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Bunnykins
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Mrs Hinch #434 Once again Tattle is right, here comes another Book of Shite
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
)
The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
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'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twat' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @BBC1HD
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
)The big news is that Soph has another new book coming out, well I say book, it's a collection of blank pages that she has the audacity to try and pass off as the work of some sort of literary genius.
The news dropped on Thursday night approximately five minutes after a Gretel sob story about what a terrible day she'd had - presumably because Henry had a poo on her tend grass and she got on a bus with Ron again, but her day was about to get a whole lot better as her moronic sheep flocked to amazon to stock up on copies of the Mrs Hinch Life In Lists book to top up her bank account. Jamie suddenly arose like a beast in his lair to repost the huns gushing stories about how they NEED a blank notebook in their lives and how they can't wait to colour in the pretty pictures of her minky and smeg kettle as well as his obligatory video of Soph tend sleeping that he always does when she's done well in conning her followers out of more money and they want her to appear innocent.
Freeda was also up and about on the Hinch facebook fan groups telling them they had all pleased the leader of their cult enormously by handing over £12.99 for her latest scam and getting it to No. 1 on the amazon book chart.
Is anyone going to break it to them that if they want to write a list for their 'week ahead' their 'me time' or their 'holiday' then they don't actually need Sophie to write the title for them? They can do that themselves? No?
For example if I wanted to write a list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Twats on Instagram I wouldn't wait for Sophie to publish a book for me..
1. Mrs Hinch
2. Mr Hinch
3. Mrs and Mr Hinch
See it’s really easy...
I'll now hand over to Soph in the official blurb because it's actually funnier than any parody you could write for it...
The latest notebook from Sunday Times No. 1 bestseller Mrs Hinch, featuring brand new lists to help make organising your life the simplest it's ever been!
__________
Hi guys and welcome to my brand new notebook of actual dreams: Life in Lists!
I am so overwhelmed by the amount of love I receive about The Little Book of Lists! I get messages every day about how useful you find it. I really wanted to help you get even more organised, so I've come up with some brand new lists alongside my fave Hinch Lists, Tadaas and Fresh'n Up Fridays. They'll not only help you to hinch your home, but also help you to factor in that all-important me time to take care of you.
Whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week, the original lists alongside my new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead.
Inside you'll also find some Me Time Lists, Gratitude Lists and Make Your Dreams Come True pages. I really hope they help you take some time out of your day to do a little bit of self-care, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, and focus on the big things like setting goals and planning for the future.
I really hope you guys enjoy Life in Lists as much as I've loved putting it together for you!
Lots of Love Always, Soph xx
__________
'The sensation' Sun
'We're mad about Mrs Hinch' Vogue
'My new cleaning goddess' Daily Telegraph
'She's a twat' Tattle
Other notable events included Soph rescuing a dragon fly “don’t you dayer Henry, don’t you dayer” and her blatant undeclared ads for a kids £25 “yumbox” which she stocked up with cheese, ham and sprouts for Ron’s tea. Yummy!
Dig the microchips out of the freezer Ronderella!
There was a typically morbid and depressing quote about your kids being left with just photos of you. I can just see Ron and Len trying to remember if she really had nostrils or not.
She also styled her new star lanterns from her tat range with what looked like some muesli. I’m just shocked she didn’t jam a copy of her new book into it.
Her besties from school, the “kids”, came round and in an amazing act of altruism she gifted them bags of free toilet duck, bleach and tat from her Teshco range. Maybe try giving it to a women’s shelter, a nursing home, a hospice or a charity?
You just know they have a secret WhatsApp group....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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Tui
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The bags upon bags of freebies turns my stomach. She could have donated the cleaning products to food banks, she could have done a giveaway of her range to her fans. I’ve been watching her stories since Ronnie was born (and tattling on her essentially the same amount of time) and I have NEVER seen her do a giveaway. She is one selfish grasping cunt
There’s something horrible and non Covid going round that knocks you off your feet. The other half has been sweating more than Jimbob furtively filming through a door crack.
Spacemonkey1972
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Anybody just done? Like fully done? What is the point? She’s the most disgusting, wasteful, vain, useless piece of nonsense on Instagram. Tend anxiety and depression to turn round and boom! New empty book. Which the stupid morons lap up while kissing her arse with £14. Today. Sends that poor kid up the fucking tip. Again. And makes sure it’s actually a bloody advert. “Hey Ron doesn’t matter if you get glass in your foot and it may get infected, or you fall down those rickety steps. Just make sure you’ve got Mumaazzzz name to camera” Probably throwing her tend up cycling away too.
And then that fucking prick, JimBobNoJobNoKnobBumBumInnitJugs, brings out the ticket master envelope. A pressie bought with his wife’s own cash probably lol. And then there’s this holiday she’s going on, spotted in her empty book for her empty head. I don’t hate anyone but my god those pair of pricks are coming close. Can you tell I'm
I’m a foul mood today
And then that fucking prick, JimBobNoJobNoKnobBumBumInnitJugs, brings out the ticket master envelope. A pressie bought with his wife’s own cash probably lol. And then there’s this holiday she’s going on, spotted in her empty book for her empty head. I don’t hate anyone but my god those pair of pricks are coming close. Can you tell I'm
I’m a foul mood today
Bunnykins
VIP Member
I’m actually Stacey, but don’t tell anyoneCan you imagine if hinch when comes on here to read, she creates an account and goes on SS thread and rips the shit out of her and vice versa?love to see it …. I’ll go now, I’m bored! Sorry
Danielle0120
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Fgs, can people just rap in talking about fuel? There isn't a fucking fuel crisis, there's a shortage of lorry drivers, not fuel, it's causing an unnecessary panic and scaremongering people, but you can't blame people panicking when the media is making a huge drama, people need to just calm down. The fuel is there. There's plenty of it. My husband is a tanker driver and the amount of conversations he's having on his night shifts with fuel tankers and people pulling them all up about it all is laughable. People just like causing unnecessary drama for no reason 
Now I agree hinch had made a mistake getting a motorhome when alot of pumps have a 30 pound limit but that's their issue to deal with, not ours. I think it's a lovely idea for Ronnie, it's exciting for kids, just like caravan holidays are exciting. I'm just happy he's out his boring house, bless him.
She's still a cunt though.
Now I agree hinch had made a mistake getting a motorhome when alot of pumps have a 30 pound limit but that's their issue to deal with, not ours. I think it's a lovely idea for Ronnie, it's exciting for kids, just like caravan holidays are exciting. I'm just happy he's out his boring house, bless him.
She's still a cunt though.
Eyesopened
VIP Member
Ronnies probably the only toddler in the uk that’s allowed to fill the car up with fuel too, whilst holding a sparkler .
squatternutbosh
VIP Member
Long time lurker- first time commenter here. I liked Mrs Hinch originally (like most of the ppl on here I assume) but now I can see how much of a spin doctor she is- and I was in total disbelief that she has released a 2nd notepad (how does that make u an author? She should open a stationary shop and call it WHhinchs if that’s the case with this half assery) and is going to make £££ off of if. Hinching is now a cult- no longer a fan club, and I’m sure the people who ordered her notepad are the same ppl in the queues at petrol stations filling up 10 Jerry cans for their lawnmowers and weekly trips to b&m
Bunnykins
VIP Member
I can just see them all bitching about her behind her back.Why does she always give her clingy kids left over shite? I mean I'm glad someone will use it but she could give it to people actually in need of stuff... Not your mates who can afford it all themselves. They're defo wanting her for the fame, bit like her with ss so I have no sympathy really.
I love the photo of them all round the table though, it's that edited you can't see her face.. Sneakyyyy. 100 faces of hinch xoxoxo
Oh and great recap buns xx
“I got half a bottle of harpic and a ribbed candle, but she gave Shania a cushion and a copy of her memwar!”
two girls ….. ‘zoflora - that’s what hinch used’ other girl ‘she’s a twat!’ 
HinchesSousChef
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So she’s been sitting on knowing “her” team won an award for 12 days. Wanted to show it now because it makes her look like poor old Soph too shy to go to an awards ceremony. Why would she even be invited to it? It’s literally nothing to do with her. Do we think fucking Chase from paw patrol went too?
ATV
Pollyanna263
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Any tip I’ve ever been to you’re not allowed to let your children out of the car….
And with NO SHOES fucking hell. Fuck knows what he could step on.
And with NO SHOES fucking hell. Fuck knows what he could step on.