And that’s from just now so that’s why she’s hiding likes.
Hahaha, hers were so shit compared to these!You have to admit though, she is so incredibly creative
Such beautiful unique ideas
I don't know how on earth she thinks of them?
Oh.. wait a minute.. huhohhhhhh
I knowActually, we're shut down from 5pm, sounds like that would suit sober Sophie just fine!
ImagineI wonder if it’s literally as simple as the new house is ready so everyone is staying at hinchs new place to wake up there christmas morning.
She’s ripped those box ideas off pinterest!
I doubt very much Ron will be let loose on one.
She’ll helicopter round him and won’t let him draw anything!
I’m fank you. I woo ooo ooo you I’m fan girling like a hincher right nowYou're one of me favs ma luvlie
In all seriousness though, it defo is one of the nicest threads. Bet hinch wishes it wasn't about her so she could join in on the love
Looking at all the cute little windmills and everyone wearing their cute little clogs.I knowI can just imagine her traipsing around empty streets pretending she's having the time of her life.
Wonderful recap. On the days where there is no time to read Instagram, all I need is to read this summary to be 100% more entertained than Sopha’s inane waffling.Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Another quick recap because we won’t shut up.
Soph did a Q&A for her sheep / Tattle where she basically answered all our comments that we make on here. You can read her bullshit in full below, but a quick summary is, she called Ronnie naughty yet again, they’re going away for Christmas and won’t be in Castle Greyskull on the day, but Ronnie will still be getting the huge Doll’s house ( I hope it will fit in Henry’s backpack).
She hides likes to help small businesses and not because her engagement is piss poor compared to Stacey’s.
She’s not perfect...(I know, I know it’s hard to believe)...she has Jamie at home all day...his job didn’t last long did it? she cries a lot and her mum does the adulting for her.
She thinks she works full time. (Stop laughing.)
She went to “work”in London today to have meetings with P&G and Gleam and wanked a sponge off and cleaned a sink.
Then she went out for a boozy Christmas lunch (St Sopha stayed sober) whilst pretending she wanted to be at home putting the boys to bed and claimed she’d had an incredible evening whilst going home at 6pm.
She cried so her mum ironed her a boo hoo dress and it didn’t melt so she wore it and everyone thought it was a top.
She rounded off the day by drawing very child like houses on a box to make her own gift wrap even though she has her own gift wrap range out in Tessshco and showing off Baby Len who was so plastic looking from the filter that he looked like he was the love child of Barbie and Ken.
Elf Update.
Today's Elf story showed that Elfie is a passive aggressive knob just like Soph after he wrapped Jamie’s flip flops up in cling film.
In Tattle news we wrote three albums worth of Christmas No.1’s about Hinch, we had potential major tea spilled about Sophie being turned down for a mortgage by someone who’s friend works for her broker and we got through yet another fred in day!
I like the idea of shit in a box for her family & friends. Real shit not tend.Omg shes gunna give her friends and family plane tickets and shit in them boxes isnt she
BrilliantImagine
‘We’re stopping at this HUGGGGGE house for Christmas so we are all together as a family, I LOVE ITTT GUYS!! Id love a house and garden like this for myself, so Jamie short for James can cut the grass and Henry can run around so we don’t need to leave the property to walk him! I’d buy Lonnie and Ronnie a tractor as well cause why the bloody hell not!!!! Oh wait, THIS IS MY NEW HOUSE. GOTCHAAAAI just want to say thank you to all the hinchers buying my daylight robbery mini Christmas trees and Tesco YAARRRN comfys that completely fall to fucking bits after one wash, wouldn’t be here without yous! IM FANKOOOO ‘
* video of house fades out to a Beyoncé number*
Thank you. Just had my PCR results and am positive. Haven’t had littlest’s back yet.@Danielle0120 Hope you’re okay, you’re an angel in disguise
@Pollyanna263 thinking of you, hope covid isn’t being too cruel
Love you woo ooo ooo
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