Dear Sofa,
getting paid to clean is;
1.) scrubbing other people’s pish/shit/pubes from the family bog
2.) scrubbing the dried in spag bol from the cooker (it’s a well rounded tasty family meal, google it
3.) hoovering stairs, not to leave “hoover lines” but to remove fur/dried in dirt/grass from muddy shoes/boots from families who’ve been outside hanging real, not TEND, family time
4.) helping to wash the mountain of dirty laundry that’s in the hampers from said activities above
All for the grand total of £13 PH!!
What you do are daily housework chores, you absolute fame hungry money grabbing DOG PIE!!
All the fucking best!
getting paid to clean is;
1.) scrubbing other people’s pish/shit/pubes from the family bog
2.) scrubbing the dried in spag bol from the cooker (it’s a well rounded tasty family meal, google it
3.) hoovering stairs, not to leave “hoover lines” but to remove fur/dried in dirt/grass from muddy shoes/boots from families who’ve been outside hanging real, not TEND, family time
4.) helping to wash the mountain of dirty laundry that’s in the hampers from said activities above
All for the grand total of £13 PH!!
What you do are daily housework chores, you absolute fame hungry money grabbing DOG PIE!!
All the fucking best!