Definitely no 3! She probably won’t even mention the baby shower of her supposed BFF!
Mrs Hinch #426 Boring Ignorant Narcissistic Greedy Obnoxious - BINGO Mrs Hinch!
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Friday afternoon and after her milk dispenser rant at her fans on their group little old Soph decided she better try to redeem herself with her hardcore flock and take it back to basics with some actual cleaning.
You could tell she was still livid because she was using her Gretel filter and it’s the equivalent of her turning green like the Incredible Hulk when she gets in a strop.
She uses the grumpy gran persona to give her mean girl attitude out and pretend it’s for comedy effect when in fact she’s just boiling her piss that someone dared to contradict her.
She packed the kids off to old Fiddle Fingers and decided to clean the en-suite which is attached on to Lonnie’s duplicate beige nursery of nightmares. When she said she’d missed cleaning she wasn’t wrong. She clearly hasn’t been doing anything since the baby was born and neither has JimBobNoJobSmallKnob.
The shower was grim and Soph’s amazing cleaning techniques haven’t improved. Multiple strong chemical products used and then covering up mould with sealant instead of tackling it with some bleach to kill it off. No wonder that giraffe in the nursery looks like a victim of a nuclear fall out.
The whole thing was an ad for Scrub Daddy sponges and clearly Soph doesn’t clean if she isn’t being paid to. Filthy mare.
Later that night she drove to collect her pregnant pal and fellow slipper clad grotbag Stacey Solomon for a night out at the Bingo. Well she deserves a break guyshhh, Fiddle Fingers only had the kids for half the day and she’d had to clean a shower screen so she needed some me time with her best bubs forever. (Love you to Romford and back babes). The struggling was put on hold again for her late night Bingo session which seemed to consist of the pair of them acting like two 15 year olds off their tits on white lightning and posting photos of themselves holding hands because they are besties 4 Eva. They’re 4lyfers. They’re ride or dies. You get me bubs?
They appeared to have been sniffing their dabbers with Soph gurning all over the shop and looking like Gemma Collins chewing a wasp and Stacey looking like a boggle eyed rat. (Soph is going to be fuming when she realises Stace didn’t use the death filter). They were screeching and flailing about and disrupting the whole evening for everyone like a pair of prize pricks. They also got caught coming back in via the smoking area by some eagle eyed Tattlers. They did pay tribute to us Tattlers by scoffing some cruncky snacks and pouring ten litres of coke down their throits though, which was sooo sweet of them, thankkshhh you guyssshhh.
They didn’t win. Good. But they won by spending time together
No doubt the night will have been yet another undisclosed ad for the Bingo company because who could seriously be arsed shifting themselves out of the house at nearly 10 o’clock at night when they’re heavily pregnant to go and play bingo unless they were being paid to do so.
Saturday and after another undeclared ad for her teshco tat Soph took delivery of a coffin to upcycle with Big Al. Has anyone actually seen Jamie since he mocked her for ransacking her cupboards?
Anyway she’s painted it yes you guessed it.. white. And she’s rubbed random bits off with some sandpaper. Again. Yes we get the theme of this now Soph.. maybe try something different next time?
I fully expect to see Big Al sobbing in to a tin of wood filler whilst hiding in the pergola by the end of the day. His head must be thumping with the combination of paint fumes and Soph’s squawking, poor old sod.
The finished article has been dumped behind the sofa and styled with her book, it must be to keep Ron in so he doesn’t make the place look untidy because that’s where he usually plays. Well he would play if he was allowed any toys for himself.
Saturday evening and oi oi here comes Jamaaaaayyyyy with a sneaky little video of old Fiddle Fingers practising her ball skills...oi oi savaloy!
He’s recording da famleeeee in da garden , so blessed innit.
All the best. Etc
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Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
I've said it before and so have others but it's so so sad Ronnie is shoved behind the sofa with his "toys". Why not pull the sofa back and have him play in the middle. Saying that he's clearly not allowed toys as anything brightly coloured or suitable for his age is shown once then taken from him. So sad.
Gets where a fart doesn't that kid
What I find odd is these types of photos being taken and put online. Did other parents give permission to have their children on someone's social media.
Sorry but Jimbob’s legs in the picture on the left, thinks he needs to get back in the gym/garage
I presume they’ve given permission for BabyBallers to share them (when they signed up) but then they are out there as it’s not a closed/private group.
I think they’re shared on Baby Ballers public fb page so they’ll have consent
That’s why JimBob is holding his nose then!
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Ok fair enough. We've given our schools consent to share pictures on the school FB page and through an app. These are not to be shared beyond that. I don't know how it works in England
They will probably home school CON so she can take over full time care and entertainment of Ronnie. She does at least play on his terms from what they’ve shown.
And Inch, stop skipping leg day mate. ATB
Yes I’m not sure if they should be onwardly shared, but it’s so hard when they’re out on a public page by the group organisers. I personally wouldn’t be happy with my child’s photos being public like that - but then I don’t share mine publicly like Hinch & co
I think hinch thinks if she puts quotations marks that’s enough to show it’s a quote and not her own words. But she never credits who wrote the actual quote and her sheep are as thick as pig tit so absolutely have no idea what those quotations marks mean so they think they are her own words (and she knows they think this too). They think she could rival Shakespeare.
It always gets me when there are comments about how she has such a way with words, just a pity they’re not her own!
Why the duck are his legs so skinny? He’s missing too many leg days in his garage gym.
Won’t be surprised if Hinch’s followers are up again today. There’s a load more spam accounts in there
Sarah Harding has passed away. God bless. Will the girls show some respect today???
Oh gosh how sad. That’s really got me.
He's intimidated by the "man" next to him.Feels like a shrimp.
Not my type btw...his d*** would have to dripping in diamonds at the least
There's only one person clingon smiles at like that.
Not my type btw...his d*** would have to dripping in diamonds at the least
There's only one person clingon smiles at like that.
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