Mrs Hinch #112 - Sopha struggles with little Lonnie's poppers, Inch still trying to flog Hinch's tat to the shoppers (edited slightly to fit.)
Winning thread title by @Sausage90
Change appears to be afoot in Castle Greyskull or should that afutttzzz?
On Wednesday Sophie Rose had a mummy makeover! She’s trying reels (thanks Tattle) and loves and misses her sheep so she’s back like Little Bo Peep.
Messy hair
Trendy Dungarees Make up to try and look like you’re not wearing make up
The rebrand from “glam” cleaner to yummy mummy blogger seems to be in full swing with Soph uploading a reel of herself and her new dolly at playtime.
Oh no, it’s baby Lenor! Oops!
Soph seems keen to show off her mummy “skills”, she can rock the baby, she can pat the baby, she can make him dance and brush his hair and he comes complete with a change of outfit and says mama if you tip him upside down...sorry that’s the doll again.
The highlight of the reel was when Soph showered her first born son with kisses and cuddles. Yes Henry was the star of the show as usual. No sign of poor little Ron who seemed to have been sent to the toddler people whilst mummazzz *poke* mummazzz spends quality time with her new toy and Mutley.
The cringeworthy soundtrack “you’re my favourite thing” and “the world’s a better place since you came along” (Len is not your first baby Sophie) and her face lighting up at the sight of the dog when everyone expected it to be Ron running over were just two of the things very wrong with the video.
The comments section went into overdrive, the sheep were in raptures! “Best mummy ever” “you’re a natural Soph” and similar bullshit ...
Earlier that day and Jimbobnojob was up and about with little Ronsomes at the park. Poor little chap sat in a swing looking as glum as ever, no doubt Jamie the oaf was guffawing at him and randomly saying “all the best”, don’t worry though as best bubs Stacey posted a video of a smiling and giggling Rex on his swing just hours later to really hammer home how sad little Ronnie looked by comparison. Love you to the moon back bubs. Women supporting women etc...
RatMan is in shock at the listening figures for the podcast of doom. Apparently there’s loads of people who like listening to an unemployed chav and his intellectually challenged wife talking about themselves for hours.
Despite threatening us with another series, he didn’t actually share these amazing figures with us so let's assume they weren’t actually as great as he’s making out.
He was in full salesman mode and was also trying to flog copies of Sophie’s memwar “This Is Me” for 99p on Amazon. Next it’ll be getting given away for free when you buy a bottle of zoflora.
We were treated to a staged photo shoot shot of baby Len with Ronnie on Thursday evening. (Thanks again Tattle -though she hasn’t read here since the battle of Waterloo)
It was a very cute photo that turned out to be an advert for the clothes the children were wearing and that could have done without her looming in the corner trying to micromanage everything as usual....
“Get back behind the sofa now Ron and I’ll bring you some spaghetti hoop pie if you don’t move”.
Friday morning and it’s Inch’s turn to upload a story, this time it was a totally natural look at Soph dressing Len. “Hello everyone!” Soph fiddled about with the poppers on Len’s outfit like she’d never even seen a baby let alone dressed a baby before and the pair of them laughed and squawked at the poor child as soon as he gurgled.
Saturday morning and it was more of the same with yet another photo by Inch of Hinch and the kids at the breakfast table. This time the family appeared to have hopped in the TARDIS to take the photo with the children looking a lot younger than in recent photos.
The breakfast table photo appears to be the new go to for morning content.
Does the postman not deliver to their house any more? Does Ron not feed Hen anymore? Are there no songs about a three man team?
Do we really have to see the same monotonous shite every day?
Saturday afternoon’s excitement so far has been that a grown man in his 40s has managed to clean a sink all by himself. Well done Inch. What a truly inspirational man you really are. I hope Soph’s paid you the going rate that she gets for shining the sink?
(Disclaimer Mr Hinch can actually clean the sink better than Mrs Hinch, but don’t tell the twit or we might have to watch it every day.)
Facts and Figures for the week:
466743 the number of hairstyles Ronnie has had this week.
3456665 the number of bots Jamie’s bought himself to try and look relevant.
45666434 the number of hours Sophie spent reading Tattle and clawing her neck.
345234 the number of outfits Len and Ron wore in undeclared ads.
3 the number of people who listened to the podcast.
2 the number of minutes they spent walking Henry.
99 the number of pence spent on Sophie’s book of lies....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Sausage90
Change appears to be afoot in Castle Greyskull or should that afutttzzz?
On Wednesday Sophie Rose had a mummy makeover! She’s trying reels (thanks Tattle) and loves and misses her sheep so she’s back like Little Bo Peep.
Messy hair
Trendy Dungarees Make up to try and look like you’re not wearing make up The rebrand from “glam” cleaner to yummy mummy blogger seems to be in full swing with Soph uploading a reel of herself and her new dolly at playtime.
Oh no, it’s baby Lenor! Oops!
Soph seems keen to show off her mummy “skills”, she can rock the baby, she can pat the baby, she can make him dance and brush his hair and he comes complete with a change of outfit and says mama if you tip him upside down...sorry that’s the doll again.
The highlight of the reel was when Soph showered her first born son with kisses and cuddles. Yes Henry was the star of the show as usual. No sign of poor little Ron who seemed to have been sent to the toddler people whilst mummazzz *poke* mummazzz spends quality time with her new toy and Mutley.
The cringeworthy soundtrack “you’re my favourite thing” and “the world’s a better place since you came along” (Len is not your first baby Sophie) and her face lighting up at the sight of the dog when everyone expected it to be Ron running over were just two of the things very wrong with the video.
The comments section went into overdrive, the sheep were in raptures! “Best mummy ever” “you’re a natural Soph” and similar bullshit ...
Earlier that day and Jimbobnojob was up and about with little Ronsomes at the park. Poor little chap sat in a swing looking as glum as ever, no doubt Jamie the oaf was guffawing at him and randomly saying “all the best”, don’t worry though as best bubs Stacey posted a video of a smiling and giggling Rex on his swing just hours later to really hammer home how sad little Ronnie looked by comparison. Love you to the moon back bubs. Women supporting women etc...
RatMan is in shock at the listening figures for the podcast of doom. Apparently there’s loads of people who like listening to an unemployed chav and his intellectually challenged wife talking about themselves for hours.
Despite threatening us with another series, he didn’t actually share these amazing figures with us so let's assume they weren’t actually as great as he’s making out.
He was in full salesman mode and was also trying to flog copies of Sophie’s memwar “This Is Me” for 99p on Amazon. Next it’ll be getting given away for free when you buy a bottle of zoflora.
We were treated to a staged photo shoot shot of baby Len with Ronnie on Thursday evening. (Thanks again Tattle -though she hasn’t read here since the battle of Waterloo)
It was a very cute photo that turned out to be an advert for the clothes the children were wearing and that could have done without her looming in the corner trying to micromanage everything as usual....
“Get back behind the sofa now Ron and I’ll bring you some spaghetti hoop pie if you don’t move”.
Friday morning and it’s Inch’s turn to upload a story, this time it was a totally natural look at Soph dressing Len. “Hello everyone!” Soph fiddled about with the poppers on Len’s outfit like she’d never even seen a baby let alone dressed a baby before and the pair of them laughed and squawked at the poor child as soon as he gurgled.
Saturday morning and it was more of the same with yet another photo by Inch of Hinch and the kids at the breakfast table. This time the family appeared to have hopped in the TARDIS to take the photo with the children looking a lot younger than in recent photos.
The breakfast table photo appears to be the new go to for morning content.
Does the postman not deliver to their house any more? Does Ron not feed Hen anymore? Are there no songs about a three man team?
Do we really have to see the same monotonous shite every day?
Saturday afternoon’s excitement so far has been that a grown man in his 40s has managed to clean a sink all by himself. Well done Inch. What a truly inspirational man you really are. I hope Soph’s paid you the going rate that she gets for shining the sink?
(Disclaimer Mr Hinch can actually clean the sink better than Mrs Hinch, but don’t tell the twit or we might have to watch it every day.)
Facts and Figures for the week:
466743 the number of hairstyles Ronnie has had this week.
3456665 the number of bots Jamie’s bought himself to try and look relevant.
45666434 the number of hours Sophie spent reading Tattle and clawing her neck.
345234 the number of outfits Len and Ron wore in undeclared ads.
3 the number of people who listened to the podcast.
2 the number of minutes they spent walking Henry.
99 the number of pence spent on Sophie’s book of lies....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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