I imagine Santa looks like this when he scrambles out of the off centre fireplace at Castle Greyskull...
Mrs Hinch #463 You’re so vain, I bet you think this thread is about you..
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I imagine Santa looks like this when he scrambles out of the off centre fireplace at Castle Greyskull...
Tend fireplace with real fireplace tools
Ah, the great Christmas succulent.
A staple of everyone’s festive period.
Say what you like about Hinch, but when it comes to missing the mark she’s consistent.
Christmas-bleeping-succulent-my-arse
A staple of everyone’s festive period.
Say what you like about Hinch, but when it comes to missing the mark she’s consistent.
Christmas-bleeping-succulent-my-arse
Sorry greige is that a thing !!!
Her adding "yes they are real!" about the crappy succulents has reminded me of her moss.
What happened to the moss? Did it go to moss people? I thought she laaaaved it
What happened to the moss? Did it go to moss people? I thought she laaaaved it
The most christmassy thing about them is the snowflakes on the pot ...but you can barely see them
good old greige coloured again too - the colour for all seasons eh soph 🥱
Wtf is a Christmas Succulent. Jesus christ I hate that word.
It’s what one of the wise men gave baby Jesus…. Along with a bottle of zoflora and a minky
Who the duck is that kid? Looks nothing like Lonnie. So weird!
Only a hincher would spend a fortune on their rented property to make it look as chavvy as duck. Then complain when the landlord puts the house up for sale 
she said shes gonna strip the carpet and the bathroom out before she goes. I hope she paid a huge deposit because she can kiss that goodbye too brainless sheep
Awww James long for Jamie is getting in the festive spirit too with jus bestest reddest vest. Top bloke. Defo up there with Wayne slob and steptoe.
she said shes gonna strip the carpet and the bathroom out before she goes. I hope she paid a huge deposit because she can kiss that goodbye too brainless sheepAwww James long for Jamie is getting in the festive spirit too with jus bestest reddest vest. Top bloke. Defo up there with Wayne slob and steptoe.
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Seriously. He’s had brown eyes since the day she started posting. Today they’re bright blue?! One is filtered, so bleeping weird you’d filter your kids?!
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I was in Tesco Extra yesterday and had a look for her tit. Literally had the tiniest sliver on the back wall and it was all hanging off the hangers
looked like it had all be thrown at the back to be forgotten about. Only saw her bedding in the homeware bit 
I guess it’s the adult equivalent of owning something with Peppa Pig or Paw Patrol all over it hence the 0 advertisement.
Happy fatten up the already obese spaniel season everyone! Come back tomorrow for more annoying elf on the shelf ideas pinched from Pinterest. Oh, and buy more of my crap
Sad bleeping bastards....they need to head over here and get a lifeImagine watching some strangers dog eat a treat and admitting it's your favourite part of December.
I'm grateful to her sheep for making me realise that actually, my life is okay
Been MIA didn't have time to read through and finish the last thread so thank you @Bunnykins for the excellent recap!
This …Personally I’m hoping for a strong start with the Elf being baked into a Jus’Rol croissant this morning.
Can someone please explain the bucket thing to me?
This …Personally I’m hoping for a strong start with the Elf being baked into a Jus’Rol croissant this morning.
Can someone please explain the bucket thing to me?
I did wonder why he looked more like her, this is why, his filtered blue eyes
Her content is poo
Oh,she'll get herself hassle free to Burnham next time
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