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Super recap @BunnykinsMrs Hinch #434 Once again Tattle is right, here comes another Book of Shite
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh)
The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
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'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twit' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Just what I needed for a chuckle after a knackering day at work!!!
I wonder if she's been sleeping off her hangover today.
Brilliantly written. You must be so thankful she’s back in action providing you with so much material for the recaps. Tattle are so right with their review of her and her pointless life.Mrs Hinch #434 Once again Tattle is right, here comes another Book of Shite
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
__________
'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twit' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
These kids don't stand a bleeping chance do they. Ronnie being told what his fave thing to do is - one week its picking up tend poo, the next its trips to the local dump.
Mummaz more interested in shite pumpkins and Lardsomes than them.
And #sorrynotsorry Sofa, you can't cook for shite so please, for the love of Jusrol,stop with the stories of your dusgustanngggg culinary creations.
Mummaz more interested in shite pumpkins and Lardsomes than them.
And #sorrynotsorry Sofa, you can't cook for shite so please, for the love of Jusrol,stop with the stories of your dusgustanngggg culinary creations.
Oh perleeeeeeeese spy for Tattle
So Ron gets out of the car at the dump. Knows what to do so it’s not a one off. He gets out every time. In plastic flimsy “shoes” during a global pandemic (I’m still keeping my 4 year old in a trolley at the supermarket so he’s not touching everything 
). Perhaps this is old footage (I expect so) and from the other week when they clearly dumped the wooden slide. Do they make Ronnie dump his own broken toys as some sort of cruel self flagellation? Geeeezzz. My kids have been to a birthday party today. That’s their idea of a fun Saturday. Poor Ron.
). Perhaps this is old footage (I expect so) and from the other week when they clearly dumped the wooden slide. Do they make Ronnie dump his own broken toys as some sort of cruel self flagellation? Geeeezzz. My kids have been to a birthday party today. That’s their idea of a fun Saturday. Poor Ron.
Currently available on AmaZON :
War and Peace £8.19
Pride and Prejudice £5.39
Great Expectations £10.99
tit blank notebook £12.99
This, along with all of the idiots panic buying at petrol stations today, I have officially lost faith in the human race.
War and Peace £8.19
Pride and Prejudice £5.39
Great Expectations £10.99
tit blank notebook £12.99
This, along with all of the idiots panic buying at petrol stations today, I have officially lost faith in the human race.
Ashley Cain is that you? Going on another challenge?
I'm still chuckling at him in full voyeur mode filming her 'tend sleeping (as instructed to do so by him, obviously) so that the sheep can see how thoroughly exhausted their Queen is after having provided them with yet another pointless piece of tat to fund them. They're so devious, it's a masterclass in manipulation.
HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL BE FALLING FOR THIS CHARADE?!
Oh, and stop letting your child get out of the car at the council tip you absolute pair of cretins.
HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL BE FALLING FOR THIS CHARADE?!
Oh, and stop letting your child get out of the car at the council tip you absolute pair of cretins.
They’re actually exempt from the rules of the tip because Ronnie’s their performer, not their child. Hope this helps! ATVAh, blesshisart does not look to me like he is Iiving his best life at all... poor lad looks bored, fed up and empty. Who the duck takes a 2 year old to the tip? Why soo many tip trips? And how is Ron even allowed out the car? Our tip has a "children must stay in the car " policy.
Dickheads
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I don’t know how she can say Ronnie loves so much stuff when he doesn’t talk or show any emotion towards anything. I was at the soft play today and almost every kid was running around with big smiles on their face. Ronnie has the same expression at the soft play as he does at the dump so how can they really say he loves it there. I’m sure he enjoys throwing boxes in the bin coz let’s face it what child (and even adult) doesn’t but i’m 100% certain he’s not begging his parents to go there on a weekly basis. The only time he’s smiling is when they are working really hard behind the camera to get him to smile for Instagram.
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I keep trying to find this post and can't!After 1 day no comments and less than 20 likes on Mrs Hinch made me do it
I bought her book of lists a while back as I love making lists but it's rubbish. I've not used it, it's styled like it's for children and I prefer a 99p to list pad from home bargains (yep the one she used to use haha)
However, I've discovered another brilliant insta proper cleaning and organising account who now has 3 books out and apps which are amazing!!!!! This person is real, honest and genuinely lovely. I guess I cant say her account name but it's an acronym of a boys name and shes VERY organised. Give me her any day than Mrs hinch! And there's not one bit grey in sight which is so refreshing!!
However, I've discovered another brilliant insta proper cleaning and organising account who now has 3 books out and apps which are amazing!!!!! This person is real, honest and genuinely lovely. I guess I cant say her account name but it's an acronym of a boys name and shes VERY organised. Give me her any day than Mrs hinch! And there's not one bit grey in sight which is so refreshing!!
Is it the organised mum method? She’s brilliant and so lovely. I got her journal yesterday. Apparently when hinch first came out loads of her hincers verbally attacked her coz I think she said something about not mixing chemicals or something like that. She appealed to hinch to basically control her army and hinch just ignored her.
On Facebook Mrs Hinch made me do it. You have to join to see the account
Totally agree! And I’ve never taken my kids either, I usually need the seat space
It’s all gone quiet over at Guantanamo Grey…
I have a new theory on the frequent tip trips. It’s because she’s soooooo famous that people will obviously go rooting through her rubbish won’t they?
I have a new theory on the frequent tip trips. It’s because she’s soooooo famous that people will obviously go rooting through her rubbish won’t they?
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