I think he’s watched Clarksons Farm and gone “babe we’re as funny and hard working as them, let’s flood the shoppers with hints about wanting alpacas, Amazon are bound to come knocking for us babe, they’ll pay for our alpacas and make the funniest show ever about how we go from living in a small village (
) to a massive farm!!! This tie next year we’ll finally be famous!”
yawn.
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Desperate for fame and a farming show, but all they’ve got is trolled by Joe and his cloff throw