Mrs Hinch #416 Now now Tattlers don't be mean, if maternity Soph is dropped by Gleam!

[BeyoncéCarter-Knowles]

EWWWWW
I’m so grossed out by her sucking her crisp fingers I can’t

 

[nursemum12]

I thought maybe she had PND and having a eating disorder has been clear since being pregnant with Ronnie... But she can't be struggling that much being all down. And depressed, riddled with anxiety when she pisses off and struts down aisles like she's 14 on her first shopping trip with her mate when she met up with Stacey , buying fuk knows what in VS, getting her hair done, fillers, botox.
I think she simply can't stand her new life cos she can't believe being a mum is forever, it's not what she thought, and they parenthood isn't just for 5 stories a day on Instagram and the way they are acting together their marriage isn't happy at all, she wants out but she doesn't know how cos it'll ruin her little Instagram perfect life.

This!!x

I’ve watched the last bit of his video a few times now- the sarcastic sounding “love you darling” and her ooo ooo ooo I think there’s something not right there at all u know. I think he’s done something fucked up & she hates him

She’s probably still in a mood with him about him dream cheating

 

[BeyoncéCarter-Knowles]

I’ve watched the last bit of his video a few times now- the sarcastic sounding “love you darling” and her ooo ooo ooo I think there’s something not right there at all u know. I think he’s done something fucked up & she hates him

Yeah she didn’t want any of it, she wants to go home you can tell.

 

[IrishCatlady]

This!!x


She’s probably still in a mood with him about him dream cheating

Maybe she secretly luurrvves SS

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

If that suite is 2 nights then it’s pretty clear Lennie isn’t breastfed. Even one night is a push at 8-10 weeks!!

do they not own any nice smart casual clothing? Not even a nice pair of jeans? They dress like absolute chavs

Unless sous chef was right and he is now 6-7 months old

 

[Nuttywidow]

Cos she only likes the camera when she can change her beady eyes sharp nose real life look. She's lived a lie for so long hiding behind filters she appears to have real problems.
He's so frustrated & psyched up thinking of his "reward" he can hardly contain himself can he. He just can't wait to grab her jugs and give her the night of her life in reality she probably says is it in yet Jamie....poor little Inch will be done and dusted in seconds...

Is that really her with no filters ?

 

[IrishCatlady]

I’ve watched the last bit of his video a few times now- the sarcastic sounding “love you darling” and her ooo ooo ooo I think there’s something not right there at all u know. I think he’s done something fucked up & she hates him

Very weird, to not say Love you back after all he's arranged is off

This!!x


She’s probably still in a mood with him about him dream cheating

Or she really wanted to stay in the tree house, not the granny suite

 

[ShadyBadger]

If he had a job he could of got her a fancy leather handbag for their leather anniversary but no it will be him in arse less leather chaps shouting avvvvvvv itttttttt

 

[AbsoluteNorth]

Who the duck turns up to a swanky retreat with a mug shot & Ribena??
And she looks like she’s just rolled off the sofa
I’d be dressing up for my man, cracking open the champs and spending time splashing in the jacuzzi - wedding anniversary jeez I’d hate to see what the years to come will be if this is how boring it is early on.
She just doesn’t want to be there. Sad really

 

[nursemum12]

They actually act act as if there teenagers or only just met!
You would never guess that they been married for 3 years or been together previously! They are just so bloody awkward towards each other, Inch has only got one thing on his mind which makes it obvious that she hasn’t been (a good) wife since Lonnie came along! You can hear the frustration in his voice
I just want to throw them both in the bleeping bin! The pair of twats.
I’m surprised she hasn’t let everyone know that they have a house sitter like they did last time even tho we all know that the kids definitely have not gone to ma’s house because ma is at theirs with the kids where she always is.
And this hotel they’ve gone to if it’s a 2 night min why have they said there only there for one night

Cause poor anxiety ridden soph it wouldn’t sit right if she went away for two days as apparently she’s struggling just even leaving the boys aka Henry xx

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Oh god she's going to get big ideas, once Henry breathes his last she'll be getting him taxidermied lying on his back with the winky on display, but like this poor creature . I love a bit of crap taxidermy.

I can picture it now. His Lardship mounted on the wall.

 

[joyce_templesavage]

They are like Dave & Denise from the Royle family, mugshots in a bowl tonight for a change, yummy

Cup a soup with a twist has had an upgrade to mugshots

 

[IrishCatlady]

They actually act act as if there teenagers or only just met!
You would never guess that they been married for 3 years or been together previously! They are just so bloody awkward towards each other, Inch has only got one thing on his mind which makes it obvious that she hasn’t been (a good) wife since Lonnie came along! You can hear the frustration in his voice
I just want to throw them both in the bleeping bin! The pair of twats.
I’m surprised she hasn’t let everyone know that they have a house sitter like they did last time even tho we all know that the kids definitely have not gone to ma’s house because ma is at theirs with the kids where she always is.
And this hotel they’ve gone to if it’s a 2 night min why have they said there only there for one night

Agree with everything except I don't agree that not having sex with your partner after giving birth or for any other reason married or not makes you a Bad partner

 

[Cupcakemum]

oh yes I totally agree that they aren’t helping themselves! I just think he’s taking advantage of her vulnerability.

(cannot believe I’m defending her, please don’t kick me out!!)

There's nothing vulnerable about her at all, it's all a character!
Mrs Hinch, and now Inch are both characters in this game.
Let's act thick, vulnerable and naive because then people will like us more and relate better, that bringing more engagement.
Don't fall for it!
This is the woman who can sit in a board meeting with Dunhelm after blagging anxiety and MH issues and converse with them like she's done it all her life and be more confident than a lot of normal people.

They're sales people, they adapt their personnas to get sales and money by lying!
When she doesn't realise she's being recorded she sounds and acts completely different - we've seen and heard her snap and Inch and R.
Once she knows and isn't in control of the narrative or how she looks and sounds she changes back to pathetic.

Controversial maybe, but I'm not even convinced she has an ED.
Without a filter she looks healthy, in selfies posted by crazed fans she again always looks healthy.
I would bet 50 quid now that's she eats perfectly well and she's just a faddy eater.
Shes vain and lazy which perfectly explains all the surgeries - meanwhile anyone who has suffered will be reminded of their struggle and relate to what they see, but thats where she has you feeling sorry for her. It's very clever ill give her that.

 

[Macmama]

10 weeks old and exclusively breastfed, yet she can leave him for two nights to go and suck her crisp fingers and teach Janine how to Hinch his bumbum. Yeah, Sophie. We believe you. I'll call that bingo about performative breastfeeding now

 

[Strawberry13]

3 years married , VS Trackie & Grichy still isn’t happy

Edited to say this is my suggestion for thread title

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

‘Did you know this is real?’

How has she never ever seen taxidermy before?

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Imagine when old fatdog slim eventually snuffs it, she'll have him stuffed and put in pride of place on top of the useless fireplace. Either that or still on "his" bed in a laid-on-his-back-position-with-his-lipstick-on-show, stroking his paws every night. She totally would ya know.

 

[IrishCatlady]

There's nothing vulnerable about her at all, it's all a character!
Mrs Hinch, and now Inch are both characters in this game.
Let's act thick, vulnerable and naive because then people will like us more and relate better, that bringing more engagement.
Don't fall for it!
This is the woman who can sit in a board meeting with Dunhelm after blagging anxiety and MH issues and converse with them like she's done it all her life and be more confident than a lot of normal people.

They're sales people, they adapt their personnas to get sales and money by lying!
When she doesn't realise she's being recorded she sounds and acts completely different - we've seen and heard her snap and Inch and R.
Once she knows and isn't in control of the narrative or how she looks and sounds she changes back to pathetic.

Controversial maybe, but I'm not even convinced she has an ED.
Without a filter she looks healthy, in selfies posted by crazed fans she again always looks healthy.
I would bet 50 quid now that's she eats perfectly well and she's just a faddy eater.
Shes vain and lazy which perfectly explains all the surgeries - meanwhile anyone who has suffered will be reminded of their struggle and relate to what they see, but thats where she has you feeling sorry for her. It's very clever ill give her that.

agree with every point. That Dunelm video needs to be on wiki if it isn't

3 years married , VS Trackie & Grichy still isn’t happy

Thread title

 

[Nannywanny59]

Who the duck rocks up to a 1k a night hotel in a chavvy Victoria’s Secreta tracksuit? Is that the monstrosity she bought when she was shopping with her BFF the other week?
Ribena and Mugshots? She really is an absolute wet wipe. Should have taken her to the Premier Inn- she would have wet her pants at the shampoo dispenser on the wall if she was amazed by a flipping bidet.

You wud think they wud dress up and go down to dinner, WhAts the point of going sumwhere lovely and staying in your room. #Crazy

 

[9Pine]

It was the pronunciation - Bidette (to rhyme with Ladette) that made me cringe as well as not knowing what it was for

And how embarrassing to leave that part in their little montage! Showed them both up.