Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away

[Keepingupappearances]

You lot have completely missed it. See how she put naughty in brackets with a WINK? It's aimed at us as we always discuss how she calls him naughty. Wakey wakey tattlers

So she's used her son to have a dig at tattlers.. WOW... calling your son naughty just to take shots at people who couldn't give two fucks. New low.

 

[Pollyanna263]

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Mortgage denied, what a calamity, soph spent her savings on sylvanian families

@Hellobaby123 you’ve inspired me!



Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And on buying extra hair.

James promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
James in the garage on projects we never see,
Could go for a walk with the fat dog Henry,
But instead he’s back on BetFair.

James promised to get her a house in the country,
A load of land around, a workshop for Daddy,
A different wing, for Freda the Nanny,
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And that’s why she cried at the fair.

 

[WestHighlandWy]

And in today’s edition of the Hinch sings Christmas advent edition we have ……..

Hinch Mansion is a no go
Jamie’s gambled the deposit away,
The bank’s computer said no
Tattlers now laughing all day
“Jamie I’ll have to pawn me wedding ring,
We’re bleeping skint you lazy shite”.
What fun it would to be able to see
The tit going down in Chez Hinch tonight, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Faking it all the way.
Oh what fun it is to find
You mortgage declined with “no way”, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Fuming all the way.
Oh what fun it is to find,
Your husband’s blown 10 grand on Bet Play.
Now Soph’s face is deathly white,
She had dreams of cleaning alpaca dung.
Bestie Stace is in her mansion tonight,
Whilst Soph’s dream has gone all wrong.
In Maldon she will have to stay,
Might have to start dealing weed ,
There’s a morbidly obese dog to feed,
“Jamie, upload your CV to Indeed”.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
Soph’s dream house gone astray.
Oh! what fun it is to find,
The mortgage application was denied, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
All the best by the way.
Oh! In Castle Greyskull you’ll have to reside,
And another source of Insta content you’ll have to find,

When I got to there’s a morbidly obs

Absolutely superb!!! Never kind a tattle Xmas single.. it'll be a tattle Xmas album by the weekend

I’m thank you, you fill my heart bubs

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

@Hellobaby123 you’ve inspired me!



Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And on buying extra hair.

James promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
James in the garage on projects we never see,
Could go for a walk with the fat dog Henry,
But instead he’s back on BetFair.

James promised to get her a house in the country,
A load of land around, a workshop for Daddy,
A different wing, for Freda the Nanny,
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And that’s why she cried at the fair.

Tattle will be bringing out the Hinch Album soon - these songs keep on coming! You lot are super talented & funny - unlike Soph

 

[Curlywurly82]

@Hellobaby123 you’ve inspired me!



Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And on buying extra hair.

James promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas,
He promised to buy her a bunch of alpacas
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
James in the garage on projects we never see,
Could go for a walk with the fat dog Henry,
But instead he’s back on BetFair.

James promised to get her a house in the country,
A load of land around, a workshop for Daddy,
A different wing, for Freda the Nanny,
Now Sophie says it isn’t fair.

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Mortgage denied! What a calamity
Soph spent it all on Sylvanian Families,
And that’s why she cried at the fair.

Hahaha you are a bleeping genius

 

[Poop wonderland]

Mario’s definitely been told he’s being gifted some bespoke trackie pants in champagne fabric guyshh.

Wee Mario does my head in, I want to stick a fishing rod in his hands and stick him on one of my planters in the garden the little arsed gnome as he is, hope the rest of his three hairs fall out so he can't use the Dyson hairdryer the Grinch gifted him then he can wear a nice wig to emulate his evil leader even more

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Oh gosh she is the biggest of the trolls. Nice highlight update today with all the q&a's from this year. I mean, she hasn't read here since Herod was on the throne but it's all a bit too coincidental to our topics of conversation over here.

 

[Izzie24]

Sopha did randomly start saying on her stories that Jaydog was out “working” on other projects didn’t she. Wondering now if that’s why he’s been missing from her stories. Maybe he really has gone back to work.
How much do priests get paid these days?

Check his story out- he clearly works at Tesco

 

[RedHairedCrank]

Late to comment on this but I had to, my little boy is a little older then Ronnie, he still only says 4 words which are all colours he’s suspected ASD but there’s no mention of “non verbal” as he is still going through therapy so I’m confused why she’s started mentioning non verbal all of a sudden my little one has been under speech and language since birth due to many other issues and he hasn’t been labelled non verbal despite no progress for many many months so I don’t imagine a speech and language therapist would have even brought up the possibility of him always being non verbal after just a few sessions

 

[Bunnykins]

When does she even wear a dress???

I hope she shows us it, I reckon it’ll be grey, made of fleece and the shape of an old duvet cover with some arm holes in it.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Is that all where getting 5 crappy messages answered

 

[ribena_32]

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Bravo I am living for these Xmas parodys. I wish I could write my own bug I'm shite and rhyming anything. Honestly I jussst laavvv itTTT

I'm thank you. How did this happen to little old me, I never fort you guysch would like it so much. Love you to the moon and back bubs

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Just a thought. Someone said the shot out of a window of London the other day was Gleam offices. So when she says she’s in London for brand partner meetings she might be lying and this was Friday. I still don’t think she went to Glasgow this weekend gone.

 

[Andioooop]

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

Just a thought. Someone said the shot out of a window of London the other day was Gleam offices. So when she says she’s in London for brand partner meetings she might be lying and this was Friday. I still don’t think she went to Glasgow this weekend gone.

Was thinking this myself about her already being in london last week! Can never be too sure!

 

[Mejustme]

I hope she shows us it, I reckon it’ll be grey, made of fleece and the shape of an old duvet cover with some arm holes in it.

And off the shoulder obvs

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Does she actually think she’s a cleaning expert? She wipes already clean surfaces…

 

[fabulosad]

Ugh the pornographic soapy water nonsense again. As a kitchen porter I can't wait to bloody get away from my washing up!!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Sorry if its been mentioned, I have been busy watching Mario's highlights So only catching up on grinch now.

In the Q&A she said she won't be waking up at home this Christmas, yet on the question about Ron's dolls house, she said she can't wait until he sees it on Christmas Day? But how will he see it if you aren't going to be there, is she going to traipse this big dolls house to wherever it is they are going?

 

[springheeledyeti]

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For. Fucks. SAKE!!!