Mrs Hinch #438 It takes 437 Tattle threads to raise a child

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This would be a great read, the book would be so thick though, it would take 10 years to read.

 
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Soph’s day - Pimp out kids - tick
Swipe up. - tick
Undeclared ad - tick
Filter baby. - tick

Poor Ronnie doesn’t stand a chance of speaking properly with these two muppets. Mamfa?? Do you spell her name Samanfa? Put your tongue between your teeth Soph and make a th sound
 
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More tend mess bollocks 🥱🥱🥱
Magic finger click and its all tidy and clinical again🥱🥱🥱 cos "cleaning guru" hinch can't actually show herself tidying up now-that's just not her thing anymore
Signs off for the night sneakily getting her bloody notebook in full view- no mention of the 'a' word either before she gets to drink from her boring grey mug ,sitting on her boring grey sofa.....
 
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She was?!
She said: "I've had a few jobs since I left school. I've worked as a waitress, an after school club as a nursery assistant, call centre office, job board sales, and a hairdresser."

sorry pulled that from an article on hello

So directly working with kids
 
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That makes her parenting so much worse
 
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She’s started following a sign along charity
She’s going to be following many more charities now - I can see it! It will make HER look good. She’s back on top of the world now and using her Son to do it. What an amazing mother she is. Any other loving mother would swiftly remove their kid from social media and concentrate on helping them privately. She uses her kids as commodities.
 
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Don't suppose it matters but according to Google..
Haven’t caught up yet so sorry if this has been said.

A few weeks ago there were comments on an OK (I think) article on FB and it was pretty easy to find his first wife!

The Ibiza video is my fave. Oh and her old tweets.
 
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So gets the sympathy vote and STILL manages to get her "book" - ad - in at the end. What's that got to do with it truly unbelievable
 
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Soph was definitely not working in a cocktail bar and her interaction with kids was as a spare part in the playground of a private nursery in Danbury.She was earning pocket money.Ma used to pick her up from school,drive her there and wait till the Princess had done her "shift".
 
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I need her to do something ridiculous tomorrow and really make me laugh.

Please please pretty please Soph.

How about announcing Fright House Farm?
 
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Bloody heck. Is she trying to jump on the ASD train like all the other insta mummies?
 
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Im guessing shes had some kind of input re Rons delayed speech . .
Her video of him "cutting" veg earlier definitely looked like she was communicating with him using some kind of makaton/signing . .
 
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If they don’t have a crushed velvet sofa covered in dog willy juice they’re not a proper Hinch Hun!
 
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