Mrs Hinch #416 Now now Tattlers don't be mean, if maternity Soph is dropped by Gleam!

[Olivemaks]

She looks like a teenager about to have a fight

‘Wot woz you sayin abat my nan? Come at me again and say it to ma face, not bein funny or anyfink if ur a big gal come say it to my face’

 

[AC55]

And God c
One day when God was resting an idea sprung to mind
He thought 'I'll make a species to baffle all Mankind'
I'll start with just one brain cell that's more than they will need
They won't have much vocabulary and have no urge to read
Now these special people need a world just of their own
So I will make a place for them so they are not alone
I will call it 'Instagram 'where all these species meet
They will worship nobodies and fall beneath their feet
The species will at all times defend and fight off foe
Whoever dares to question to 'Blockland' they will go!
They'll worship little children that they have never seen
And beg for recognition from the latest Insta Queen
But they will have some rules, that they must not disobey
The houses that they live in must be 50 shades of grey
They are allowed some colour a hint or two of white
And crystal chandeliers to brighten up the night.
Their children must be named after wines or superstars
Like Chardonnay, Deniro, Beyonce, Bruno Mars.
So God was quite contented with the species that he made
But there was only one thing that made him feel afraid
There was a danger lurking for these poor brainless sheep
A danger oh so deadly that robbed him of his sleep
He felt a sense of doom an approaching certain battle
With the educated, erudite inhabitants of Tattle

Brilliant! Absolutely bloody brilliant!

 

[IrishCatlady]

‘Wot woz you sayin abat my nan? Come at me again and say it to ma face, not bein funny or anyfink if ur a big gal come say it to my face’

Exactly outside Maccy Ds with a milkshake in her hand

 

[Pollyanna263]

I'm no fan of either of them but I really think he's getting some kind of kick out of exposing her insecurities in such a public way. She's totally out of her comfort zone and she just looks awkward and uncomfortable. What sort of husband does this to the wife he claims to adore?

the more I see of them, the more fucked up I see their relationship is. He’s on some kind of control power trip.

 

[Cady1954]

Brilliant! Absolutely bloody brilliant!

Thank you Nanny has the kids tonight so time on my hands

 

[GBB]

She seems more odd than usual…I can’t decide whether she really doesn’t like the camera anymore or she’s suffering from some sort of mental health issue but she just seems like she’s uncomfortable on the camera and a bit away with the fairies

Cos she only likes the camera when she can change her beady eyes sharp nose real life look. She's lived a lie for so long hiding behind filters she appears to have real problems.
He's so frustrated & psyched up thinking of his "reward" he can hardly contain himself can he. He just can't wait to grab her jugs and give her the night of her life in reality she probably says is it in yet Jamie....poor little Inch will be done and dusted in seconds...

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

For a couple supposedly in love and showing off their anniversary getaway, she sure does act like she can’t stand to look at him whilst he’s filming her and almost talks through gritted fake teeth. Does she not luuuurve him anymore? Sophs bestest fake bub SS would do a better acting job at showing the gratitude. I’d imagine she would tell him that she loves him to the moon and back, that she can’t breathe, her heart aches so much with love, she’d be emotionally crying and saying she’s obsessed with the stuffed pheasant, and she loves that he bought along her face Dime bars and fake Fejka!

 

[Pollyanna263]

She needs to be an adult for a bit and tell him straight and tell him how it is. They've only brought this tit on themselves, not the MH/ED, but with how far it's getting and shes not getting the help or support she needs. Clearly he isn't supporting at all. This is all for the gram. Not for them or their anniversary. This is just showing off. Why not keep this part private.

oh yes I totally agree that they aren’t helping themselves! I just think he’s taking advantage of her vulnerability.

(cannot believe I’m defending her, please don’t kick me out!!)

 

[Danielle0120]

Not to defend her whatsoever, but if she is struggling with MH / ED or anything similar, this is actually probably awful for her. The pressure she’ll feel under to give Inch his few minutes of fun… and she’s been taken away from the safety and familiarity of home.
There’s nothing worse when you don’t feel safe or in control in your own body.
I might almost feel empathy for her.

I thought maybe she had PND and having a eating disorder has been clear since being pregnant with Ronnie... But she can't be struggling that much being all down. And depressed, riddled with anxiety when she pisses off and struts down aisles like she's 14 on her first shopping trip with her mate when she met up with Stacey , buying fuk knows what in VS, getting her hair done, fillers, botox.
I think she simply can't stand her new life cos she can't believe being a mum is forever, it's not what she thought, and they parenthood isn't just for 5 stories a day on Instagram and the way they are acting together their marriage isn't happy at all, she wants out but she doesn't know how cos it'll ruin her little Instagram perfect life.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

This was my next comment, I'm wondering if this was a freebie they have been given. Or something of the sort. I don't think they have paid for this

They don’t declare the Tesco stuff, so if this is a free stay, they probably won’t declare it as such.

 

[Pollyanna263]

I thought maybe she had PND and having a eating disorder has been clear since being pregnant with Ronnie... But she can't be struggling that much being all down. And depressed, riddled with anxiety when she pisses off and struts down aisles like she's 14 on her first shopping trip with her mate when she met up with Stacey , buying fuk knows what in VS, getting her hair done, fillers, botox.
I think she simply can't stand her new life cos she can't believe being a mum is forever, it's not what she thought, and they parenthood isn't just for 5 stories a day on Instagram and the way they are acting together their marriage isn't happy at all, she wants out but she doesn't know how cos it'll ruin her little Instagram perfect life.

and the eating disorder is out of control because she can’t possible come back until she’s the size she thinks she needs to be, but she doesn’t want to come back at all, so she’s stuck in this vicious cycle

 

[HannahF]

I think she or he does stalk on her. How bad is this photoshopped photo of the little ones. I remember reading on here about why did he take individual photos of them in their kit but not with Ron holding len like the big bro he is

why would you do the hassle of photoshop, just put your kids together for real for a photo

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Well she's not budging from the 4.1m is she. It's been like that for months. Anyone have an update on her IG follow count?

 

[AC55]

Cos she only likes the camera when she can change her beady eyes sharp nose real life look. She's lived a lie for so long hiding behind filters she appears to have real problems.
He's so frustrated & psyched up thinking of his "reward" he can hardly contain himself can he. He just can't wait to grab her jugs and give her the night of her life in reality she probably says is it in yet Jamie....poor little Inch will be done and dusted in seconds...

Jimbobcleanyourbumbuminnit showed a clip of her tattoo eyebrow kit didn't he? Judging by the two different sets of eyebrows on these two very recent photos, she changed them enroute to the hotel! Showing the eyebrow kit was also a direct hit at Tattle! Knobhead!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I think she or he does stalk on her. How bad is this photoshopped photo of the little ones. I remember reading on here about why did he take individual photos of them in their kit but not with Ron holding len like the big bro he is

why would you do the hassle of photoshop, just put your kids together for real for a photo

I'm crap being able to tell if something is photoshopped, how can you tell?

 

[Pollyanna263]

Just realised she said kids are with Nanny. I assumed she meant Freda Fiddle Fingers but what if she actually meant a nanny! Wouldn’t mind betting that’s why we don’t see them much, because she can’t cope and has hired help.

I actually hope she has for the boys’ sake.

 

[Sausage90]

'Leather' anniversary.

I'll see myself out

 

[IrishCatlady]

I think she or he does stalk on her. How bad is this photoshopped photo of the little ones. I remember reading on here about why did he take individual photos of them in their kit but not with Ron holding len like the big bro he is

why would you do the hassle of photoshop, just put your kids together for real for a photo

Wow can’t believe that’s photoshopped, more deceit

 

[SARAHDOESIT]

Sorry if it’s been mentioned but….ok even in some bizarre off chance that you didn’t visually recognize what a bidet was if someone was like “oh that’s a bidet” surely you would have HEARD OF a bidet! I’m American, and admittedly you don’t see many bidets around, even in a lot of swanky places, but I still would know what one was if I saw it! So odd….

It was the pronunciation - Bidette (to rhyme with Ladette) that made me cringe as well as not knowing what it was for

 

[Danielle0120]

and the eating disorder is out of control because she can’t possible come back until she’s the size she thinks she needs to be, but she doesn’t want to come back at all, so she’s stuck in this vicious cycle

Thats something she has to figure out herself though, there's help out there, if she's not willing to get help then she'll be stuck in the mud til she does... Pretending like she eats a full plate of bbq food when in reality she ate a quarter isn't gonna get her anywhere ... I'm not heartless, I've lost people due to suicide from mental health... But Sophie plays on it, I have no sympathy for anyone like that, people like that absolutely disgust me. She's portraying her life like its perfect, she's perfect, she's happy. It's disgusting.
If her own family and precious little husband won't force her to get help or atleast make her see that she needs help not only for herself but for her children then there's not alot people can do. Playing up for the camera will only make her worse.