she was holding a turd in those videos cos her content is boring as tit

 

[Danielle0120]

They thought.. They thought she was holding a.. Dildo??

They all need smacking in the gob

 

[GroundedAngel]

Well, that chimney breast is going to look tit whichever one she picks

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Thanks Sop h and your brick. ssshhhlipsssshh. for my new avatar

She looks like a member of the who family from the grinch. She never used to either pre filler, why has this happened?! I know Barely anything about aesthetics but I don’t understand what’s happened?

 

[stopwindingeachotherup]

Thought she was going to show us when she gets to tend farm! Also hey soph not a fan tbh hun think they vile ATV

Also makes me crack up when she adds this is not an AD

“This is not an ad yet” is what it should say. Hoping the huns scramble over and they have to give her a discount of sorts..

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

They look bloody miserable in that photo, don't think there's much love between those extended families!

They are having to listen to Janines speech. He's probably talking about dildos and talc

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

This one

 

[Fluffy20]

Can you imagine if a suffragette travelled through time to 2022 a came across a Hincher.
Suffragette: So tell me, what do women do in the 21st century?
Hincher: Well, we stay at home and clean the house and do the cooking and have children and make sure we look pretty for our husbands.
Suffragette: Oh. So nothing has really changed then?
Hincher: Oh yes it has. We now have hand held devices that fit in our pocket and allow us to access all of the collective knowledge in the entire universe.
Suffragette: Wow, that’s amazing. What do you use it for?
Hincher: Watching videos of this woman and her alpacas

 

[Ejka]

Oh duck duck duck off. I’ve been looking at brick slips for months and now it will look like I’m copying her. Or all the huns will have them and they’ll be common as out

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Can you imagine if a suffragette travelled through time to 2022 a came across a Hincher.
Suffragette: So tell me, what do women do in the 21st century?
Hincher: Well, we stay at home and clean the house and do the cooking and have children and make sure we look pretty for our husbands.
Suffragette: Oh. So nothing has really changed then?
Hincher: Oh yes it has. We now have hand held devices that fit in our pocket and allow us to access all of the collective knowledge in the entire universe.
Suffragette: Wow, that’s amazing. What do you use it for?
Hincher: Watching videos of this woman and her alpacas

i have 100% faith that hinch is a woman that uses statements like

im not like other women or most of my friends are men as women are bitchy. She definitely is no feminist

 

[Alpacayourbags]

Jamie has a drinking problem so assume she doesn’t like much drink to be around. On Fash FC he freely admits a drink and gambling problem so it’s not tattle rumours

Ohhhh ok so it's just tend friends keeping up appearances then if one don't drink they all don't drink? What a bleeping peculiar world

 

[BeggyBraggyMitchell]

Every time I see ATV I think you're chatting about a quad bike. Jesus help is if she got one of those for the "Farm".

Please don’t give her ideas

 

[Bridges21]

I know her fake teeth don’t fit her mouth properly but those mastications are vile. The noises she makes before she goes to speak are revolting

 

[essence_of_rock]

The brick slips are going to be the new crushed velvet
Please ffs NO!
We have an original brick chimney breast. Nothing fancy, I think the previous owner couldn’t be arsed plastering. But still, I’m not a hincher

 

[Ditzymama28]

Imagine if she had a real job where she had to leave the houseView attachment 1035973

And whose fault is it that her dogs an anxiety ridden wreck when she's not around to stroke his paws, comb his fur and shower him with more affection than she shows her own children??!!!

 

[Alpacayourbags]

Can you imagine if a suffragette travelled through time to 2022 a came across a Hincher.
Suffragette: So tell me, what do women do in the 21st century?
Hincher: Well, we stay at home and clean the house and do the cooking and have children and make sure we look pretty for our husbands.
Suffragette: Oh. So nothing has really changed then?
Hincher: Oh yes it has. We now have hand held devices that fit in our pocket and allow us to access all of the collective knowledge in the entire universe.
Suffragette: Wow, that’s amazing. What do you use it for?
Hincher: Watching videos of this woman and her alpacas

They do not bleeping "do the cooking" don't ever call it that again