Mrs Hinch #484 Need a LOIFEEE hunnay? Nah I love mine!
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Welcome to all new tattlers who joined us on the dark side since the housenotfarm was revealed. We are a lovely bunch of nusty trolls here, and you’re very welcome.
Thursday evening saw the return of Gretel! Oh how we’ve missed her vicious and foul mouthed ways. Once again she was out to play because of a ‘troll message’ about Henry’s weight. The thing is Soph, you’ve just said he’s on a diet, so you can’t really cry troll when someone states that he’s overweight… We all know you sent the message yourself anyway bubs
Gretel was followed by a really strange story (even by Soph’s standards) where she claimed to just be playing with Snapchat filters. Many of us thought she sounded drunk. Many of us thought she was belittling her shade-throwing ‘tend friend. Now who’s the troll?
Friday morning began with a cuppa on set, sorry I mean in the dining room, for Jamie.
It looks like Soph spent more time styling poor Lonnie’s hair and editing the video than she spent feeding him breakfast. Must have those babies insta perfect, right?
Onto a quick reminder of how Mrs Hinch fleeced the many, by making ‘tend mess (but not tidying it away) and wiping things that are already clean. Or as Soph calls it, a ‘fresh’n’up Friday’.
Something’s clearly upset Sophlora, as she feels the need to claim that she loves her life and throw a load of ‘tend motivational quotes out there. Thanks Soph, but we’re fine over here throwing crunky snacks down our greedy thriats
Latest in the ‘tend friend trolling contest - Stacey’s sister (Label Lady) showcased a use for all the logs in the wood store, and Stacey herself explained how long ‘proper’ building work takes.
Whether there’s a genuine spat, or they’re being advised by their agencies to carry on like this to up engagement, it’s making Soph look silly so Stace, carry on, we are loving your work
‘Tend - Jamie-speak for pretend
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with thebots shoppers
Winning thread title by @Andioooop
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ke-stacey-who-needs-trolls.26036/post-7822704
Thread titles taken from page 30 onwards.
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Welcome to all new tattlers who joined us on the dark side since the housenotfarm was revealed. We are a lovely bunch of nusty trolls here, and you’re very welcome.
Thursday evening saw the return of Gretel! Oh how we’ve missed her vicious and foul mouthed ways. Once again she was out to play because of a ‘troll message’ about Henry’s weight. The thing is Soph, you’ve just said he’s on a diet, so you can’t really cry troll when someone states that he’s overweight… We all know you sent the message yourself anyway bubs
Gretel was followed by a really strange story (even by Soph’s standards) where she claimed to just be playing with Snapchat filters. Many of us thought she sounded drunk. Many of us thought she was belittling her shade-throwing ‘tend friend. Now who’s the troll?
Friday morning began with a cuppa on set, sorry I mean in the dining room, for Jamie.
It looks like Soph spent more time styling poor Lonnie’s hair and editing the video than she spent feeding him breakfast. Must have those babies insta perfect, right?
Onto a quick reminder of how Mrs Hinch fleeced the many, by making ‘tend mess (but not tidying it away) and wiping things that are already clean. Or as Soph calls it, a ‘fresh’n’up Friday’.
Something’s clearly upset Sophlora, as she feels the need to claim that she loves her life and throw a load of ‘tend motivational quotes out there. Thanks Soph, but we’re fine over here throwing crunky snacks down our greedy thriats
Latest in the ‘tend friend trolling contest - Stacey’s sister (Label Lady) showcased a use for all the logs in the wood store, and Stacey herself explained how long ‘proper’ building work takes.
Whether there’s a genuine spat, or they’re being advised by their agencies to carry on like this to up engagement, it’s making Soph look silly so Stace, carry on, we are loving your work
‘Tend - Jamie-speak for pretend
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the
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I assume she was going for the whole big old fashioned 'farmhouse' style key to fit in with her new vibe but nope it's just a bog standard house key attached to her car key like the rest of us
