Mrs Hinch #421 Nappy on your face, a big disgrace, Ron’s gonna poo all over the place

[Danielle0120]

Seriously though it’s not normal is it? She’s a 30 something mum who’s acting like a school kid.
She was away on holiday last week, out for the night on Sunday and now she’s fucked off again. Why does she need to be away from her beautiful children so much?

She's a disgrace, she was never meant to have kids. I hope she doesn't have a third..
But there's trouble at home I reckon, inch is rather very quiet.... She's cried to Tracey so she's flew to the rescue with mcflurrys cos Sophie needs constant reassurance and attention. bleeping sad bastard

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

oh yes! She’s seriously been taking notes hasn’t she

So obvious. She hasn’t been using her Hinchlist book, it must be her Tattlist book now. Getting lots of aggressive check marks with her diamond pen these days!
tend Jamie is working
tend I care about the sheep
tend be exhausted and relatable
…

 

[9Pine]

Who is Khm

Oh, you are in for a treat! Kate Hayes Make-Up.

She just hit the #100 threads today. Not up to Hinch yet but funnier all round.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

This, plus your username, comedy gold

Haha, thank you! Massive fan here. I would hope that Hinch has never seen an episode, it would be wasted on her!

 

[LilPinkie]

Hmm. I believe that Hinch and Inch have done their own version of market research and have changed tack with their sheep. Moving away from floaty and serene and acting out what she perceives her following to be. Exhausted mums who are not above smearing a nappy over their chops, bit chavvy, hence the raw chuck, microchips and swearing. I can swear like a squaddie but she doesn’t know what a real mum has to do as she isn’t one so she’s missing the mark completely. Fake stories and comedy filters aplenty. Strange mix of acting like SS and Rosie Ramsay and achieving neither. Give it up, Christ!

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

Poor Len crying @ home while his mam has fucked off to maccies

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Jamie's quiet now isn't he.
Hinchs' comeback was so anti climatic.
No invite to the cleaning convention.
This isn't good at all is it.
Looks all she is leaning on is this Teshhhco range. And whatever shitshow Inch is "working" on.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

I bet the seller told her to duck off because she probably asked for a discount..

I bet the seller told her to duck off because she/he is a Tattle bastard!

 

[Danielle0120]

"time for lennies feed" you aren't breastfeeding, it's so very clear so I'm sure jimbob could of fed his own son mate.
But I'm glad to see she's home and not acting like a moron at 1030 at night, the embarrassment

but I remember the time she was sooo obsessed with Ronnies tiny baby feet too.... Lennie will be pushed out soon as he's on the move and we'll be disgusted at how she treats and interacts with him too.

First McFlurry in the front of the car and next Trace will be fumbling through her prawn purse on the back seat...

PRAWN PURSE duck OFF

 

[Airconditioning]

Genuinely believe we are watching a mental breakdown and the demise of Hinch.

 

[Dexy]

Why on earth do they all enable her?! What is this power she beholds ? If this was my best mate I’d be taking the fecking phone off her not taking her to Maccy’s!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Is it just me or is she trying her hand at being more relateable to those sweary mums...she's been doing a whole lot of swearing these last few stories.
I'll admit I'm a sweary person, not in front of my kids, but have slipped up sometimes. I've heard her drop f bombs more times she's shined her sink

 

[abbykacz]

“Tracy’s going to message and buy the ladder....” Yeah right She’s probably picked it up now, hence the McFlurry stop on the way home.

 

[Pollyanna263]

I have a theory about the Range Rover.
Does anyone know when it first appeared?

If it’s a freebie / product placement, I wouldn’t mind betting it’s coming up to a year and they’ve just contacted her to arrange collection.

No way will they replace it with a new one the way she’s acting and having just been in deep rest for 3 months.

She’s pissed off and the flour is her getting back at them.

I may be totally wrong but I really think it’s going to go to Range Rover people soon!

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

I have a theory about the Range Rover.
Does anyone know when it first appeared?

If it’s a freebie / product placement, I wouldn’t mind betting it’s coming up to a year and they’ve just contacted her to arrange collection.

No way will they replace it with a new one the way she’s acting and having just been in deep rest for 3 months.

She’s pissed off and the flour is her getting back at them.

I may be totally wrong but I really think it’s going to go to Range Rover people soon!

I wondered too when did she get the Range Rover? X

 

[rindersminder]

If that was her 10 years ago, so 22? She must have had a bloody hard paper round!

 

[Henny Penny]

this one?? I reckon about 30 Mins
Or is this the one someone else linked??

 

[mrsshim62]

confession to make. I do! But they’re never touched as a main meal, just there in the freezer and occasionally when I’m hungover and peckish on a Sunday (before I have a Chinese) il have a box smothered in cheese… ok il see myself out, ATV

I do too! They a handy wee standby with beans or spaghetti if my grandchildren come in starving!!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

You telling me this is the same woman? The same woman who has had "no work" done on her face? Nah, duck off you dick. I know she uses filters on Snap & Insta but it really doesn't look like the same person. Definitely had work done to that boat race......

 

[Nonyaxx912]

I reckon me and you should get the advertising gig for fries to go haha glad to see another fries to go lover

I put some on my plate tonight with chicken &rice I had to after mentioning them! My fella said "it's a good job you haven't put them on my plate"