I live for your photosMeanwhile at Faux Farm in the piano room, Veruca has a cuppa :
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And the ones that do trot out all the same, tired tit. She's lovely, you're just jealous. I think they think with Hunchback, you either love her or you're jealous of her. They have limited powers of analysis and very limited emotions. Stunted twats!Like how all the top comments are calling her out. And all have more green than red arrows. Not too many hunchers coming to defend and praise their leader. Love to see it.
All its going to take is just one neighbour properly talking to the press. My bets are on neighbour 3!They really haven’t thought their comments through have they? did they really think the papers would just say congrats love and not start digging through her old and new homes and add fuel to the neighbour fire..?
A great way to rub the neighbours up the wrong way ready for when her own family moves into her old house
Yeah, I really hope that Darby and the other one are the tipping point, and the whole advertising through influencers, collabs etc falls down a big hole and they find better ways to advertise.Brand partnerships probably. Easy money for her. We’ll see how it goes though with the tide hopefully turning on influencers this year.
May the lord openUnder his eye
To him it is a library, prior to this they only owned her books and not all of them require any readingInch says we have a library of animal books so I’m guessing they are going to buy a few book cases to house all these and also all her best selling trash books. There will hardly be enough to fill a shelf never mind a library. He’s one of the most exaggerating full of tit people on Instagram. Go away you pompous bullshitter
Shouldn’t someone tell her you can’t put real logs on this!?Like how all the top comments are calling her out. And all have more green than red arrows. Not too many hunchers coming to defend and praise their leader. Love to see it.
The duck?!
Ignore me I’ve just really watched her stories!I’m about 3 threads behind as I’ve been fully invested in the Khm thread. What is the deal with the piano room? Has she said she has one?
We’re off to Chavsworth House today (the real one)I'm all a quandary, just cannot decide which is the best
Faux Farm or Chavsworth House
Omg, who came up with those?? Fab both of them
Oh duck off I nearly piss myself every time you do one of theseMeanwhile at Faux Farm in the piano room, Veruca has a cuppa :
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Jim exoticMrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm
Winning thread title by @mingeandbracket
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies
Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is completely tone deaf and really doesn’t consider anything outside of her own bubble.
Many people in the real world are juggling work and caring responsibilities, struggling to heat their homes while worrying about increasing energy costs, and basically just trying to get through January.
Sophie, however, complains about a pristine cream carpet, says how much work is ‘needed’ on a perfectly fine bathroom, gets excited over plans to add a balcony to the master suite (Handmade by Weeping Gepetto™️) and shows off the dog’s massive new bedroom.
You’re doing a really great job of staying relatable Soph… Clearly you’ve forgotten what you said only 3 years ago -
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Speculation is rife over what will be next in the Sophie show. Could it be a petting zoo with Jim Exotic? Or will it just it be series 5 of keeping up with the Solomons?
We hope any former Hinchers who are feeling alienated from her know that you are welcome here.
This is not a rave thread.
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers
Never not funny.
Meanwhile at Faux Farm in the piano room, Veruca has a cuppa :
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