Mrs Hinch #434 Once again Tattle is right, here comes another Book of Shite
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
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The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
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'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twit' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
)The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
__________
'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twit' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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she hasn’t quite beat them walking out holding it all in an orderly fashion but not far off!
