Mrs Hinch #437 The Hinchs want a holiday so Fiddle’s got the dog. Soph just LOVES the motor home, though Inch has blocked the bog!
Winning thread title by @BeeHappy
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
Ps try to make them not too long so they don’t have to be butchered to fit. I hate ruining them by having to edit them! ATV.
She’s home! Sorry, she’s home Hinch home, after her 2 day break that she paid for entirely herself and it wasn’t an ad or nuffink ok?
The highlights since the last fred include Soph being exposed as having written on her own no.1 orfur cake after showing us her beg list and keen eyed Tattlers
bringing us the receipts that her “g” was identical as we all suspected. Get a life Soph! Or at least some different icing to the one you used to make your Easter cookies...
The blatant notebook ads continued to be the ‘feem of the holladay’ and Soph used it to tell us all about what her hopes, dreams and plans for the future were. These of course revolved round her buying herself stuff and spending copious amounts of cash. She wants to buy a motorhome which she simply must have after staying in one for two days. She hopes to go to the exotic far flung destinations of Cardiff and “Northern Island” in it and you can just see her parked up outside Teshco in Cardiff Bay wondering where Snowdonia is..
Utility room was on the list, as was Hinch farm. Well doesn’t everyone note down a country mansion on their shopping list?
She also wants to “sing in a studio” which has nothing to do with her best bubs forever being a singer ok Hun?
Speaking of Stinky Stacey, Hinch left a suitably stalker like / cringe / me me meeee comment on her gridpost of her hideous panto witch front door display (see below).
She posted quotes by other people on weird images like a sepia toned caravan and a photo of her staring wistfully at a field with hay bales in.
Then because everyone / no one was asking about her holiday she did a Q&A where she told everyone how much SHE loved Peppa Pig World and SHE was starstruck by meeting Peppa and George, don’t anyone tell her it wasn’t really them, it’d break her little grey heart. I’m starting to wonder who the big Peppa fan really is Soph? You or Ron?
She then detailed the rows she’d had to Jamie short for James, and told a hilarious story about her storming off in the middle of Peppa Pig World and leaving him and the kids on a ride. Nice. Obviously that was mentioned in case it’d been spotted.
Despite their mother being a brattish witch, the kids did look like they had a great time, so that’s good. I bet their little eyes nearly melted from all the colour!
Once home it was back to business with an ad for Garnier where she showed us her ‘tend cleansing routine. We all know you use Elemis Soph.
The good news is that they’ve booked another break. In December. When Soph was already moaning that she was too cold! Can’t wait!
Ps you know what warms you up hunnaaaay? Moving about a bit... Just a hint.
Mrs Hinch’s Shopping List
Bread
Motorhome
Turmeric
Eggs
Country Manshun
Grated Cheese
Pine Furniture
Tickets To Lapland
My new book of lists x 2 million to make it number 1
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @BeeHappy
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
Ps try to make them not too long so they don’t have to be butchered to fit. I hate ruining them by having to edit them! ATV.
She’s home! Sorry, she’s home Hinch home, after her 2 day break that she paid for entirely herself and it wasn’t an ad or nuffink ok?
The highlights since the last fred include Soph being exposed as having written on her own no.1 orfur cake after showing us her beg list and keen eyed Tattlers
bringing us the receipts that her “g” was identical as we all suspected. Get a life Soph! Or at least some different icing to the one you used to make your Easter cookies...
The blatant notebook ads continued to be the ‘feem of the holladay’ and Soph used it to tell us all about what her hopes, dreams and plans for the future were. These of course revolved round her buying herself stuff and spending copious amounts of cash. She wants to buy a motorhome which she simply must have after staying in one for two days. She hopes to go to the exotic far flung destinations of Cardiff and “Northern Island” in it and you can just see her parked up outside Teshco in Cardiff Bay wondering where Snowdonia is..
Utility room was on the list, as was Hinch farm. Well doesn’t everyone note down a country mansion on their shopping list?
She also wants to “sing in a studio” which has nothing to do with her best bubs forever being a singer ok Hun?
Speaking of Stinky Stacey, Hinch left a suitably stalker like / cringe / me me meeee comment on her gridpost of her hideous panto witch front door display (see below).
She posted quotes by other people on weird images like a sepia toned caravan and a photo of her staring wistfully at a field with hay bales in.
Then because everyone / no one was asking about her holiday she did a Q&A where she told everyone how much SHE loved Peppa Pig World and SHE was starstruck by meeting Peppa and George, don’t anyone tell her it wasn’t really them, it’d break her little grey heart. I’m starting to wonder who the big Peppa fan really is Soph? You or Ron?
She then detailed the rows she’d had to Jamie short for James, and told a hilarious story about her storming off in the middle of Peppa Pig World and leaving him and the kids on a ride. Nice. Obviously that was mentioned in case it’d been spotted.
Despite their mother being a brattish witch, the kids did look like they had a great time, so that’s good. I bet their little eyes nearly melted from all the colour!
Once home it was back to business with an ad for Garnier where she showed us her ‘tend cleansing routine. We all know you use Elemis Soph.
The good news is that they’ve booked another break. In December. When Soph was already moaning that she was too cold! Can’t wait!
Ps you know what warms you up hunnaaaay? Moving about a bit... Just a hint.
Mrs Hinch’s Shopping List
Bread
Motorhome
Turmeric
Eggs
Country Manshun
Grated Cheese
Pine Furniture
Tickets To Lapland
My new book of lists x 2 million to make it number 1
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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