Ffs sopha where are the alpacas
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I don’t think it will be renamed, same as SS.
Can you imagine the amount of random post they get from having 4 million followers. I think that giving something a false name means all the random gifts, post, begging letters, will go to ‘Hinch farm’ and suspect that’ll then go to forwarded address and someone else will sort through. And any official house post will go to whatever name or number their house is.
i dont know SS address but if I put ’To SS, pickle cottage essex on an envelope i think It would automatically go to a management company, I imagine SS would only see a few selected items
if that makes sense
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How many alpacas can fit in a sepic tank jaymeeeee
I’ve said it before, I’ve had horses most my life, and I’ve worked with them at proper, super professional yards. And boy is she in for a shock, don’t really see the point in keeping alpacas for pets but each to their own. However, rain or shine/poorly or on top of the world/Xmas day, you need to get up, muck out and look after them. I’ve been wearing a head light since before she was filmed off her tits in Ibiza. She’ll have employed help before the end of the first week. And her “little set from eBay” is a poo picker Soph, I’ve been picking up tit in fields whilst you were only a glint (tear) in big als eye. You melt. Also, get some proper footwear, those beige rubber boots won’t last you 5 minutes and your feet will be bleeping freezing. God if she wasn’t so bleeping stupid and self involved you’d be embarrassed for her naive attitude.
Thinking outside the boxControversial opinion. I don’t think the alpacas are coming. I think chickens are incoming. That’s what the wood chip is for and the tiny little scratchy rake she has
Please please let me get a bingo on this one!
But they wouldn’t be “boys”. You need girl chickens for eggs
Maybe a influx of concerned welfare calls to alpaca rescue may help these 3 fluffy guys from a life of hell on hellfarm 
shes one selfish witch, if exploiting her kids enough she now uses innocent animals 
Blessed be the footz
shes one selfish witch, if exploiting her kids enough she now uses innocent animals Blessed be the footz
You can get a mincer attachment for a kitchen aid, right?Not easy to flush an alpaca, maybe dog food
Next on Hinch todo list - a small petting farm ‘Hinch and inch tend petting farm’
Can just see it can’t you, little crappy tend farm shop selling alpaca key rings, alpaca rulers, alpaca fan tops
Can just see it can’t you, little crappy tend farm shop selling alpaca key rings, alpaca rulers, alpaca fan tops
Alpacas little book of listsNext on Hinch todo list - a small petting farm ‘Hinch and inch tend petting farm’
Can just see it can’t you, little crappy tend farm shop selling alpaca key rings, alpaca rulers, alpaca fan tops
You OK??Hopefully the reins are for reining in her f***King ego( wishful thinking) oh guyzzz I got these stuck round my neck what should I do
Pull em tight ! Ya twit
Sophs a twit, pass it on
I’m watching YouTube guess I’m fukking Adele now 
Does anyone think Stacey's stories have prevented the big reveal? She's 35 mins late
Gosh you have a cinema room in your home too!! Don’t tell Sopha!!I’m watching YouTube guess I’m fukking Adele now
It would be funny if the alpacas went for her 
but would hate to think of Rennie and Lenny Henry being around aggressive pets. For their sake I hope she has help with them and someone who has the patience to look after them properly.
but would hate to think of Rennie and Lenny Henry being around aggressive pets. For their sake I hope she has help with them and someone who has the patience to look after them properly.
She's still nailed it on.Bad Karma. Whoever believed Someone found a property named after their youngestI don’t think it will be renamed, same as SS.
Can you imagine the amount of random post they get from having 4 million followers. I think that giving something a false name means all the random gifts, post, begging letters, will go to ‘Hinch farm’ and suspect that’ll then go to forwarded address and someone else will sort through. And any official house post will go to whatever name or number their house is.
i dont know SS address but if I put ’To SS, pickle cottage essex on an envelope i think It would automatically go to a management company, I imagine SS would only see a few selected items
if that makes sense
You should never even give a horse or a boat a nic-name.
Gotta feed the alpacas first
Isn’t every bleeping day Friday/weekend to those lazy layabouts! 
How unfit does she sound breathing out her arse in those stories after cleaning up a little bit. How knacked will she be once she gets the animals?
breathing out her arse in those stories after cleaning up a little bit. How knacked will she be once she gets the animals?A miniature pony crossed my mind tooHad a thought, maybe she’s got a pony coming for the boys….
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