Mrs Hinch #426 Boring Ignorant Narcissistic Greedy Obnoxious - BINGO Mrs Hinch!

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Tbf I'd live there without a second thought. Beautiful property with so much potential.


You actually can put offers in on marketplace, but if you buy it the price stated then you don't. So she's obviously being a tight bleep and knocking it down
That was my first thought. If this bench is genuinely solid oak (I suspect oak clad/veneer) then knocking down the original £40 price tag when you're a so called millionaire is an utter piss take!
There is physically no room left in that house or garden for more furniture. Hurry up and reveal the house move hunnay
 
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Mrs Hinch #426 Boring Ignorant Narcissistic Greedy Obnoxious - BINGO Mrs Hinch!

Winning thread title by @Islandhoppin 🥳
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh ATV 👍)


Friday afternoon and after her milk dispenser rant at her fans on their group little old Soph decided she better try to redeem herself with her hardcore flock and take it back to basics with some actual cleaning.
You could tell she was still livid because she was using her Gretel filter and it’s the equivalent of her turning green like the Incredible Hulk when she gets in a strop.
She uses the grumpy gran persona to give her mean girl attitude out and pretend it’s for comedy effect when in fact she’s just boiling her piss that someone dared to contradict her.

She packed the kids off to old Fiddle Fingers and decided to clean the en-suite which is attached on to Lonnie’s duplicate beige nursery of nightmares. When she said she’d missed cleaning she wasn’t wrong. She clearly hasn’t been doing anything since the baby was born and neither has JimBobNoJobSmallKnob.
The shower was grim and Soph’s amazing cleaning techniques haven’t improved. Multiple strong chemical products used and then covering up mould with sealant instead of tackling it with some bleach to kill it off. No wonder that giraffe in the nursery looks like a victim of a nuclear fall out.
The whole thing was an ad for Scrub Daddy sponges and clearly Soph doesn’t clean if she isn’t being paid to. Filthy mare.

Later that night she drove to collect her pregnant pal and fellow slipper clad grotbag Stacey Solomon for a night out at the Bingo. Well she deserves a break guyshhh, Fiddle Fingers only had the kids for half the day and she’d had to clean a shower screen so she needed some me time with her best bubs forever. (Love you to Romford and back babes). The struggling was put on hold again for her late night Bingo session which seemed to consist of the pair of them acting like two 15 year olds off their tits on white lightning and posting photos of themselves holding hands because they are besties 4 Eva. They’re 4lyfers. They’re ride or dies. You get me bubs?
They appeared to have been sniffing their dabbers with Soph gurning all over the shop and looking like Gemma Collins chewing a wasp and Stacey looking like a boggle eyed rat. (Soph is going to be fuming when she realises Stace didn’t use the death filter). They were screeching and flailing about and disrupting the whole evening for everyone like a pair of prize pricks. They also got caught coming back in via the smoking area by some eagle eyed Tattlers. They did pay tribute to us Tattlers by scoffing some cruncky snacks and pouring ten litres of coke down their throits though, which was sooo sweet of them, thankkshhh you guyssshhh.
They didn’t win. Good. But they won by spending time together 🤢
No doubt the night will have been yet another undisclosed ad for the Bingo company because who could seriously be arsed shifting themselves out of the house at nearly 10 o’clock at night when they’re heavily pregnant to go and play bingo unless they were being paid to do so.

Saturday and after another undeclared ad for her teshco tat Soph took delivery of a coffin to upcycle with Big Al. Has anyone actually seen Jamie since he mocked her for ransacking her cupboards?
Anyway she’s painted it yes you guessed it.. white. And she’s rubbed random bits off with some sandpaper. Again. Yes we get the theme of this now Soph.. maybe try something different next time?
I fully expect to see Big Al sobbing in to a tin of wood filler whilst hiding in the pergola by the end of the day. His head must be thumping with the combination of paint fumes and Soph’s squawking, poor old sod.
The finished article has been dumped behind the sofa and styled with her book, it must be to keep Ron in so he doesn’t make the place look untidy because that’s where he usually plays. Well he would play if he was allowed any toys for himself.

Saturday evening and oi oi here comes Jamaaaaayyyyy with a sneaky little video of old Fiddle Fingers practising her ball skills...oi oi savaloy!
He’s recording da famleeeee in da garden , so blessed innit.
All the best. Etc
Repeat to fade....

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Hilarious!! Surely Soph reads these and laughs too at how ridiculous her life sounds!!!
 
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Oh my god those trellises are so bad, never seen them before! If I were her neighbours I would be raging!
They are pleached trees, a thing that's been around for eons. Not sticking up for her but they've been used for a very long time. Hers are young so need time to develop, should end up looking something like this
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I don't think hinch will go to the baby shower. She won't be able to control the photos and could risk being pictured without a filter on and it being shared on social media.

YES I truly believe she is that insecure !
 
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I only dip in and out of this thread so sorry for probably repeating what someone else has said, but isn't the whole shabby tit chic thing a bit 2014? I seem to recall going through an upcycling phase in my early twenties 🥴 Soph is so current!

Also, I notice everything she does has to be a fun and exciting activity for HER. She's like an overgrown child. I don't think I've ever seen her do anything that is a fun, age-appropriate activity for her children. Even her trip to Lapland last year was clearly just a content opportunity as she kept Ron the giant baby swaddled in his pram the whole time. She is a prick.

As you were Tattlers! 😆
2014! I was doing this back in 1994! 🤣🤣
 
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Ss baby shower
- we suspect this was last week at the same time as the “wrap party”. Completely could have been a pre record. Will be looking out for decor that matches what they had at the “wrap party”.
- someone on the ss thread believes they saw a sign in the background of label lady’s stories about the baby shower with the date august 27th. I don’t think anyone got screen shots though.

the friends baby’s first birthday
- hinch went to the theatre recently with this friend. So they are definitely still close.
- the friend said the party was for close friends and family
-hinch copies a lot of what this friend does with her kids - the way she dresses them; party themes.
My suspicions are that the friend will keep her birthday party of the gram except for some images that give nothing away - eg the food/ the cake/ the birthday boy only. Just like hinch did for Ronnies second birthday.
 
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I just don’t understand, why does she need to find ‘bargains’ on fb marketplace when she is a millionaire? Why does she need to take lower priced items away from people who may actually need them, instead of helping the economy and buying her own?
Or better still stop buying rubbish she doesn’t need, her house has crap shoved on every possible space, ever heard of less is more sofa??

Wiff free cronky shnacks I’m sure of it the way she kept turning the packaging to face the camera. Shut the gob when you chew, please. 🤢

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Gosh she really doesn’t know how to behave appropriately anywhere she is so busy constantly seeking attention, 😒😩
 
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No mecca stories available this morning as predicted

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Hers shot of my massive tat filled garden and a message to believe it will all work out (if you keep peddling shut and selling your soul for advertising contracts that you don't declare and have mummy's babysitting services and a husband with sales management skills to name but a few. Never known anyone to be so self involved
I’m sure Ron was wearing that basketball kit on a phone on a previous thread last week?
 
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I’m sure Ron was wearing that basketball kit on a phone on a previous thread last week?
Yes he was and then in a different outfit not long afterwards on a story by Inch. Everything in their lives is designed to confuse. They love playing games with the shoppers
 
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I just don’t understand, why does she need to find ‘bargains’ on fb marketplace when she is a millionaire? Why does she need to take lower priced items away from people who may actually need them, instead of helping the economy and buying her own?
I’m late to the party today but I’ve just watched her story about the bench and thought the exact same thing!!!

She is a millionaire ffs, she doesn’t need to buy off marketplace but I’m sure there are plenty others in her area that could do with a £40 bench for their garden that perhaps can’t afford to go to the garden centre to get one.

Her head is shoved so far up her own backside she is just blind to common decency! It infuriates me 😠
 
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Sorry if it’s been mentioned but Sofa has been nominated in the Sun Fabulous awards thingy, under most influential I think?? Ugh. I only voted to not vote for her. Is it ok to post the link so everyone can choose to not vote for her by choosing someone else?
Apologies and please remove if not ok

also vote anyone but moneymumOfficial too- someone who also buys a whole lot of followers and trying to fake it before she wants to make it- she is down for bossing it award- it makes a
Mockery of everyone who works hard for followers!!
 
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For all our new pastry trolls…
I’d like to introduce you all to Nigel :
Go forth and do good work in Shady’s honour! He loved Nige like no other and he is sorely missed on this thread.
Maybe Nigel was driven so insane by Shady's splendid work, that...well all I'm saying is no one has seen Shady for several months now....🤔😉
 
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Maybe Nigel was driven so insane by Shady's splendid work, that...well all I'm saying is no one has seen Shady for several months now....🤔😉
Not sure if you are implying a hit job, or that shady was offered a job by Nigel, or Nigel and shady have become one…I’m hoping for either of the latter 🤗
 
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