Mrs Hinch #484 Need a LOIFEEE hunnay? Nah I love mine!

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It`s been mentioned in the past that when SS has her wedding Sofa will reply with a renewal of the wedding vows with jimbob.
So does anyone think when it happens she will appear at the top of the staircase, surveying all the peasantry beneath and haughtily descend the stairs in a dress which will be overflowing both handrails, whilst all weep and wail in her presence?

Also on a serious note and as suggested by other members be interesting to do another new members post, maybe on Monday after the present gluttony festival?
 
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You don't have to register a flock under 50 birds with DEFRA you can but you are not obliged
No but at the moment with the current bird flu cases around the country, poultry and fowl are required to be in housing not roaming free i.e in kitchens. Also they strongly suggest that all bird owners register to be kept updated with current guidance regarding bird flu.
 
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hey Soph!
Pmsl I'm not Sophie guys I've been lurking here for over a year 🤣 I have no intention of trolling you guys or anything like that! I'm genuinely interested in the house wars and just fancied getting involved, it's mad the war that's broke out and I'm here for it with my popcorn x ps if I was Sophie I'd definalty ve getting a pool installed 🤪 I am that level of petty 🙃
 
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I reckon she's going to buy some of the land around the tend farm house and extend the tend farmland, to have more animals and what not
 
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I suppose I've never really seen her as relatable, I veiw everything like it's the bleeping matrix and I find it absolutely fascinating how she has risen to the top of the cleaning influencer industry cleaning a new build?? I didn't follow her in the early days because I was a bit like huh?? Your house is clean what you cleaning it for? Then I thought aw well if in Rome and I found her quite funny, I don't think she's as funny now but I think she overthinks who she is now because of the trolling/tattle I think all the boasting is for you guys but I don't think she realises how much it will irk some of her followers like I said the other day I'm just here for the house wars because those 2 are having the biggest dick swinging contest I have ever seen, but Sophie doesn't seem pissed of at all, ss is seething though which tells me something huge is coming x
I think it is Sopha who is seething not SS!
 
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Everyone always wants animals or kids until they’re covered in tit, the carpets ruined and you can’t remember what a normal smell in your home is eau de tit
 
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I have watched Clarksons Farm it was awesome and I can't wait for season 2 which wasn't going ahead until the twitter outrage, I have friends that are farmers I know how hard it is it's a life not a job but a few animals on a smallholding/ farm isn't that much hard work and is a massive tax break
Arable land costs a fortune, watch clarksons farm and you’ll get a small insight into the costs and how little money farmers actually make. Speaking from experience land in general isn’t cheap, let alone arable land fit for farming
 
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